Does anyone in here eat figs?

[callmeapatriot (On Moderation)]

GOTCHA YOU ****ING SINNER!

• JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION.
  • "Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.
    "And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
    "And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"
    --Matthew 21:18-20

• JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG.
  • "The next day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry:
    "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find any thing on it: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
    "And Jesus answered and said to it, No man eat fruit of you hereafter forever. And his disciples heard it.
    --Mark 11:12-14

• EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.
  • "He destroyed their vines with hail and their sycamore-figs with sleet."
    --Psalm 78:47

• GOD PROMISES TERRIBLE VENGEANCE FOR FIG-EATERS.
  • "Yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten."
    --Jeremiah 29:17

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

GOTCHA YOU ****ING SINNER!

• JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION.
  • "Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.
    "And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
    "And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"
    --Matthew 21:18-20

• JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG.
  • "The next day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry:
    "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find any thing on it: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
    "And Jesus answered and said to it, No man eat fruit of you hereafter forever. And his disciples heard it.
    --Mark 11:12-14

• EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.
  • "He destroyed their vines with hail and their sycamore-figs with sleet."
    --Psalm 78:47

• GOD PROMISES TERRIBLE VENGEANCE FOR FIG-EATERS.
  • "Yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten."
    --Jeremiah 29:17

Learn to read the Gosphel, you retarded little monkey. As he came from Bethany Jesus was referring to ONE SPECIFIC fig tree, not all of them.

GOD destroyed the fig trees of sinners with hail, HE didn't say to stop eating figs, you ignorant chunk of maggot poop!

And in the third example, it is just that: an example. " I will make them "LIKE" poor figs, meaning He would make the people suffer and dwindle away. The same thing He will do to you for blaspheming and changing His word, you brown streak!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

GOTCHA YOU ****ING SINNER!

Does anyone here know how to copy and paste material from Godhatesfigs.com?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

Does anyone here know how to copy and paste material from Godhatesfigs.com?

Its worthy of being 'referred' to though. If only to identify those WHO MOCK THE LORD and his commandments.

[lilith]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

So basically JC threw a hissy fit because he was hungry & it was the wrong season for the tree to have figs on it?

That's the kind of intelligence you want in a supreme being!

[Bobby-Joe]

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So basically JC threw a hissy fit because he was hungry & it was the wrong season for the tree to have figs on it?

That's the kind of intelligence you want in a supreme being!

That's the kind of intelligence that is going to judge you Lilith. How do you think your habit of dancing naked with goats*is going to go over with a man who demands fruit to ripen on His whims?

* or Ukrainian sailors, same thing.

[Nobar King]

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I was afraid I might have to stop eating figs. I don't eat them often, but Fig Newtons sure are great to take on a camping trip.

[lilith]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

That's the kind of intelligence that is going to judge you Lilith. How do you think your habit of dancing naked with goats*is going to go over with a man who demands fruit to ripen on His whims?

* or Ukrainian sailors, same thing.

BJ,you really have to try to control that note of jealousy that creeps into your posts sometimes.

[Seeker]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

I was afraid I might have to stop eating figs. I don't eat them often, but Fig Newtons sure are great to take on a camping trip.

Have you tried the low fat strawberry kind? Yummo, they are good.

[Nobar King]

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I don't eat low fat anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

I don't eat low fat anything.

Praise Jesus you're on the right track there son. All this "low fat" nonsense is a joo plot to turn everyone queer.

I always have Sister Thumper use extra butter, sour cream and lard in her cooking. Jesus doesn't want us to be skinny sissies like that poison-x fag.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Jesus doesn't want us to be skinny sissies like that poison-x fag.

No, He doesn't. Ever notice how sodomites in the blue states are so obsessed about their weight, while decent True Christian™ Republican men aren't? That should tell you something.

[lilith]

Re: Does anyone in here eat figs?

No, He doesn't. Ever notice how sodomites in the blue states are so obsessed about their weight, while decent True Christian™ Republican men aren't? That should tell you something.

Absolutely true....it tells us plenty.

That true Christian men are pigs,lacking in self control.