[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Luke I try my very best to run Dewitt Corp the way Jesus would. I admire your desire to help those who help themselves.
I have given some thought to housing. I have been in contact with a shipping company in AU. It seems that we can purchase old shipping containers for a few hundred dollars each. With a few minor modifications they server quite well as housing. We can stack them, thus reducing the foot print and ecological impact on the land. I am sure that the smuggled imported workers will find them to be quite comfortable and an upgrade to what they are accustomed to.

Be careful you don't spoil them, Brother James. Shipping container houses are becoming the darling of American "starchitects":

Sister Phebe, I'm sure once Widow Helen arrives to help you, things will be much smoother at home. She can solve many problems with a heaping serving of her Cherry Jell-O Casserole!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Sister Phebe, I'm sure once Widow Helen arrives to help you, things will be much smoother at home. She can solve many problems with a heaping serving of her Cherry Jell-O Casserole!

I sense some tension in the DeWitt household, wonder if it has anything to do with the plans Jimmy had for me in the "Man Cave"

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Warner S. Davidson;598043]
Good Idea. Say are you looking for a job? Brother Luke could use a man like you. Give him a call.

Brother Dewitt.

Thank you Sir. That is very generous of you to offer however I will politely decline on this occasion.
As you may know I enjoy a "comfortable" income stream from some of the many enterprises of my ex wife Destiny. This allows me much time to praise Jesus every day and work hard toward becoming a better True Christian(tm) (And eventually perhaps even a Godly Pastor )

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Brothers Warner, Fred and Luke.
I have placed an order for 100 shipping containers. I have given much thought to the window/ bar problem. I lieu of windows I will have a series of slats cut into the sides. 6inches wide by 24 inches long spaced every 6 feet. This should allow for adequate ventilation and yet remain secure.

Good thinking, Brother James. I admire your style - you're an excellent businessman.

One more little tip - with our guest workers, we find it useful to fit them with dog shock collars.



The collars can be useful in case your Pakis start getting uppity, slacking off, taking too many rest room breaks, etc. Aside from that, it's fun to use! Sometimes I bring my girlfriend's children (not my kids, mind you) to visit our prison factories in China, and let them play with the shock collar controls. Wow, the children just love that - more fun than video games, for sure. Two of the kids have already said that they want to be prison guards when they grow up. I'm thinking about buying them a home Waterboarding Kit for Christmas (which, by lucky coincidence, we make in my company's toy factories).

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Telephone: 1800 009 623

Also an interesting video here

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Just a quick update.

The containers have arrived and are stacked for accommodation quarters.

The second boat load of illegals workers arrived yesterday.

The workers are busy building fortification a nice landscaped wall around the perimeter of the mine to keep government officials out so that adjacent mines know their geographical boundaries.

The workers really enjoy that Purina Dog Chow. I am getting 16 hours work out of them daily which leaves them 2 hours for devotions (an hour morning and evening) and 6 hours sleep.

With another boatload on it's way, I expect we will be digging diamonds within a month.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Just a quick update...

...The workers really enjoy that Purina Dog Chow. I am getting 16 hours work out of them daily which leaves them 2 hours for devotions (an hour morning and evening) and 6 hours sleep.

With another boatload on it's way, I expect we will be digging diamonds within a month.

I'm glad it's working out. I just want to let you know that in the next shipment, we've included a few young females who, I think, you'll enjoy tutoring in your special private Bible classes.


You won't believe what's under those veils

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brother Jame's diamond mine in Western Australia

Just a quick update.

The containers have arrived and are stacked for accommodation quarters.

The second boat load of illegals workers arrived yesterday.

The workers are busy building fortification a nice landscaped wall around the perimeter of the mine to keep government officials out so that adjacent mines know their geographical boundaries.

The workers really enjoy that Purina Dog Chow. I am getting 16 hours work out of them daily which leaves them 2 hours for devotions (an hour morning and evening) and 6 hours sleep.

With another boatload on it's way, I expect we will be digging diamonds within a month.

Great news, good work Luke. I expect to show a profit next month!

I'm glad it's working out. I just want to let you know that in the next shipment, we've included a few young females who, I think, you'll enjoy tutoring in your special private Bible classes.


You won't believe what's under those veils

I think a tip is in order.