[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

How can noodles bring you joy? After you have eaten it, there is no more joy since you can't taste it anymore!

It is the love of the One True God that brings me Joy.

You STILL seem to be under the misconception that I worship a plate of pasta, I do not, I worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster and it pleases him that I prepare food that resembles what he looks like.

Is this during the stoning festival? Are we expected to bring buckets?

As I said, I'm willing to make my rock cookies (inedible, but they throw great).

Now do you really want to be throwing stones inside your temple to Elohim?

[Morgana]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Hi
Now I know you good people in Landover need to have a better understanding of the true story of creation. so I am considering a move so I can help educate you.
Of course I don't have the financial resources at my disposal that your lie spreading Church has so I will need to generate some income, to that end which of these franchise opportunities do you think would would bring in the most revenue?

Jo....I will join only if you will!!!! So tell me..what will be your title? I have an idea for one...how about ....the Freakin Deacon? hehehehehe Now understand that I am not "down" with this spaghetti bender stuff but I will help you hold a spaghetti dinner fund raiser!!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Jo....I will join only if you will!!!! So tell me..what will be your title? I have an idea for one...how about ....the Freakin Deacon? hehehehehe Now understand that I am not "down" with this spaghetti bender stuff but I will help you hold a spaghetti dinner fund raiser!!!

Oh I would stick with the Title I have, not that I use it here, The Rev. Jo Freddie, My currant congregation consists of 899 parishioners and I would not want them to think I was going to change in anyway if I was to relocate to Freehold. Given up on the idea of taking a franchise, I would think bringing some of the galley staff with me would be the best thing to do. We will be holding several Pasta and Noodle based events to raise funds for the ship restoration project. Something wonderful about raising funds in a landlocked state to facilitate the restoration of a fleet don't you think?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Jo....I will join only if you will!!!! So tell me..what will be your title? I have an idea for one...how about ....the Freakin Deacon? hehehehehe Now understand that I am not "down" with this spaghetti bender stuff but I will help you hold a spaghetti dinner fund raiser!!!

Go peddle it somewhere else, slut.