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Auntie Talitha, I wuz awe lookin fer thuh train trackses, an' I coun't find them on accounta it's dark. An' like, the carses just kept honkin' at me. An' someone shouted a bad word & stuff. So, I came back.
But like, I wuz awe happy on accounta, I saw yer purse & stuff. So I thought, like, I'ma play purdy now. Sos, I got thuh lipstick ana black liner stuff an' some powder an' things. There wuz purfume, an' some funny balloons, an' like a whow buncha hair thingies. Hehehe, that powder is funny, when you put it awe ever'where & stuff. It makes peopow' sneaze. Only, like Liddow Billy was sneazin so bad, he made thuh lipstick go awe smoosh on yer purdy hat an' spilleded thuh whow finga perfume awe over it. I tolded him; we wuza bad liddow billy, an' I jess hit him ina head wif thuh purse, like a whow lotta times, an' I said, bad liddow Billy on accounta he broked thuh strap on yer purse, like when I hitted him wif' it. I fink he broked alla other stuff in there, ceptin' thuh funny balloonses.
...look, I'm awe purdy now; I gots awe yer make-up an' stuff.
But like, I wuz awe happy on accounta, I saw yer purse & stuff. So I thought, like, I'ma play purdy now. Sos, I got thuh lipstick ana black liner stuff an' some powder an' things. There wuz purfume, an' some funny balloons, an' like a whow buncha hair thingies. Hehehe, that powder is funny, when you put it awe ever'where & stuff. It makes peopow' sneaze. Only, like Liddow Billy was sneazin so bad, he made thuh lipstick go awe smoosh on yer purdy hat an' spilleded thuh whow finga perfume awe over it. I tolded him; we wuza bad liddow billy, an' I jess hit him ina head wif thuh purse, like a whow lotta times, an' I said, bad liddow Billy on accounta he broked thuh strap on yer purse, like when I hitted him wif' it. I fink he broked alla other stuff in there, ceptin' thuh funny balloonses.
...look, I'm awe purdy now; I gots awe yer make-up an' stuff.
Oh well, Jesus will show us soon enough. 
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