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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #16
    Re: My Enemies List

    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    And nobody mentions me, G-Baby? That's rude!
    I can see several categories that could easily apply to you. Cripples, people from Ecuador, supporters of socialism and Hugh Hefner, Chelsea Clinton...I'm pretty sure you must fall into at least one or two of those groups.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #17
      Re: My Enemies List

      Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
      And nobody mentions me, G-Baby? That's rude!
      You aren't important enough to rate your own line on anyone's enemies list.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • Hitoshi
        Professor of Engrish
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 446

        #18
        Re: My Enemies List

        Hitoshi enemy list (is not finish okay)
        by Hitoshi


        1 all guy who are cock block at party (sorry I am not know if cock is offend English is second language). I am total HATE when my cock is block.

        2 history professor who is give poor grade for paper (she believe JAPAN start world war 2 give me break was China and America even retard monkey is know this).

        3Girl who are not put out after I am pay for them eat fancy Red lobster popcorn shrimp and french fry dinner (popcorn shrimp is not grow on tree okay).

        4 all player hater

        5 Bouncer at disco club who is throw me out for make sexy grind with girl on dancing floor (hey bro she is slap me because she know I like it rough okay).

        6guy who I am pay five dollar for GUARANTEE WORK pick up line (honey my name is not Fred flintstone but I am still make your Bedrock) this line is not pick up girl is total RIP OFF.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: My Enemies List

          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
          You aren't important enough to rate your own line on anyone's enemies list.
          Indeed. G-Baby, why do you have to barge into other people's threads and make them all about you, you, you? I don't often quote unsaved Hellyweird entertaineresses, but here goes ....

          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #20
            Re: My Enemies List

            Anyone with skin darker than a cantaloupe is going to be bad news.
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            • Hitoshi
              Professor of Engrish
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 446

              #21
              Re: My Enemies List

              7 girl at library who throw book at me (because I was say I am want make her decimal system dewey).

              8 girl at laundry mat who call me pervert for accidental sniff of her panty.

              9Girl at 7 11 who throw pepsi on me (because I was say she not know what is Big gulp until she is take drink from my dispenser (explain for dummy American I am talk about ejaculate okay)).

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              • Miss Maisie
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1189

                #22
                Re: My Enemies List

                That's a respectable list, Mr Worthington, sir. But y'all have forgotten false christians. Shouldn't they be on there as well, sir?

                Originally posted by Hornyoshi
                7 girl at library who throw book at me (because I was say I am want make her decimal system dewey).

                8 girl at laundry mat who call me pervert for accidental sniff of her panty.

                9Girl at 7 11 who throw pepsi on me (because I was say she not know what is Big gulp until she is take drink from my dispenser (explain for dummy American I am talk about ejaculate okay)).
                Pastors, I must state my disgust at Hitoshi for committing Onanism on these boards. It's most unseemly. His hands, oh my Lord his hands must be....well.... it ain't ladylike for me to say.
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                • Peter
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 279

                  #23
                  Re: My Enemies List

                  Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post

                  - All 6 billion foreigners
                  - The 30 million people in America that choose to live the Negro lifestyle
                  - The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law

                  Sounds like racism...

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: My Enemies List

                    Originally posted by Peter View Post
                    Sounds like racism...
                    Jesus commands us to Judge unsaved heathen scum.

                    Like you for example. Or are you going to persecute us for that too?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #25
                      Re: My Enemies List

                      Originally posted by Peter View Post
                      Sounds like racism...
                      That is an unfair generalization friend. Brother Montague is specific in the sins he hates

                      - All 6 billion foreigners; he doesn't hate American foreigners, only the foreigners who attack Christianity by refusing to not be American.

                      - The 30 million people in America that choose to live the Negro lifestyle. Only those who make the Negro lifestyle choice. He has no problems with Negroes who behave as proper white Americans.

                      - The 14 million illegal Messicans who have no respect for the American rule of law: again, Brother Montague has no problem with legal Mexicans. After all who would work in his chicken and pigs farms?

                      I think you owe Brother Montague an apology friend.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446

                        #26
                        Re: My Enemies List

                        Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                        Pastors, I must state my disgust at Hitoshi for committing Onanism on these boards. It's most unseemly. His hands, oh my Lord his hands must be....well.... it ain't ladylike for me to say.
                        I am not satisfy self okay. believe I am have many lady for satisfy of cock (I am not know if this is offend sorry English is second language okay). you are seem much lonely. try this honey





                        I am wear pimp cologne. spray man pillow with pimp cologne for make smell like me.


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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #27
                          Re: My Enemies List

                          * Anyone who exercises with Richard Simmons

                          * That includes the robotic Richard Simmons as shown on The Simpsons

                          * A certain somebody Right here on this thread who said "okay bay-bee I rock you rike typhoon tonight" then never showed up

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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #28
                            Re: My Enemies List

                            Anyone that God hates is worth hating...



















                            ...and He hates a lot of people!
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: My Enemies List

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              I am not satisfy self okay. believe I am have many lady for satisfy of cock (I am not know if this is offend sorry English is second language okay). you are seem much lonely. try this honey


                              I am wear pimp cologne. spray man pillow with pimp cologne for make smell like me.
                              All slants are on MY enemies list, all 50 bazillion of them. With that perverted little yellow monkey Hiroshi at the top of that very long list.

                              I've had it with them.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Seeker
                                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                Forum Member
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 966

                                #30
                                Re: My Enemies List

                                Jack Van Impe because he always has to change his dates on the end times and makes us true christians look like a bunch of idiots in this world.

                                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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