Thinking of relocating to Landover

[Jo Freddie]

Hi
Now I know you good people in Landover need to have a better understanding of the true story of creation. so I am considering a move so I can help educate you.
Of course I don't have the financial resources at my disposal that your lie spreading Church has so I will need to generate some income, to that end which of these franchise opportunities do you think would would bring in the most revenue?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Hi
Now I know you good people in Landover need to have a better understanding of the true story of creation. so I am considering a move so I can help educate you.
Of course I don't have the financial resources at my disposal that your lie spreading Church has so I will need to generate some income,

Have you ever considered setting up a stand in Downtown Freehold and selling KJV 1611's?

[Nobar King]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I hear that they're hiring at Pasta Pomodoro in the mall on the east side of town.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Have you ever considered setting up a stand in Downtown Freehold and selling KJV 1611's?

The KJV 1611 with have no place in my establishment, it will provide a selection of Pasta and Noodle dishes that people can enjoy while they learn of the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am sure many will find it a refreshing addition to the culture of Landover (not that it has any culture worth mentioning at the moment)

[handmaiden]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

The KJV 1611 with have no place in my establishment, it will provide a selection of Pasta and Noodle dishes that people can enjoy while they learn of the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am sure many will find it a refreshing addition to the culture of Landover (not that it has any culture worth mentioning at the moment)

Beer and strippers, yeah, that's real culture.

Christianity offers fine wine -- transformed by Our Lord Himself-- and magic acts, I mean, miracles. Then there is the singing of psalms, and the delivery of sermons that can literally knock 'em dead, (see Acts ) now THAT's culture!

Superiorly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

consider a tombstone pizza franchise. Any business you open there is sure to die.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I'm sure that you could get a job standing in front the local Long John Silver's(c) with your pirate costume, shilling for customers.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Christianity offers fine wine -- transformed by Our Lord Himself-- and magic acts,

Careful the Pastors will think you are a Cath-o-lick

[handmaiden]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Careful the Pastors will think you are a Cath-o-lick

I am NOT speaking of the blasphemy that the wine at the Lord's Last Supper Club was magic!

Jesus turned water into wine at the wedding at Cana. Unfortunately, that started His mother, Mary, into some meddling moves towards suggesting a catering operation.

Jesus, of course, having set aside carpentry to follow His fate as Saviour to the world, was not interested in switching from the manufacturing sector to the service industry.

Reprovingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I think maybe a move to say, Gulf Shoals or New Orleans , some where near the coast. You would make a great
masturbator master baiter on a shrimp boat.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I think maybe a move to say, Gulf Shoals or New Orleans , some where near the coast. You would make a great
masturbator master baiter on a shrimp boat.

But then I could not bring the Good News to the people of landover, who after all the years of having to listen to the propaganda from the pastors of LBC are in need of someone to help them find the truth.

[handmaiden]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

I think maybe a move to say, Gulf Shoals or New Orleans , some where near the coast. You would make a great
masturbator master baiter on a shrimp boat.

Right, then we could see just how hearty a pirate he really is.

Concurredly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

But then I could not bring the Good News to the people of landover, who after all the years of having to listen to the propaganda from the pastors of LBC are in need of someone to help them find the truth.

Look during the last census , we found that Freehold had 273 nigras, 179 messicans, 15 injuns and 36 Joos( 7 Lawyers working for LBC and their families). We have our quota filled for unsaved trash. New Orleans needs you more than we do, they have Catliks that you can convert.
Not that there is a lot of difference between Pastafairian and Catliks

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Look during the last census , we found that Freehold had 273 nigras, 179 messicans, 15 injuns and 36 Joos( 7 Lawyers working for LBC and their families). We have our quota filled for unsaved trash. New Orleans needs you more than we do, they have Catliks that you can convert.
Not that there is a lot of difference between Pastafairian and Catliks

Oh I think that sounds like there is still plenty of room for some Pastafarians, tell me is there a suitable plot for my establishment close to LBC, it would need to have plenty of parking for my fellow Pastafarians, and a large open space for the stage, as I would be organising several free festivals through out the year.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thinking of relocating to Landover

Now I know you good people in Landover need to have a better understanding of the true story of creation. so I am considering a move so I can help educate you.

Sounds like a swell idea. Just start with a visit to my house. Don't even bother to get a place of your own.