[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Details of the first event - we will add the venue and the date closer to the time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Details of the first event - we will add the venue and the date closer to the time.

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I'm pretty sure that we have an ordinance against circuses in Freehold. Or if we don't, we will soon.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I'm pretty sure that we have an ordinance against circuses in Freehold. Or if we don't, we will soon.

Oh we never take any notice of anything as inconvenient as a silly little city ordinance.
I am sure if you dropped in for the night you would love Blackberry Wood, I'll make sure you are on the guest list pastor.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I think all this will make for great target practice.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I think all this will make for great target practice.

We do come prepared for people who try to take pot shots at us....

[James Dewitt]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

We do come prepared for people who try to take pot shots at us....

3 Homerpastafarries in a satanic band. It looks like they hung a poor Christian in a tree.
Did you see the size of those phallic devices

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

We do come prepared for people who try to take pot shots at us...

Make my day...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Make my day...

I am sure you will have a wonderful day - I think you will particularly like Kitty Bang Bang

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I am sure you will have a wonderful day - I think you will particularly like Kitty Bang Bang

That young lady is a harlot if I ever saw one! After viewing this video over 100 times in a row I can tell you that much.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

That young lady is a harlot if I ever saw one! After viewing this video over 100 times in a row I can tell you that much.

So you are now feeling very guilty about the huge smile she put on your face?
Well if you rejected your imaginary friend and accepted the one true God and all his Noodly wonders you would not have to feel guilty, and would still be assured of a wonderful afterlife.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

the huge smile she put on your face?

An ugly whore on an even uglier chair. What is there to smile about?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

An ugly whore on an even uglier chair. What is there to smile about?

No accounting for taste, maybe you prefer a more Adolescent look

[James Dewitt]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

You can keep whore strippers, I will follow Jesus.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

You can keep whore strippers, I will follow Jesus.

Yet again with the Hell damnation and Jesus, you will not benefit in this life or the next by believing in either.

Turn to The ONE TRUE GOD The Flying Spaghetti Monster, you will have a much more enjoyable life knowing that The Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory await you in the next life.

Come sign up for the joyous celebration and join me, help me bring an outpost of TRUTH to Freehold, I place were we can revel in all things Noodly.

The currant situation in Freehold, where Paster Deacon Fred has been framed, his faithful secretary brutality murdered to make way for brother Harry Hardwick must show you that that the Landover Baptist Church can not show you the way to happiness in this life or the next.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Yet again with the Hell damnation and Jesus, you will not benefit in this life or the next by believing in either.

Turn to The ONE TRUE GOD The Flying Spaghetti Monster, you will have a much more enjoyable life knowing that The Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory await you in the next life.

Come sign up for the joyous celebration and join me, help me bring an outpost of TRUTH to Freehold, I place were we can revel in all things Noodly.

The currant situation in Freehold, where Paster Deacon Fred has been framed, his faithful secretary brutality murdered to make way for brother Harry Hardwick must show you that that the Landover Baptist Church can not show you the way to happiness in this life or the next.

Jo Freddie, you seem like a nice sort of fellow. This comes from my True Christian(R) heart. Stop your blasphemous ways, tell God that you are sorry. Rotting in Hell is not what you want.