[Star Finder]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

na....its easy to tell which is female of sub-species......

all Jappy females smell like fish!

and males smell like peanuts...cause they have little balls......

[Remy Lebeau]

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(forgive me JESUS before I ask this)

Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?

Curious, Sister Thumper

Piggybacking off of Sister Thumper's question; how do you reproduce?

With tallywhackers oh so so so so so small and itty bitty tini weenie how can your seed even reach the women's baby ovens? As hairy as a jap's cooter fur is I can't fathom how you manage to even know where to go? How do you even know if you have an erection?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.

Ok, here's one.
What is the maximum speed of the bullet train?

[Hitoshi]

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Ok, here's one.
What is the maximum speed of the bullet train?

thank you for question that is respect. Nozomi bullet train is run at a maximum speed of 300km per hour between Shin-Osaka and Hakata.

now sugar how you like to find out maximum speed of Hitoshi bullet train?

[Hitoshi]

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Piggybacking off of Sister Thumper's question; how do you reproduce?

With tallywhackers oh so so so so so small and itty bitty tini weenie how can your seed even reach the women's baby ovens? As hairy as a jap's cooter fur is I can't fathom how you manage to even know where to go? How do you even know if you have an erection?

I am make video with your wife last night. I will send to you for answer your question.

[Hitoshi]

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Why are Japanese men so keen on playing rugby union?

http://www.rugbyjapan.com/

Are the Japanese rampant homers like the New Zealanders and the Welsh?

And what is the point when your players on tour have to stand on a box to reach the tap in New Zealand shower rooms?

Japanese like play white man sport for prove we are best. is same reason we play with your white women.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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thank you for question that is respect. Nozomi bullet train is run at a maximum speed of 300km per hour between Shin-Osaka and Hakata.

Impressive

now sugar how you like to find out maximum speed of Hitoshi bullet train?

No thanks, Hitoshi, the bullet train answer was fine

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?

A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory

... Nipspeak for "Karaoke Teacher", I presume.

[Hitoshi]

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Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?

I am ask why not?! Japanese like for prove skill at everything for bring great honor to himself and family. I am solve Rubik cube in 18 second but record is 11 second. I am hope to beat this soon.

I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!

Hit that note and every red-blooded woman will be crossing her legs, dear.

Now, what is the purpose of the salariman? I have deduced that he is a performance artist of sorts, but as with all artsy-fartsy nonsense I don't quite 'get' the deeper meaning ... what are these men trying to say to us by sleeping in public?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!

I normally don't put much stock in Hitoshi-chan's boasting, but somehow, this one I can believe.

[Hitoshi]

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Hit that note and every red-blooded woman will be crossing her legs, dear.

Now, what is the purpose of the salariman? I have deduced that he is a performance artist of sorts, but as with all artsy-fartsy nonsense I don't quite 'get' the deeper meaning ... what are these men trying to say to us by sleeping in public?

Japanese not lazy like american. these salariman are work hard long hour this is why sleeping in public.



I am work hard long hour with american women so I am sometime sleep in public too.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I was just wondering if this is the sort of thing you do with your friends, Hitoshi. http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14010/...e-farting.html

[Remy Lebeau]

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I am make video with your wife last night. I will send to you for answer your question.

All I got was a 40 second clip that was nothing but one naked japanese woman rubbing her bushy choo-choo against a second naked japanese woman with her hair dyed blonde who keep saying, "doko desu ka, Hitoshi-san?" It ended when the first girl realized the one with the blonde dyed hair had fell asleep.

Was that asian "chick" doing the dry humping you, Hitmonchan? For the record, any american woman's sin button is bigger than your tallywhacker.

Sister Thumper, the answer to your question is: Yes, their doodles are extremely small and don't even breach the canopy of their pubes. Based on the file Nagasaki sent me it is inconclusive rather or not they even have doodles to doodle with.

Hiroshima, you will be issued 0.00000000000001 infraction points for sending a True Christian™ gooktoid dry humping. I gave you one infraction point per inch(inches theorized to exist under your pubes).

Now, back to my question which you failed to answer: How do you reproduce?

Is it similar to how fish reproduce?

[Petal]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

All I got was a 40 second clip that was nothing but one naked japanese woman rubbing her bushy choo-choo against a second naked japanese woman with her hair dyed blonde who keep saying, "doko desu ka, Hitoshi-san?" It ended when the first girl realized the one with the blonde dyed hair had fell asleep.

i suspectin that blond lady be a salariwoman, Mr.Lebeau