[Five Year Old Girl]

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Well maybe that's why his eyes are disappearin'. Mawmy aways says it makes you blind.

[Sister Noddy]

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Izza bad Japernese man gonna rape a Nanny King? I fink Jeevus musta pulled his eyeses too much on accounta thuh Shinty-dolators. Maybe, if'n he prays, he'll get ta' see better.

What Japernese you talkin, Five Year honeybun? Ooooooh you mean Hi-sloshy? Hmmmm, noddy gets it from the grapevine he's a whole lotta lovin and not so much prayin!

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Izza bad Japernese man gonna rape a Nanny King? I fink Jeevus musta pulled his eyeses too much on accounta thuh Shinty-dolators. Maybe, if'n he prays, he'll get ta' see better.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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In the free world, we call toilet paper you can read the "Koran". Can you say "Koran"? Good boy.

Maybe he needs another sign big enough for his squinty eyes to read:

[Brother Temperance]

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we are even have toilet paper you can read so is not have need for magazine!

In the free world, we call toilet paper you can read the "Koran". Can you say "Koran"? Good boy.

[Hitoshi]

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Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

Who is know more about Japanese toilet me or you give me break. There are some squat toilet for public toilet but is not common for toilet in home okay (but squat toilet is nice because squat position create much gentle pressure for healthy release of bowel).

and of course we are use toilet paper.




we are even have toilet paper you can read so is not have need for magazine!




also much Japanese toilet are have warm water rinse (is bidet). believe this is get much cleaner than toilet paper okay. after I am have release of bowel you can eat breakfast out of my buttock is so clean.

okay no more talk about toilet in my thread. you guy are scare away all my honey baby ladies!

[Brother Temperance]

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okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.

It's bad enough that you have to urinate all over the seat, but to then boast about how you're "making the seat warm and releasing perfume"? Awful japaninny!

It makes me wonder, might the menfolk in Japan not feel emasculated by, well, doing their business in the same squatting position as their women do over there?

I think that having tiny tallywhackers and looking like women probably makes them feel slightly more emasculated.

[Larry Lee]

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you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

I knew there wasn't any difference between the Japs and Koreans!

[Miss Maisie]

okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.

If y'all have those marvellous contraptions, then why are there still those unGodly toilet tubs? And those walls made of paper?

Are you implying, young man, that Americans are filthy, overweight animals??

Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

Oh my, Pastor, it's horrible!
I just knew he done told a lie about having that techno-toilet.

It makes me wonder, might the menfolk in Japan not feel emasculated by, well, doing their business in the same squatting position as their women do over there? Oh, Lord forgive me. I don't mean to be so unladylike!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!

[Hitoshi]

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I have a question for y'all, Hitoshi. Is it true what I've heard about the toilets over there in Japan? As I understand it, they resemble small bathtubs over which one squats in a most UN-Godly manner.
I'm certain that just ain't the way the good Lord intended for us to (forgive me Jesus) pee!

Why do y'all do that? Is it some perverted foreign pleasure you take pleasure in, or are y'all afraid of using a proper toilet?

okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.




here is picture of American using old fashion toilet. get with times America!

[Miss Maisie]

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I have a question for y'all, Hitoshi. Is it true what I've heard about the toilets over there in Japan? As I understand it, they resemble small bathtubs over which one squats in a most UN-Godly manner.
I'm certain that just ain't the way the good Lord intended for us to (forgive me Jesus) pee!

Why do y'all do that? Is it some perverted foreign pleasure you take pleasure in, or are y'all afraid of using a proper toilet?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Crestwood Village (A nearby gated comunity) has a good policy on trash like Hitoshi, maybe it should be applied to this forum:

[Hitoshi]

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Hibachi, you squint-eyed yellow monkey! How much college do you need to say "You rike flench flies with that?"

I never am ask such dummy question. Of course American want french fry with that. American eat french fry like dog lick himself...every ten minute. ha ha is joke but serious you guy eat too much french fry and dog lick himself every ten minute.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I am college student okay).

Hibachi, you squint-eyed yellow monkey! How much college do you need to say "You rike flench flies with that?"