[JennyD]

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Where IS Hitoshi, anyway?

I've not seen him OR Sister Victory since Sister Victory was revealed to be the true winner of the "Dream Date with Hitoshi" jelly-bean guessing contest.

Perhaps they've eloped?

[Hitoshi]

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I hear the Tea-ceremony is said to be a time-honored ritual of deep significance and beauty - why don't you just use tea-bags?

I am not have probem for use of tea bag but I am still want dress up.



for all who are curious I am not wear anything under kimono

You never answered my other question, Hitoshi.

Are Shintoism and Buddhism Japan's only religions?

no dummy. they are main two religion but are other religion even christian. For most Japanese person religion is not big part of life (same is like exercise regiman and quality education is not part of american life).

Where IS Hitoshi, anyway?

I am busy with sexy new girlfriend who is give me much vigorous exercise regimin and quality education!



hubba bubba!

[SUV]

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Carousing CHRIST! Do Barbara and Jenna Bush have a sister we haven't heard of?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am not have probem for use of tea bag but I am still want dress up. for all who are curious I am not wear anything under kimono

Okay, that was too much information. That's just disgusting. We all suspected that you chinks don't wear proper Christian undergarments, but this is the first time it's been confirmed. Apparently none of you have any shame at all.

Plus, why are you dressed up like a girl?

I am busy with sexy new girlfriend who is give me much vigorous exercise regimin and quality education! hubba bubba!

Okay, I give up. Where's the tube you inflate her with?

[Hitoshi]

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Okay, I give up. Where's the tube you inflate her with?

she is not blow up doll okay give me break. When you are have perfect chisel feature http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/g...ono/statue.jpg and full pouty lip like me you are have no problem get real thing.

but you are give me idea for market Hitoshi tea ceremony blow up doll. here is prototype



and Hitoshi t shirt and underpant doll for ladies

[JennyD]

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but you are give me idea for market Hitoshi tea ceremony blow up doll. here is prototype



and Hitoshi t shirt and underpant doll for ladies

Hitoshi, wouldn't a bottle of Syrup of Ipecac (or any other emetic) be more cost-effective, and far less likely to induce unintended reactions in others?

[Justina Thyme]

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A blow-up doll? With terrorism and suicide bombing raging worldwide like a constantly-mutating virus, we certainly do not need yet another way to blow each other up. For shame, Hibachi!

(Please let me know when they are on the market. I'll take two.)

[Chezund Rice]

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but you are give me idea for market Hitoshi tea ceremony blow up doll. here is prototype

Around here we say "Go Big Red", but them lips are NOT Cornhusker approved (even for eatin' our beef!).
My question is - Why are you little fellers so afraid of mad cow disease when you so obviously have had it for generations? All them Yapin'eese excuses sound pretty fishy to me.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Around here we say "Go Big Red", but them lips are NOT Cornhusker approved (even for eatin' our beef!).
My question is - Why are you little fellers so afraid of mad cow disease when you so obviously have had it for generations? All them Yapin'eese excuses sound pretty fishy to me.

Fishy is the operative word here. Them little fish head eaters is all alike. Crazy, no mad cow needed.

[SUV]

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Hitonmi, I see you posted this photo on April 9. It is now April 13.



So! Have you found it yet?

[Magikarp]

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Is the stereotype that Asian drivers are the worst true? Because my freind is Asian, and he, umm.... well... He's horrible at driving, so to speak. Then again I have non-Asian friends who drive as bad as him, but just wondering.

[Bro Izzy]

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You don't have to be a monkey God follower to know some of their language here is a simple guide, you need to say them out aloud

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

[Magikarp]

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You don't have to be a monkey God follower to know some of their language here is a simple guide, you need to say them out aloud

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3865/Learn+Chinese+in+5+Minutes/

[ElderUK]

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Why is there never a God around when you really need one?!

SUV

Feeling abandoned?
Alone?
Without faith?
Yeah the truth hurts.

BTW "a god"?
There is only one. You should really know that, you really should.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Feeling abandoned?
Alone?
Without faith?
Yeah the truth hurts.

What is that, some kind of half-assed Haiku?

This is a thread to ask questions of Hitoshi, the resident Japanese, not places for you to get all poetical. Please exercise your poeticism in a more appropriate thread.

Incidentally, Hitoshi, I was wondering how it is that Japanese people tell who is male and female. After all, the men are scrawny and smooth and small, and the women are . . . well, the same.