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  • Sam Diamond
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 182

    #1

    How do we stop an investigation?

    The answer is clear, an apology to Pastor Ezekiel is required. Its not hard, all you have to do is say this I am sorry for ever doubting you Pastor. If you can do this very simple thing all the madness stops right here.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: How do we stop an investigation?

    Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
    The answer is clear, an apology to Pastor Ezekiel is required. Its not hard, all you have to do is say this I am sorry for ever doubting you Pastor. If you can do this very simple thing all the madness stops right here.
    Well in that case, I don't even deserve to be on the list. Where have I ever questioned Pastor Zeke? As for Bobby-Joe, he's mad at me because I (as a woman) pointed out that he got ripped off on chickens.
    Drama queen

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: How do we stop an investigation?

      And other things that aren't going to happen, boy.

      Zeke has gone and worshiped other gods. I do not fear him. Like Shadrack, Meshack and Abednego, I will not fear.

      Daniel 3:11
      And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth, that he should be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Purge the Unfaithful
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2010
        • 176

        #4
        Re: How do we stop an investigation?

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        Zeke has gone and worshiped other gods. I do not fear him. Like Shadrack, Meshack and Abednego, I will not fear.
        I fear that he has fallen to his knees before other MEN slobbering at the mouth like some unclean beast. It is time that we move on from Brother Zeke and no longer remember him our prayers. Let us turn to scripture on such weighty matters:

        "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you" Mathew 7:6

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: How do we stop an investigation?

          Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
          The answer is clear, an apology to Pastor Ezekiel is required. Its not hard, all you have to do is say this I am sorry for ever doubting you Pastor. If you can do this very simple thing all the madness stops right here.
          Apologize to that nature loving communist??? That will be a cold day the infernal regions before that happens Private Dick. People are staring to wake up and smell the incense from Flint. His entire family thinks Christianity is their private property well the buck stops here.

          As I told you at the meeting this morning, I have no idea how you made up those disgusting pictures of me taking communion but you release those I will sue you personally for slander! I don't care if I hate to take it to the Supreme Court, the World Court or the Federation of Planets Court I will own you behind Diamond.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: How do we stop an investigation?

            You will all apologize to me. On your knees.

            Romans 14:11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: How do we stop an investigation?

              I have nothing to apologize for. I extolled your efforts to save Thai male prostitutes from a life of sin and an eternity of Hellfire, and what thanks do I get for it?

              Threats that I'll be "probed", then three perverted thugs breaking into my church and making pornographic movies on the altar!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Purge the Unfaithful
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2010
                • 176

                #8
                Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                And we all shall confese TO GOD ALMIGHTY not to Pastor Zeke! Glory Be!!

                I am here to preach the true Christian Faith to the unsaved masses!! Praise Jesus! And to preach it honestly and faithfully for all to hear!! Mathew 11:15 "He that hath ears to hear, let him hear".

                And we can look around our great nation and see what the Glory of Jesus has done for so many of the unfortunate amongst us. Just look at the poor! Proverbs 10:4 "He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich"

                What do I want to get out of this holy experience Jesus has granted not only to me but to all? The TRUTH of the REAL Christian Church!! Praise to Jesus!!!!

                My words are honest with how the scriptures should be read and how real Christians (who are honest with their faith...ALL of their faith) have behaved in the past and how they behave today.

                Can I get an AMEN up in here!!!??!!

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You will all apologize to me. On your knees.
                  Oh, wow...... You know that quote was about Jesus, right?
                  Drama queen

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Oh, wow...... You know that quote was about Jesus, right?
                    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.


                    That's ME they're talking about in that Scripture, missy!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Purge the Unfaithful
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 176

                      #11
                      Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      That's ME they're talking about in that Scripture, missy!
                      BLASPHEMY!!!! You are all witness!! BLASPHEMY!!!!!

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #12
                        Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Apologize to that nature loving communist??? That will be a cold day the infernal regions before that happens Private Dick. People are staring to wake up and smell the incense from Flint. His entire family thinks Christianity is their private property well the buck stops here.

                        As I told you at the meeting this morning, I have no idea how you made up those disgusting pictures of me taking communion but you release those I will sue you personally for slander! I don't care if I hate to take it to the Supreme Court, the World Court or the Federation of Planets Court I will own you behind Diamond.
                        Bobby-Joe you do realise that Diamond is an employee of Pastor Ezekiel don't you? How many Joo layers does Landover have? I have a feeling a law suit like that will be tied up in court for decades.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #13
                          Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                          13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.


                          That's ME they're talking about in that Scripture, missy!
                          Okey dokey then......

                          Drama queen

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Bobby-Joe you do realise that Diamond is an employee of Pastor Ezekiel don't you? How many Joo layers does Landover have? I have a feeling a law suit like that will be tied up in court for decades.
                            That don't scare me; I have Jesus on my side! He will not let His chosen elect be taken over by a ranting megalomaniac concerned only with his personal greed and sating his disgusting sexual habits. I will not be intimidated by Zeke's thugs!!!

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                            Hot Must ReadThreads!


                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Sam Diamond
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 182

                              #15
                              Re: How do we stop an investigation?

                              It's because of me that the authorities haven't ever investigated all those missing hobos from the train yard (whose bodies are buried all over Freehold).
                              Should I pass this on to the US Marshals office?

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