[BelieverInGod]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

It's still not a band if it's just one person.

It seems that English is a dying language.

band 2 (bnd)n.



2. (Music, other) a group of musicians playing either brass and percussion instruments only (brass band) or brass, woodwind, and percussion instruments (concert band or military band)
3. (Music / Pop Music) a group of musicians who play popular music, jazz, etc., often for dancing
4. (Music, other) a group of instrumentalists generally; orchestra


I guess it's a group of one? Here I always thought that was a musician or an artist.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

It seems that English is a dying language.

band 2 (bnd)n.



2. (Music, other) a group of musicians playing either brass and percussion instruments only (brass band) or brass, woodwind, and percussion instruments (concert band or military band)
3. (Music / Pop Music) a group of musicians who play popular music, jazz, etc., often for dancing
4. (Music, other) a group of instrumentalists generally; orchestra


I guess it's a group of one? Here I always thought that was a musician or an artist.

Would it be a band if a satanic musician happened to be infused with a fleet of demons? Could this be what our viking friend is implying?

[eternallysaved]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

I haven't heard a whole lot of....uh...."black metal", but what Vage is saying does make sense, because I'm pretty sure the entire genre has the same vocalist.

He's all like, "BWUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!" and then some poor guy has a seizure at the drum set. I thought there was something wrong with the player, at first, but he said that's how it was supposed to sound. I think....maybe it's all covers of the same performance, or something?

My buddy assured me the three I heard were all seperate bands, but he may have been pulling my leg. He just got back from his tour of duty and he brought this garbage back with him, so I suspect this "music" may have roots in the middle east.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

The intentional abrasiveness that makes it hard for the listener... the idea is to weed out the weak. Black metal is about elitism.

This will greatly amuse the members of my local Christian Senior Citizens Club, as we are all quite deaf and will not find this music abrasive in the least.

Black metal elite:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

Friend, this here is the only Christian black metal I need:



Or maybe a nice Jesus rifle, like the ones made by Trijicon for the US armed forces in Iraq and Afghanistan!

[Euronymous]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

I haven't heard a whole lot of....uh...."black metal", but what Vage is saying does make sense, because I'm pretty sure the entire genre has the same vocalist.

He's all like, "BWUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!" and then some poor guy has a seizure at the drum set. I thought there was something wrong with the player, at first, but he said that's how it was supposed to sound. I think....maybe it's all covers of the same performance, or something?

My buddy assured me the three I heard were all seperate bands, but he may have been pulling my leg. He just got back from his tour of duty and he brought this garbage back with him, so I suspect this "music" may have roots in the middle east.

Making incorrect blanket statements about a genre of music. Reeeeal intelligent.

What music do you listen to, hipster.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

Making incorrect blanket statements about a genre of music. Reeeeal intelligent.

What music do you listen to, hipster.

Gospel, its approved by God.

[True Disciple]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

Making incorrect blanket statements about a genre of music. Reeeeal intelligent.

What music do you listen to, hipster.

Everyone knows black metal artists are not making their music themselves. Dabbling in both homosexuality and satanism, they summon demons and allow these to enter and possess their body, after which the demons play Satan's horrifying music, using their hands and distorting their voices. That is why these people are so uncivilized and uncouth. They have no souls, but are inhabited solely by demons.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: What is the opinion on Christian black metal?

I detest elitism! I am all about inclusion. I suppose that's why I enjoy the Lady Gaga so much. It's delicious pop entertainment reminiscent of the Eurythmics.

You can practically hear Annie Lennox singing Sweet Dreams in that "ma, ma, ma, ma, ma."

I thought you liked lady gaga Sammy because her music reflects your politics and your religious views... ie