[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

God forgives all if you are truly sorry. I may only be 14, but I am a true follower of God.

No, you are a boasting and foolish child who has no idea what the Bible says..
And who LIES since when you sign up here you must confirm that you are above 18years of age.

Do you think God approves of lying too, oh "true follower of God"?

Oh, and no.. He doesn't.
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Mark 3:29

Or if you want that in your own corrupted NIV:
But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.
So you see, you don't even know your own false Bible.

You say I am a devil worshiper, but you cannot tell me this if I cannot tell you that you shouldn't take the bible literally.

Clearly, your logics are on par with your scriptural education.
The BIBLE says that you are a sinner, not me. I can't decide that. But God does.
And His Word says you are, I simply relay the message.

Your scriptures aren't used by me, friend, because I am not a follower of the KJV, I personally read the Gideon and the NIV versions. But I know you think they are 'twisted' so I shall not bother quoting it.

Hah.. As twisted as they are, they still have these verses.
Stop making excuses, you couldn't quote nothing even if your life depended on it, cause you rather believe in what you WANT to believe -
Then what God tells you, in His Holy Word, is the truth.


What you said in another thread "no matter what the Bible says..", really sums up your entire attitude.
You believe in what you WANT TO BELIEVE. Period.

You're not a Christian, no matter what you say.
And you're only fooling yourself here, noone else.
You can't fool God, so there is no point in lying and claiming you are Saved when you are not.

[Goats]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

God forgives all if you are truly sorry. I may only be 14, but I am a true follower of God. You say I am a devil worshiper, but you cannot tell me this if I cannot tell you that you shouldn't take the bible literally. Your scriptures aren't used by me, friend, because I am not a follower of the KJV, I personally read the Gideon and the NIV versions. But I know you think they are 'twisted' so I shall not bother quoting it.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

My friend, God speaks to everyone no matter how they are, but it is up to them to listen.

So YOU say, but you contradict God.
You're a false teacher and a self-deluded servant of satan.

Do you have Biblical support for ANYTHING you say?
It doesn't look like it.

You take the bible literally, you shouldn't.

Says who? You?
Give me a reason to trust you over God and His Word.
We aren't allown to interpret, but are to plainly read the scriptures with the Holy Spirit in heart, and context in mind.
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
2 Peter 1:20

And this is not a case of interpretation, it's a case of me reading the Bible, and you ignoring the parts you don't like.

You have lots of excuses for this:
"It shouldn't be read literally." "The Bible is unreliable" etc etc etc...
But in the end it comes down to you being obstinate toward God and taking pride in yourself.

By God being 'far from the wicked' it means that they have pushed him away and shunned him.

That's WHY He is far from them -
Since that's why they are wicked, because they don't consider God, and thus sins.

Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful, and hast forgotten God that formed thee.
And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no faith.
Deuteronomy 32:18-20

So stop twisting the scriptures!
God is far from the wicked, He will not hear them. That's what the Bible says.
Period.

God is all forgiving. He is just waiting for them to repent.

He already knows who will repent or not. Who will belive or not.
You can't surprise God.

And there is a sin He will not forgive.
Do you know which one it is?

[Goats]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

My friend, God speaks to everyone no matter how they are, but it is up to them to listen. You take the bible literally, you shouldn't. By God being 'far from the wicked' it means that they have pushed him away and shunned him. God is all forgiving. He is just waiting for them to repent.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

A nation most blessed by God? A nation with so many tornadoes, hurricanes, and deaths every year? A country responsible for most of the food related deaths worldwide (Mc Donalds). That is not blessed my friend.

And who gets the tornadoes and hurricanes? New orleans and such places.
ONLY the most sinful places in the states get hit by natural disasters, explain!

BTW God didn't invent McDonalds, McDonalds did.. And He wasn't a True Christian.
So what does that has to do with anything?
Nothing, that's what.

Which is the richest nation? America.
Which is the mightiest nation? America.
Which nation has been blessed with a leader who takes his orders from God Himself? America.
Which nation has least persecution of Christians? America.
And now.. Which nation has most True Christians? America.

See a pattern emerging here, my hellbound friend?

Also, America did not exist when the bible was created, God can speak every language, as he speaks to us all.

Didn't I just imply that He, being Allmighty, obviously could speak any language?
Pretty sure I did.

Second, God does NOT speak to everyone.
He doesn't even hear the prayers of the wicked, He shuts you out and hides His face from you.

The LORD is far from the wicked:
But he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
Proverbs 15:29

The first bible was written in Arabic, THAT is the true bible. Not the English ones.

It was written in Aramaic, you complete nit-wit!!
Arabic didn't even exist back then!

And that "Bible" (it was only the OT back then) has been lost..
So God dictated it (that part, and the original lost greek manuscripts) yet again, in English, in 1611.

Cause God promised to preserve His Word, and so He has.
Praise Jesus!

[Goats]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

A nation most blessed by God? A nation with so many tornadoes, hurricanes, and deaths every year? A country responsible for most of the food related deaths worldwide (Mc Donalds). That is not blessed my friend. Also, America did not exist when the bible was created, God can speak every language, as he speaks to us all. The first bible was written in Arabic, THAT is the true bible. Not the English ones.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Since when did God speak American English? He might speak Welsh for all we know. However, I do apologize for upsetting you. I can't help being British.

Are you saying that Allmighty God couldn't speak American?
And that God favors America is clear for all to see in the fact that we are the nation most blessed by God.

[Goats]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Only AMERICAN English is allowed to be written/typed on this Forum.

This is GOD'S Favorite Forum, HIS rules. Got it Missy.

Since when did God speak American English? He might speak Welsh for all we know. However, I do apologize for upsetting you. I can't help being British.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

My Mawmy says Jeevus gots a speciow place in Heck fer Passive Gression type peopow' what makes a copliment fer uh insowt.

I don't know what that means eiver; she just walked away shakin' her head.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Only AMERICAN English is allowed to be written/typed on this Forum.

This is GOD'S Favorite Forum, HIS rules. Got it Missy.

[Goats]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

OK Hitoshi. Unlike all of the other people around here, I completley respect your race. I love eating your food and trying to speak your language. My question is to do with your language actually. What is the sentence:
'The Lord doesn't love people who insult his followers'
in Japanese, I want to post it to the people on this forum because they shouldn't be so mean to you!
Yours faithfully
Ghost

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

But I don't wanna eat my goldfish. Missy-Bowerfins don't look good ta' eat anyways, an' she's Merica's best gold fishy. (Sniff!) Pwease don't make me eat her funny Wicker lady. Pwease don't make me eat her.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

You know, 5YOG, sushi and sashimi often tastes better than boiled or grilled fish, and it's healthier. I'm obviously not Hitoshi, but I'd hazard a guess as to that being why raw fish is eaten is such amounts.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Hitoshi! Hitoshi!

Why come you guys eat lotsa raw fishies? Don't yer Mike wave? It's easy ta' cook thuh fishies. Dyou ever eat a raw guppy? Liddow Billy did once. He was like awe pertendin', an' then thuh tail ripped off an' thuh guppy fell alla way down ta' his tummy, an liddow Billy wuz cryin an cryin' cause he likeded thuh guppy. He said he wuz awe unhappy that Lil Bobby was dyin in his tummy. Sos, I said, don't worry liddow Billy, Bobby's probly jess' swimin' around in yer tummy awe happy like on accounta he's got lotsa foods in there. An' Liddow Billy has ta' eat now fer Bobby. Whenever he has a cheetow, Liddow Billy will say; "Time ta' feed Bobby," an' then he eats thuh chettos. Dyou think liddow Bobby is still swimmin in Liddow Billy's tummy? I do, I fink he does laps aroun' Liddow Billy's tummy. He's like "Guppy lap one ...guppy lap two guppy lap three." Heehe, only Bobby probly don't swim so well anymores on accounta Liddow Billy ripped part of his tail, haw? I should be mean ta' liddow Billy fer doin' that ta' Bobby. I'ma go up to him an I'ma stop on his toeses real hard. An' I'll say; "Gosh darn you bad Billy. You done a badness ta' Bobby now he can't swim so good, so he's probly just sittin in yer tummy gettin fat on cheetos an' wishin he wuz in yer bowl. Bad Bobby-Eeatng Billy, Jeevus is gonna make you swallow a whale when you die on accounta you maked Bobby have a bad life life, you bad Bobby Eating Billy. Then I'ma stomp his toeses a whole bunch more times. An them I'ma take a piece of paper, an' I'ma write a note ta' Bobby sayin like how sorry I am that his tail was rippeded by mean liddow Billy, an' I'ma say; "Bobby I'ma pray for you cause ev'n though yer a fishy, you ain't no Morming, an' when you finally die, I hope you go ta' fishy heav'n. (Dyou think Guppies go ta' heav'n, Hitoshi? I do. I fink they swim up ta' Jeevus an' he feeds them cheetoes.) An' then maybe you get yer tail back, an' Liddow Billy can, like serve you cheetos in heaven, wif' both his feetses chewed off by tuh Devow or sumthin." Then I'ma, like, make Liddow Billy eat thuh paper wif' a whow buncha basco sauces an' some pepper, an he'll probly cry an' cry. He'll probly say; "It wasn't my fault on accounta yer thuh one that tied me up in thuh first place an' said 'let's play crucerfixy an' held Bobby over my mouth an' stuff. You ripped it;s tail, not me." An' I'll just say; "Yer a bad bad Bobby-Eating Liar Liddow Billy on accounta Bobby's in yer tummy not mine bad Billy. Now don't you tawk nuthin bad 'bout me anyways, cause I din't use thuh nails on accounta you were 'posed ta' be thuh bad thief an' all, but next time I'ma make you be Jeevus an' use the nails & stuff." An' I'ma stomp his toses an' feed him thuh note fer being a Bad bad Bobby-Eating Billy. That's what I'ma do.

Dyou ever eat a guppy, Hitoshi?

[Hitoshi]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

Hitoshi I have a question for you.
My neighbour , Mr Goebbels, says you slants have funny shaped heads from being wapped in the face with a wok at birth, then named after the accompanying sound. He says this is why you have names like ring gong tingle chi minh. Is this true?

The chinese couple who run the local laundry had a retard baby. They called it Sum Ting Wong. (presumably after they wapped it in the face with a wok).

Are the retard mongoloids the ones that get wapped in the face with woks too hard? Do expecting parents get warned about the over exuberent wok-wapping of new babies ?
Yours in Christ
Brother Guy

I am not before hear this but is good explain for what is happen to these two guy