My Enemies List

[H. Montague Worthington]

- All the people on Nixon’s enemies list that are still living
- The people that tend the graves of the deceased people on Nixon’s enemies list
- All 6 billion foreigners
- The 90 million so-called “Americans” that voted for one or more Demoncrats in 2006
- The 72 million American women affronting God by working outside the home
- The 48 million whiney losers in America that have no health care coverage
- The 30 million people in America that choose to live the Negro lifestyle
- The 21 million American children living in sinful single-parent households
- The 32 million people that live in California
- The 8 million people that live in New York City
- The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law
- People who drive less than 85 MPH in the fast lane
- The 2 million civilian employees of the federal government
- Islamofascists
- Mudslimes
- The liberal media
- The homeless
- People who drive Volvos
- Hippies
- Homers
- Trial lawyers
- Vegans/Vegetarians
- Goths
- The Joos
- Welfare queens
- Peaceniks
- Cathylicks
- Feminists
- Mormons
- Wiccans
- The UN
- Tree-huggers
- Flag burners
- Secularists
- Activist judges
- Anyone in a union
- Darwinists
- Science teachers
- White rappers
- Men who admit to crying
- Men who admit to dyeing their hair
- Men who wear non-white underwear
- The belligerent people that deliberately chose to stay in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina and thus ruined President Bush’s 2005 vacation by forcing him to cut several days off his well-deserved month-long rest in Crawford.
- Midgets
- Dwarfs
- Cripples
- Retards
- Terri Schaivo’s husband
- Algore
- Jimmy Carter
- Bill Clinton
- Barack Osama
- Jane Fonda
- Michael Moore
- Chelsea Clinton
- Amy Carter
- Al Franken
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Ellen Degenerate
- The people that illegally adopted Ellen Degenerate’s dog
- Ellen Degenerate’s dog

I hope I haven't forgotten anyone.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: My Enemies List

• People who think that homers should be given special rights, like being treated as though they were normal people
• The permanent population of the District of Columbia, excluding Republican commentators
• People who think that those who have made the deathstyle choice to live in the District of Columbia should have the same Congressional representation and Tenth Amendment rights as normal people
• People who use public transportation
• Anyone who doesn't own a Godly SUV, preferably a Hummer
• Liberal "Christians" and anyone else who doesn't understand that when so-called "logic" and "evidence" contradict the literal meaning of the Holy King James Bible, then something must be wrong, and it isn't God's Word

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: My Enemies List

- The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law

It's the legal mexicans that are on my enemies list. They're the ones that get all uppity andstart demanding entitlements and special treatment that they call "rights".

Illegal mexicans are very easy to control. And a well-diciplined mexican maid will do so many things the wife won't.

EDIT: I MEAN LIKE COOK TEX-MEX! Someone, I won't say who, has a very dirty mind!

[Larry Lee]

Re: My Enemies List

Monty, how'd you forget Canuckistan, France and everyone who's ever contributed to that vile Wikipedia?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Enemies List

I urge you to add these clear threats to the list;

- Hybrid and electric car owners
- People who rent their homes
- Richard Dawkins
- Librarians
- Any secular school teacher, instructor or professor
- The country of Ecuador.
- Iran and Syria

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: My Enemies List

My list is as simple and short as it's non-excluding.
EVERYONE WHO IS UNSAVED IS MY ENEMY.

He that is not with me is against me:
And he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
Luke 11:23

Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God?
Whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
James 4:4

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: My Enemies List

everyone who's ever contributed to that vile Wikipedia?

Let's narrow that group down just a bit. How about everyone who's ever made a contribution to that vile Wikipedia that wasn't immediately reversed by the liberal God-Hating atheists who run that site.

I've attempted to correct their shameful liberal bias on several occasions, only to have my changes immediately reversed.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Seeker]

Re: My Enemies List

Anyone that supports Socialism and Hugh Hefner.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: My Enemies List

Country singer Merle Haggard & actor Clint Eastwood should also be on the list, as they both power their estates entirely with solar energy. This contributes to the worship of false Earth goddess Gaia, paganism, & more souls being thrown into Hell.

Remember this-alternative, renewable energy=Satanism.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: My Enemies List

Country singer Merle Haggard & actor Clint Eastwood should also be on the list, as they both power their estates entirely with solar energy. This contributes to the worship of false Earth goddess Gaia, paganism, & more souls being thrown into Hell.

Remember this-alternative, renewable energy=Satanism.

Excellent point. God told us to subdue the earth (Gen. 1:28), so whenever we try to be "environmentally conscious," we're spitting in His face.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Enemies List

I've never like that Bill Richardson much, so he needs to be on the list. Did you know that he's actually a wetback?

Also the perverts at Disney who cater to queers, in direct defiance of Jesus and our Godly Republican Party Platform.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My Enemies List

Also, what about the God-hating crypto-Stalinists at "conserva"pedia? They censor Scripture, for crying out loud!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: My Enemies List

The cop who "set-up" Senator Craig for toe tapping.

Scott Baio for being a middle-aged horn dog who still is not married and a wop.

Dr. Ruth for promoting fornication.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My Enemies List

Scott Baio for being a middle-aged horn dog who still is not married and a wop.

Good point. A little woppishness might be excusable in the very young, but at his age he really should know better.

[G-Baby]

Re: My Enemies List

And nobody mentions me, G-Baby? That's rude!