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  • Movie Review: To Save America

    Well we at the Freehold County Cable morality review board had the pleasure of reviewing a Hollywood movie that wasn't about pushing the liberal agenda down American's throat. This time the movie, called To Save America:Stopping the Secular-Socialist Machine is an inspiring Sci-fiction piece with the script by House Speaker for Life Newt Gengrich, author of 1944 and the Philip K Newt of conservative Sci-Fi.

    The movie opens with America as a sterile wasteland ruled by robot zombies produced in intercity factories. REAL Americans rebels dressed as the founding fathers fight the machines in our ruined country. The screen caption reads "2010".

    The narrator explains how America wasn't always like this. How America was paradise of uninterrupted economic property and faith, until the rise of the machines. Then the machines came. first they came for the investment bankers and no one fought back, then the health insurance executives and still no one resisted them. Finally, before it was too late and REAL Americans were being lined up for the death camps when a spunky Alaskan news reporter rallies patriots who still had there guns and the war to reclaim America!

    So now America is at war with the zombies-robots streaming from their intercity robot factories. The zombie robots are not going to give up so easily so they send one of their zombie robot assassins back in time to kill the founding father of our country; Ronald Regan. Realizing America has no chance if Regan is killed the spunky Alaskan moose hunting reporter follows the robot-zombie back to the '80s to save the future.

    While I don't want to give the plot away what follows it two hours of utter awesome action. The best scene is when Ronald Regan is teaching welfare mothers how to work and the zombie robot assassin shows up and start killing everyone. Just as the zombie robot is drawing a bead on our first president the spunky Alaskan reporter burst in, shoots the zombie robot in the head and says "how is that hope thingy going?"

    I give Saving America: Stopping the Secular-Socialist Machine five stars up.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Re: Movie Review: To Save America

    This sounds like the feel-good movie of the year!! I hope it's as good as The Passion of the Christ, Red Dawn, and Dr. Strangelove.

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      Re: Movie Review: To Save America

      How soon will this film be out for general release?


      Excitedly Yours,

      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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        Re: Movie Review: To Save America

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        How soon will this film be out for general release?


        Excitedly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        Depends.

        The rumor is the liberal sodomites of HELLywood are having a hissy about Saving America's truth telling and want to scratch eyes out. They've suing the producer of Saving America with the lame excuse that Newt blatantly lifted the plot off some robot movie made in the '80s. What a load of hogwash. But I guess the trial LAWYERS will be happy.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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