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  • callmeapatriot
    Unsaved Trash
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Sep 2007
    • 18

    #1

    Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

    Its not mentioned in the bible, meaning it can't be godly.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

    Originally posted by callmeapatriot View Post
    Its not mentioned in the bible, meaning it can't be godly.
    Neither are Lincoln Navigators, but I still have a fleet of them at my disposal as a pastor.

    By the way, don't they teach spelling and grammar in your junior high school?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • lol_is_ten_socks
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2007
      • 50

      #3
      Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

      It depends on what you make of the Internet, make it Godly (like here ) and it's fine. Make it one of these bloody gay pride site's it's less than fine

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #4
        Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

        All things work together for those who love the Lord, and judging by your tithing record, nothing you can possible do would be "good", you filthy piece of trash.
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

          Originally posted by callmeapatriot View Post
          Its not mentioned in the bible, meaning it can't be godly.
          Yes and no; Satan pre-stole the idea to spread homer pornography to the unsaved. However we Christians are reclaiming the Internets for what Jesus intended; spreading His holy word.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • lol_is_ten_socks
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2007
            • 50

            #6
            Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

            Sorry, Dr. Ernest, was that directed at me?

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

              Originally posted by lol_is_ten_socks View Post
              Sorry, Dr. Ernest, was that directed at me?
              I don't know. Did you tithe today? I did. I'm sure Bobby-Joe and Zeke did. There's no doubt in my mind that Dr. Ernest did as well. So that leaves you and the topic starter who posted that a month and a half ago.

              So my guess would be yes. Maybe the confusion is Dr. Ernest neglected to put squeaky mooch in his description.

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              • Doobs
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Oct 2007
                • 34

                #8
                Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                wats tithe mean

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                  Originally posted by Doobs View Post
                  wats tithe mean
                  And you want to pose as a Christian?

                  Jesus commands in the Bible that all Christians tithe a minimum of 10% of their gross earnings to Him. That includes you boy.

                  Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and you'll be one step closer to Salvation!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Doobs
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 34

                    #10
                    Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                    I earn 0$/week so if I tithe ten percent of that then... I AM SAVED THANK YOU GOOD LORD.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                      Originally posted by Doobs View Post
                      I earn 0$/week so if I tithe ten percent of that then... I AM SAVED THANK YOU GOOD LORD.
                      Oh, well why didn't you say so? If you're broke, then Jesus demands that you sell everything you own, including the computer you are using right now, and tithe 100%.

                      Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

                      Don't try and rob Jesus.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Doobs
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                        Ill sell you the comp for 500$

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                          Originally posted by Doobs View Post
                          Ill sell you the comp for 500$
                          So are you saying that you want to sell us a computer for $500, and then give us the $500? While I find it hard to follow your thinking, I approve of the general intent.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Poetic Peter
                            Christian Poet Emeritus
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1696

                            #14
                            Re: Techniacally isn't the internet the Devils work?

                            God gave us the finest logical mind in you, BT.
                            You use your tool very well.

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