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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

    Luke I am relieved to see that you and Fred are in negotiations. The dog food is an excellent food source as Brother Seth mentioned. When the mine is staffed I will send 1.2 million pounds of frozen hot dogs from my factory in Chicago. The USDA will not let me sell them here, they are a few months past use by date and may possible be contaminated with salmonella. My lab almost quantities that they are not contaminated. I hate to destroy that much food. YIC James

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #17
      Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Luke I am relieved to see that you and Fred are in negotiations. The dog food is an excellent food source as Brother Seth mentioned. When the mine is staffed I will send 1.2 million pounds of frozen hot dogs from my factory in Chicago. The USDA will not let me sell them here, they are a few months past use by date and may possible be contaminated with salmonella. My lab almost quantities that they are not contaminated. I hate to destroy that much food. YIC James
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      • Disciple Luke
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        • Aug 2010
        • 165

        #18
        Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

        Brother James,

        I had a hallucination vision last night whereby God came to me and told me that Australians are such greedy ungrateful bludgers and that there are so many real hard working men on this planet that would be grateful of employment 3 cups of Dog Chow meals a day and a rusty sheet of corrugated iron roof over their head, plus a few $$ to send home to the family each fortnight.

        As a True Christian(tm) I feel it my DUTY to help those who are struggling in life, just as Jesus Himself did.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #19
          Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

          Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
          Brother James,

          I had a hallucination vision last night whereby God came to me and told me that Australians are such greedy ungrateful bludgers and that there are so many real hard working men on this planet that would be grateful of employment 3 cups of Dog Chow meals a day and a rusty sheet of corrugated iron roof over their head, plus a few $$ to send home to the family each fortnight.

          As a True Christian™ I feel it my DUTY to help those who are struggling in life, just as Jesus Himself did.

          Luke I try my very best to run Dewitt Corp the way Jesus would. I admire your desire to help those who help themselves.
          I have given some thought to housing. I have been in contact with a shipping company in AU. It seems that we can purchase old shipping containers for a few hundred dollars each. With a few minor modifications they server quite well as housing. We can stack them, thus reducing the foot print and ecological impact on the land. I am sure that the smuggled imported workers will find them to be quite comfortable and an upgrade to what they are accustomed to.
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          • Disciple Luke
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 165

            #20
            Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Luke I try my very best to run Dewitt Corp the way Jesus would.
            Yes. Sir.
            In my hallucination vision, God gave me the following scripture:
            Matthew 25:34-38 (King James Version)
            34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
            35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
            36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
            37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
            38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?


            We can stack them, thus reducing the foot print and ecological impact on the land.
            What a fabulous idea. I am trying hard to make the mine site as eco-friendly as possible.

            I am sure the illegal aliens workers will appreciate the luxury of only 3 men per container compared to 60 crammed in a leaky boat on it's way to Christmas Island.

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            • Free Market Fred
              The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2009
              • 803

              #21
              Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              I have given some thought to housing. I have been in contact with a shipping company in AU. It seems that we can purchase old shipping containers for a few hundred dollars each. With a few minor modifications they server quite well as housing.


              Good thinking, Brother James. Those are 20-foot containers, and from my experience a one-foot wide sleeping space is adequate (as long as the workers sleep on their side), so you should be able to cram 20 Pakis into each container, perhaps more if they're children.

              It's good that you've cut some windows. We tried housing guest workers in containers without windows, but this led to unacceptably large loses which put us over budget. However, if you're going to cut windows, just remember to get bars installed at the same time. We've found that without bars, quite a few Pakis disappear in the middle of the night. I realize that your mine is located in a remote desert area from which there is no escape on foot, but some of them Pakis are crazy enough to try it anyway, and in that case you'll just waste your Purina Dog Chow providing Paki food for the buzzards.

              Another advantage of the windows is that every so often, you can stick a water house in there and house down the Pakis when the stench gets to be too much.

              By the way, I think it's great that you're mining diamonds in Australia. You can even get them certified as not coming from Africa and thus are not "blood diamonds." That ought to keep those "human rights" whiners off your back.
              Praise Jesus!
              Brother Fred
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              Put your faith in Uranus!

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              • Warner S. Davidson
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 586

                #22
                Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post

                Good thinking, Brother James. Those are 20-foot containers, and from my experience a one-foot wide sleeping space is adequate (as long as the workers sleep on their side), so you should be able to cram 20 Pakis into each container, perhaps more if they're children.

                It's good that you've cut some windows. We tried housing guest workers in containers without windows, but this led to unacceptably large loses which put us over budget. However, if you're going to cut windows, just remember to get bars installed at the same time. We've found that without bars, quite a few Pakis disappear in the middle of the night. I realize that your mine is located in a remote desert area from which there is no escape on foot, but some of them Pakis are crazy enough to try it anyway, and in that case you'll just waste your Purina Dog Chow providing Paki food for the buzzards.

                Another advantage of the windows is that every so often, you can stick a water house in there and house down the Pakis when the stench gets to be too much.

                By the way, I think it's great that you're mining diamonds in Australia. You can even get them certified as not coming from Africa and thus are not "blood diamonds." That ought to keep those "human rights" whiners off your back.
                Brothers James, Fred and Luke:

                Those wretched Paki's will be jumping with joy when they get a load of this opulent accommodation complex.
                They have similar dwellings in their home country but they are only for the well off "middle and upper classes" and they are known over there as a high rise condominium complexes.

                There will be no need for bars on the windows as these lucky itinerants will think that they are living like Donald Trump
                In fact they will be happy to have rent deducted from their wages for this sort of decadent capitalist lifestyle.

                Those lucky tanned folk selected to work at the Diamond Mine will ALL be living the great Pakistani Dream
                2 Samuel 22:31

                As for God, His way is perfect;
                The word of the LORD is proven;
                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                  Brothers Warner, Fred and Luke.
                  I have placed an order for 100 shipping containers. I have given much thought to the window/ bar problem. I lieu of windows I will have a series of slats cut into the sides. 6inches wide by 24 inches long spaced every 6 feet. This should allow for adequate ventilation and yet remain secure. I will use 3 containers for latrines and 3 for workers showers. Put the latrines over large pits with holes cut through the floor. When pits are full simply cover with dirt and rubble from the mine. The 3 to be used for showers will be fitted with 6 fire hose shower heads each. Water will be recycled and reused. A small fee will be charged for showers totaling more than 1 per week per person.
                  Brother Luke make it happen, James

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #24
                    Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Brothers Warner, Fred and Luke.
                    I have placed an order for 100 shipping containers. I have given much thought to the window/ bar problem. I lieu of windows I will have a series of slats cut into the sides. 6inches wide by 24 inches long spaced every 6 feet. This should allow for adequate ventilation and yet remain secure. I will use 3 containers for latrines and 3 for workers showers. Put the latrines over large pits with holes cut through the floor. When pits are full simply cover with dirt and rubble from the mine. The 3 to be used for showers will be fitted with 6 fire hose shower heads each. Water will be recycled and reused. A small fee will be charged for showers totaling more than 1 per week per person.
                    Brother Luke make it happen, James
                    I hope they don't all come with nigras like the one in the above picture, James. There are enough darkies in Austalia as it is.

                    I am sure there are many abos who could stand there with flourescent orange shirt on just as easily, and all they would need for pay would be a bottle of turpentine and a sandwich bag full of witchy-grubs per week.

                    YIC

                    Phebe.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Warner S. Davidson
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 586

                      #25
                      Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Brothers Warner, Fred and Luke.
                      I have placed an order for 100 shipping containers. I have given much thought to the window/ bar problem. I lieu of windows I will have a series of slats cut into the sides. 6inches wide by 24 inches long spaced every 6 feet. This should allow for adequate ventilation and yet remain secure. I will use 3 containers for latrines and 3 for workers showers. Put the latrines over large pits with holes cut through the floor. When pits are full simply cover with dirt and rubble from the mine. The 3 to be used for showers will be fitted with 6 fire hose shower heads each. Water will be recycled and reused. A small fee will be charged for showers totaling more than 1 per week per person.
                      Brother Luke make it happen, James
                      Err Brother James

                      I hate to meddle with you logistical planning but I thought that I should bring something you your attention. Where you mine is loacted is a very dry and arid piece of Australia and water is both expensive to procure and somewhat precious.

                      If you give the Paki workers high pressure (And therapeutic) showers via fire hoses a lot of water will be unwisely used. This is very wasteful, expensive and will divert valuable quantities of water away from the diamond sorting and recovery processes etc.

                      May I suggest that you excavate moat around their quarters fill it once and then maintain the water level via the dishwater etc. from the mines catering unit etc. This will aid inkeeping them in at night, (As Pakis are like messicans can't swim) and it will also keep the Abo's out (Abo's hate water)

                      Just a suggestion

                      Warner S. Davidson
                      2 Samuel 22:31

                      As for God, His way is perfect;
                      The word of the LORD is proven;
                      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #26
                        Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                        I hope they don't all come with nigras like the one in the above picture, James. There are enough darkies in Austalia as it is.

                        I am sure there are many abos who could stand there with flourescent orange shirt on just as easily, and all they would need for pay would be a bottle of turpentine and a sandwich bag full of witchy-grubs per week.

                        YIC

                        Phebe.

                        Woman, I am trying to conduct business. If we could get the lazy abos off their back sides I would not have to go through all this expense! Brother Luke told me they just as soon sit and collect a check from the government. Go make a pie!

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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604

                          #27
                          Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Woman, I am trying to conduct business. If we could get the lazy abos off their back sides I would not have to go through all this expense! Brother Luke told me they just as soon sit and collect a check from the government. Go make a pie!
                          Oh, you will get a pie.

                          The fact that I have run 4 corporations, making MORE money than you have, and had abo's willing to work for nothing, especially in security positions like the above nigra means zip I suppose.

                          Phebe




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #28
                            Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                            Warner S. Davidson;598043]
                            Err Brother James

                            I hate to meddle with you logistical planning but I thought that I should bring something you your attention. Where you mine is loacted is a very dry and arid piece of Australia and water is both expensive to procure and somewhat precious.

                            If you give the Paki workers high pressure (And therapeutic) showers via fire hoses a lot of water will be unwisely used. This is very wasteful, expensive and will divert valuable quantities of water away from the diamond sorting and recovery processes etc.
                            That is why I will recycle the water( Pump back into storage tank) and reuse it many times. Then I can use the water in diamond recovery.

                            May I suggest that you excavate moat around their quarters fill it once and then maintain the water level via the dishwater etc. from the mines catering unit etc. This will aid inkeeping them in at night, (As Pakis are like messicans can't swim) and it will also keep the Abo's out (Abo's hate water)

                            Just a suggestion

                            Warner S. Davidson
                            Dishwater, catering ? I am not running a Motel. They get a tin cup for food and a cup for water. Dishes are not of my concern. I will however have a nice dining facility for my management staff. I guess we can mix that dish water in with the shower water. Good Idea. Say are you looking for a job? Brother Luke could use a man like you. Give him a call.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #29
                              Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                              Oh, you will get a pie.

                              The fact that I have run 4 corporations, making MORE money than you have, and had abo's willing to work for nothing, especially in security positions like the above nigra means zip I suppose.

                              Phebe

                              Are we trying for matching black eyes? I read the remark in yellow!.
                              1 Corinthians 11:3
                              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                              • Phebe Carlyle
                                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 2604

                                #30
                                Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Are we trying for matching black eyes? I read the remark in yellow!




                                There's Jesus here,
                                Just see what He offers me....
                                Down here my sins forgiven,
                                Up there a home in heaven
                                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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