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Brothers and sisters, I have returned from my travels to Africa! For those who don't know, I took a trip to africa with my father. We thought it would be a good idea to try and convert as many negro men and women as we could. We showed them how living a good, Christian, white lifestyle was better then their savage primitive one. At first we showed them all the food we had brought for them but told them they would only be allowed to eat if they could recite to us books within the King James 1611 Bible. Within a week 99% of them could recite the Book of Genesis from memory. Within 3 weeks 95% of them rejected their horrible lifestyles and started to damn the other negros who still would not see the truth. I cannot explain the feeling me and my father had when we saw ex-negros damning other negros for their savage ways. I really feel like we did The Lords work. Any thoughts, feelings or questions brothers and sisters?
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I suggest bringing them back to the US of A and providing them with meaningful jobs working on farms or in chicken processing plants. It will keep food costs down. You know everyone needs to save a little in these tough times.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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What an excellent suggestion! I believe that me and my father could bring some of them back, the only thing we would need is animal cages for the flight (God knows that even an ex-negro still can't be trusted with their own seat). I'm sure we could convince them that working for free and living on site in wooden housing would be a glorious idea! My father wanted me to ask you all, "Me and my son are a bit new to bringing back negros to work, do cotton plantations suit the negros well as a free work environment?"Comment
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Welcome back.Originally posted by GloryBeToGod View Post
I guess you learned the old aphroism "Monkey see, monkey do" is still true.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hmm... your data seems remarkably generous to me. I'm sincerely hoping that your sample set was more than one person. Three weeks is exceptionally fast, my brother. I hope that you didn't certify these savages before they were truly saved and leave them to an uncertain fate.Originally posted by GloryBeToGod View Post
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You know how negros operate brother. When presented with something they value, whether it be food, crack, "bling" or other items essential to the daily living of the negro, they on rare occasions will shut down the part of the brain telling them NOT to do work. While there we rounded about 250 negros (You would not believe how hard it is to count them when they are so filthy they blend in with the dirt). I may have exaggerated the first percentage, but please note that of the 250 negros, we only had to whip, beat and hang 6 of them (Which surprised both me and my father). As for the 95% that were starting to discriminate and hate the other negros that didn't share the beliefs of God, I assure you 100% brother this was not an exaggeration!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Also, me and my fathers work isn't done there. We have set in motion something we intend to come back and finish over the summer. We needed to come home to tend to a 6 yr old child who attends our church. Poor hell bound little sinner was caught touching himself in the back of the church. Both I and my father were called home to help "fix" the sinner (if you understand what I'm saying). We plan to go back within the next 2 weeks to finish the job and make sure that the negros follow the EXACT WORD OF God! We are unsure at this point how long we will be there, negros are never predictable...Comment
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Well I hope you and your daddy got fumigated. I've heard you can catch all manner of flesh-eating diseases over there in Africa.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Of course brother! We went to our local Pastor and he injected us with a special homemade antivirus. The second me and my father were injected a bolt shot up both of our spines and from what we were told, we both fell over on the floor, foaming at the mouth reciting Biblical passages. A sure sign that Jesus was going to be watching us over on our travels!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWell I hope you and your daddy got fumigated. I've heard you can catch all manner of flesh-eating diseases over there in Africa.Comment
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Wow, people are coming back in droves! Who will surprise us next with his or her presence?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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An inspiring testimony, friend. We must never forget that the negro race, though it was destined to serve our race, is still capable of attaining Salvation™ and becoming ex-negroes! I say, if you carry on like this for a few years, there will be more ex-negroes in the world than negroes!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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