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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #346
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    The sandwich is made from 100% US Pork (yum) and is part of the chain's 100 yen menu (about 88 cents at the time of writing) - which sounds good and cheap - but that's where the positives end. The sandwich is composed of a totally plain (unspiced) pork patty, melted chizu, a sort of pepper-ginger-soy-vinaigrette, disturbingly hot lettuce, and McD-standard onion bits, all ensconced within the standard hamburger bun. The taste is like a cheap pork chop covered in bad Asian-themed salad dressing.
    Hitoshi, why do the Japs inflict such atrocities on defenceless American institutions like McDonald's? Explain yourself!

    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Hitoshi
      Professor of Engrish
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 446

      #347
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Hitoshi, why do the Japs inflict such atrocities on defenceless American institutions like McDonald's? Explain yourself!



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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #348
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post

        Have you tried applying it directly to your forehead yet? It'd do you a power of good.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3330

          #349
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          So you do it so we will have headaches?

          Figures.
          My grandfather was right, Japan sucks.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #350
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Hitoshi, why do the Japs inflict such atrocities on defenceless American institutions like McDonald's? Explain yourself!

            okay you need watch this (is total rip off Japanese macdonald commercial).



            american is steal Japanese idea AGAIN.

            this remind me okay I am much sick of see "ask me" thread. landover have ask australian...ask heretic...ask satanist...ask londoner...ask Malaysian...and maybe twenty other. is total ridiculous!!! only one true ask me thread is Ask Japanese okay. Ask Japanese thread same like New kid on Block. they are original boy band all other are cheap imitation like n sync and backstreet boy and 98 degree.

            only Hitoshi ask Japanese is got it (the right stuff).

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #351
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              okay you need watch this (is total rip off Japanese macdonald commercial).



              american is steal Japanese idea AGAIN.
              Stop flapping your jap yap, or I'll come round your house and clean your kitchen.

              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Roberta
                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 1817

                #352
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                okay you need watch this (is total rip off Japanese macdonald commercial).



                american is steal Japanese idea AGAIN.

                this remind me okay I am much sick of see "ask me" thread. landover have ask australian...ask heretic...ask satanist...ask londoner...ask Malaysian...and maybe twenty other. is total ridiculous!!! only one true ask me thread is Ask Japanese okay. Ask Japanese thread same like New kid on Block. they are original boy band all other are cheap imitation like n sync and backstreet boy and 98 degree.

                only Hitoshi ask Japanese is got it (the right stuff).

                I had such a crush on Jordan Noo. He lip synced so well I never even knew he was a farking jap!
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • Dwayne DeKalb
                  Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 156

                  #353
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)



                  I guess they really do all look alike.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #354
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post

                    I guess they really do all look alike.
                    Mr. DeKalb, that was a very racist comment. I'm shocked to hear such a thing from a self-declared liebral peacenik like yourself.
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                    • Dwayne DeKalb
                      Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 156

                      #355
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      Mr. DeKalb, that was a very racist comment. I'm shocked to hear such a thing from a self-declared liebral peacenik like yourself.
                      I was referring to boy band members.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #356
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        I've got a question, you sickening nip: what is it that you freaks find so erotic/elotic about the agonising suffering of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? Explain yourself!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22902

                          #357
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          I hear the Tea-ceremony is said to be a time-honored ritual of deep significance and beauty - what I can't grasp is that it takes so long to fiddle about in long dresses bowls and brushes to make a cup of tea, why don't you just use tea-bags?
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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #358
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            I hear the Tea-ceremony is said to be a time-honored ritual of deep significance and beauty - what I can't grasp is that it takes so long to fiddle about in long dresses bowls and brushes to make a cup of tea, why don't you just use tea-bags?
                            They do use tea-bags, just not for making cups of tea with.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Sister Isabella
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 63

                              #359
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              You never answered my other question, Hitoshi.

                              Are Shintoism and Buddhism Japan's only religions?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #360
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post
                                You never answered my other question, Hitoshi.

                                Are Shintoism and Buddhism Japan's only religions?
                                Those aren't religions. They're Godless cults, like yours.
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