[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Hitoshi I have a question for you.
My neighbour , Mr Goebbels, says you slants have funny shaped heads from being wapped in the face with a wok at birth, then named after the accompanying sound. He says this is why you have names like ring gong tingle chi minh. Is this true?

The chinese couple who run the local laundry had a retard baby. They called it Sum Ting Wong. (presumably after they wapped it in the face with a wok).

Are the retard mongoloids the ones that get wapped in the face with woks too hard? Do expecting parents get warned about the over exuberent wok-wapping of new babies ?
Yours in Christ
Brother Guy

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do they have to draw you gooks a picture to teach you to use a spoon too? Or have those not been sold in your Godless cesspool?

[Hitoshi]

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I have a question for Hitoshi. Just when do young children start to learn how to use chopsticks?
As soon as they're able to feed themselves or later? And how often are forks used in Japan (for the natives, not amongst tourists or newcomers to the country).

And WHY use chopsticks when you can use a perfectly good fork?

children are use chopstick start very young age. they are make small children chopstick same like you are have small fork for children. okay you are ask why use chopstick I could same ask about fork give me break. if you are want learn how use chopstick I am copy this instruction from wikipedia for how use. I am also want say chopstick is make for sexy fun time in bed (this I will give personal instruction). I am wish good luck and good eating!

1. Put one chopstick between the palm and the base of the thumb, using the ring finger (the fourth finger) to support the lower part of the stick. With the thumb, squeeze the stick down while the ring finger pushes it up. The stick should be stationary and very stable.
2. Use the tips of the thumb, index and middle fingers to hold the other stick like a pen. Make sure the tips of the two sticks line up.
3. Pivot the upper stick up and down towards the stationary lower stick. With this motion one can pick up food of surprising size.
4. With enough practice, the two sticks function like a pair of pincers.

[Sister Noddy]

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I have a question for Hitoshi. Just when do young children start to learn how to use chopsticks?
As soon as they're able to feed themselves or later? And how often are forks used in Japan (for the natives, not amongst tourists or newcomers to the country).

And WHY use chopsticks when you can use a perfectly good fork?

I've always wondered the same thing. We are for waiting Japanee answer, Hi-chop-san okay.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I have a question for Hitoshi. Just when do young children start to learn how to use chopsticks?
As soon as they're able to feed themselves or later? And how often are forks used in Japan (for the natives, not amongst tourists or newcomers to the country).

And WHY use chopsticks when you can use a perfectly good fork?

[Miss Maisie]

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Oh my word, Pastor, would even Hibachi want to sound like that awful man? My Daddy strictly forbids anyone in our household to watch him on television.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No is not like man spend money on me is like I am pimp collect money from my bitch (I am not know if this is offending sorry if is offend I am not speak English for first language). now go out make tricks before you are make me smack you up.

My GOD, is there ANYTHINGT japs won't copy? Now Hibachi is trying to talk like Kevin Federline!

[Hitoshi]

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I have a question for the Jap.

Do nasty things collect under your slanty eye flaps?

I could ask same question about your jowl.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I have a question for the Jap.

Do nasty things collect under your slanty eye flaps?

[Hitoshi]

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How womanly of you. Always wanting to have a man spending money on you.

No is not like man spend money on me is like I am pimp collect money from my bitch (I am not know if this is offending sorry if is offend I am not speak English for first language). now go out make tricks before you are make me smack you up.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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America is owe Japan billion and billion of dollar.

We already gave you billions of dollars worth of napalm, phospherous bombs, and nukes. Yet you want more?

How womanly of you. Always wanting to have a man spending money on you.

[Hitoshi]

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I hate to say this, but it sounds like your grapevine has something seriously wrong with it. Where do you get the part about him getting any lovin from?

EDIT: Also, I have a question for Japanese. The other day, while I was photocopying some Chick tracts to hand out in the high street, the damned chink working in the copy shop shortchanged me. When I pointed out that she was a filthy chink who was shortchanging me, she just pretended not to speak English till I gave up and went home. This means that a yellow-skinned heathen owes me at least £1.26, if not more. So my question is, when are you going to cough up?

I am understand short change. China commit many war crime against Japan and we are not even get sorry (some are think we are make crime but really was retaliate for their crime okay learn history). America take from Japan two beautiful city (is Nagasaki and Hiroshima) and also America is owe for make destroy of other Japanese property and Japanese death during world war 2. America is owe Japan billion and billion of dollar.

you know when sometime you are owe friend money but another friend is owe you money so you tell friend you are owe money to get money from friend who is owe you money? go get £1.26 from buddy pastor Zekie okay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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EDIT: Also, I have a question for Japanese. The other day, while I was photocopying some Chick tracts to hand out in the high street, the damned chink working in the copy shop shortchanged me. When I pointed out that she was a filthy chink who was shortchanging me, she just pretended not to speak English till I gave up and went home. This means that a yellow-skinned heathen owes me at least £1.26, if not more. So my question is, when are you going to cough up?

I feel for you brother T, truly I do. My experiences at ministering to the slants has revealed the extreme joo-like fixation they have for money. They even try and joo little nigra boys.

[Brother Temperance]

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What Japernese you talkin, Five Year honeybun? Ooooooh you mean Hi-sloshy? Hmmmm, noddy gets it from the grapevine he's a whole lotta lovin and not so much prayin!

I hate to say this, but it sounds like your grapevine has something seriously wrong with it. Where do you get the part about him getting any lovin from?

EDIT: Also, I have a question for Japanese. The other day, while I was photocopying some Chick tracts to hand out in the high street, the damned chink working in the copy shop shortchanged me. When I pointed out that she was a filthy chink who was shortchanging me, she just pretended not to speak English till I gave up and went home. This means that a yellow-skinned heathen owes me at least £1.26, if not more. So my question is, when are you going to cough up?

[Sister Noddy]

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Well maybe that's why his eyes are disappearin'. Mawmy aways says it makes you blind.

That's right, Little Five sweetiepie! Your mommy is a very wise lady to warn you of the dangers before it's too late and Jesus gets mad, the way He's mad at Hi-funky-san-why-SLAP-his-nasty-little-hand!