[Enobarbus]

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Well, what can I say, you got me. I derive secret pleasure from peering at other women's rears and imagining an act which techincally couldn't exist. Yes. Indeed. Shameful am I. old


Of course not, dear Pastor. When did you say your last visit was? Didn't police say around that time that they had apprehended a mysterious man with binoculars lurking around the city watching unsuspecting women??


Ah, I see you've been paying attention to the world's latest news. Unwrapped meat indeed.

I am afraid that girl-on-girl sodomy is an act that can and does occur. It does require a strap-on accessory, but I'm sure you are not unaware of the existence of these Miss Hellsinger. I believe that you are acting ignorant in a vain attempt to cover your worst sexual excesses.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not likely. Those porky Aussie women will do ANYTHING to get two seconds of attention from an American.

People from the US aren't respected like they used to be due to current events and the Pres, unfortunately. I know, I have to experience it firsthand.

[Sister Rebecca]

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The children aren't much better.
http://www.abc.net.au/quantum/s203808.htm

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Didn't police say around that time that they had apprehended a mysterious man with binoculars lurking around the city watching unsuspecting women??

Not likely. Those porky Aussie women will do ANYTHING to get two seconds of attention from an American.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You truly are a pervert, aren't you!? Its obvious to everyone that you are speaking from personal experience. Does your husband know that you crave hot girl-on-girl sodomy, or is just your beard anyway?

Well, what can I say, you got me. I derive secret pleasure from peering at other women's rears and imagining an act which techincally couldn't exist. Yes. Indeed. Shameful am I. old

I have been in supermarkets in Australia. No one peers down the women's thongs because there are no good looking women in the entire country. Trust me, I like looking at pretty girls, unlike the homer catholics and the New Life FALSE Christian Ted Haggard and his flock of sodomites, but there is nothing to see in Australia.

Of course not, dear Pastor. When did you say your last visit was? Didn't police say around that time that they had apprehended a mysterious man with binoculars lurking around the city watching unsuspecting women??

The the girls I look at must be dressed appropriately, not acting like unwrapped meat for muslims to mangle or I step up and give them a stern rebuking!

Ah, I see you've been paying attention to the world's latest news. Unwrapped meat indeed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No, I mean peer down. Ie in supermarkets when a girl is wearing one of those thongs and you peer down for a closer look.

I have been in supermarkets in Australia. No one peers down the women's thongs because there are no good looking women in the entire country. Trust me, I like looking at pretty girls, unlike the homer catholics and the New Life FALSE Christian Ted Haggard and his flock of sodomites, but there is nothing to see in Australia.

The the girls I look at must be dressed appropriately, not acting like unwrapped meat for muslims to mangle or I step up and give them a stern rebuking!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, I mean peer down. Ie in supermarkets when a girl is wearing one of those thongs and you peer down for a closer look.

You truly are a pervert, aren't you!? Its obvious to everyone that you are speaking from personal experience. Does your husband know that you crave hot girl-on-girl sodomy, or is just your beard anyway?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Shut up dummy. you are mean peer UP skirt not down. it okay many woman are not know which way up or down when are with Hitoshi. believe, so much woman are come to me and spread leg people are think I am gynecologist. And you are need lay off those *snicker*. they are make you fat okay.

No, I mean peer down. Ie in supermarkets when a girl is wearing one of those thongs and you peer down for a closer look.

[SUV]

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Baaaaaaahaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa

(Re: "Weakest chink")

Yes, that did kick a little Fundament, didn't it?

[Hitoshi]

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No, that smell is the smell of the soap they use to wash their hands which then proceed to slap you in the face for trying to peer down their skirts, Hitoshi. *snicker*

Shut up dummy. you are mean peer UP skirt not down. it okay many woman are not know which way up or down when are with Hitoshi. believe, so much woman are come to me and spread leg people are think I am gynecologist. And you are need lay off those *snicker*. they are make you fat okay.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Japanese woman genital is same american only is clean and smell like delicious blue berry muffin. is also have much vitamin and mineral.

No, that smell is the smell of the soap they use to wash their hands which then proceed to slap you in the face for trying to peer down their skirts, Hitoshi. *snicker*

[Hitoshi]

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I have a question, if you don't mind. Is it true that Japanese female genitalia is horizontal, not vertical?

Japanese woman genital is same american only is clean and smell like delicious blue berry muffin. is also have much vitamin and mineral.

many man are for curious about Japanese woman this because they are never get sleep with Japanese woman. Japanese woman is have HONOR and respect for self. only honorable Japanese man is have delicate flower that are Japanese woman. this is big different from rachel van hesling. NO man is need be curious for her. you are just need type rachel van hesling on mapquest for get direction to her genital (is no big secret)

[SUV]

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Hmmmm, perhaps you have (Christian-style) talent after all. Come a little closer, Brother....

Okay, then: Merry Christmas!!!

SUV

No, I am a white man who had been raised in the catholic pseudochristianity but has decided to find real Jesus and a real church.

And I hate sushi. What I like is a godly beef steak that my wife serves me after a hard day at work.

[tommy]

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There's something ODD about your posting I can't quite put my finger on...are you a Jap trying to find Christ?

No, I am a white man who had been raised in the catholic pseudochristianity but has decided to find real Jesus and a real church.

And I hate sushi. What I like is a godly beef steak that my wife serves me after a hard day at work.

[SUV]

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There's something ODD about your posting I can't quite put my finger on...are you a Jap trying to find Christ?

Brother Temperance, I Believe the only thing this one is looking for is a few more "rounds" at the "sushi" bar

SUV