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  • txgurl
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    • Nov 2007
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    #1

    Husbands Right

    Thanks to all ya'll nethandrals on this forum my husband seems to think he has the right to punish me. Supposudly he said its his right to keep his wife in line. None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll. His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Husbands Right

    Originally posted by txgurl View Post
    Thanks to all ya'll nethandrals on this forum my husband seems to think he has the right to punish me. Supposudly he said its his right to keep his wife in line. None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll. His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
    Listen up, harlot; the Holy Word of God tells us what is right and wrong. Without that wonderful book to guide us, we'd all be alot worse off.

    God says that women are to be subjugated. Do you know what that means? It sure as hell doesn't mean you should wear immodest clothing and show your cooter to every Tom, Dick and Hairy that stumbles along!

    1 Timothy 2:11-15
    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

    1 Peter 3:1
    Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


    According to Jesus, the only chance for your Salvation is to take those beatings in humility and to bake as many soldiers for Christ as possible. And make sure they're boys.

    By the way, did your husband give you permission to be posting in here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: Husbands Right

      Originally posted by txgurl View Post
      Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
      We don't take kindly to accusers and gossips around here. If you want to post some before and after pictures in either the miniskirt or hot-pants it might help your case.

      Now, assuming what you say is true; it's obvious from your attitude that you deserved what you got. You're mouthy and rude and your complaining never stops. True Christian women treat three bruises as a badge of honor.

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      • txgurl
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        • Nov 2007
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        #4
        Re: Husbands Right

        Deserve what I got??? I only left every light on in the home after last monthes $600 electric bill, forgot to make dinner or clean the house, and havent done my husbands laundry in a week. Grounds for getting my butt whipped with a belt.....rubish!!!!!!!

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843

          #5
          Re: Husbands Right

          Originally posted by txgurl View Post

          Thanks to all ya'll nethandrals on this forum my husband seems to think he has the right to punish me. Supposudly he said its his right to keep his wife in line. None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll. His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
          You wanna be baking babies with that husband of yours and letting him smack you up the backside when you sass him, and wearing modest long dresses suitable for Christian™ ladies, and doing like the Godly Pastor tells you ...

          ... and you might try baking your hubby delicious pies every day too, like a proper wife, text girl (make sure they have GODLY fruit filling and not homerizer-creme filling if you know what's good for yoooou)

          Blessings in Jesus from a ... helpful Sister Noddy
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Nirvash
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            • Oct 2007
            • 31

            #6
            Re: Husbands Right

            Originally posted by txgurl View Post
            Thanks to all ya'll nethandrals on this forum my husband seems to think he has the right to punish me. Supposudly he said its his right to keep his wife in line. None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll. His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
            You could call the cops, but these people here will not help you.
            Science = TRUTH

            STOP CHANGING MY SIGNATURE

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            • txgurl
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              • Nov 2007
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              #7
              Re: Husbands Right

              If its ot enough with everything he's done to me, he also says I must kneel on the rough hard bricks of our fireplace everynight for ONE HOUR and read bible passages untill I repent.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: Husbands Right

                Originally posted by txgurl View Post
                If its ot enough with everything he's done to me, he also says I must kneel on the rough hard bricks of our fireplace everynight for ONE HOUR and read bible passages untill I repent.
                What is he, some kind of limp-wristed liberal?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Husbands Right

                  Originally posted by Nirvash View Post
                  You could call the cops, but these people here will not help you.
                  Of course we'll help her. We'll help her see the light and become an appropriately submissive True Christian™ wife. If that doesn't constitute helping her, I don't know what does. After all, what are a few bruises compared to God's glory?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • txgurl
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                    • Nov 2007
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                    #10
                    Re: Husbands Right

                    I only wish my husband was a damn liberal. Then maybe he wouldn't have become a wife beater and so sadistic towards me

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                    • lilith
                      Night Hag
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1232

                      #11
                      Re: Husbands Right

                      "Husband's right?"

                      In my experience husbands are very seldom right. About anything.
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                      • WilliamJenningsBryan
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 9384

                        #12
                        Re: Husbands Right

                        Originally posted by txgurl View Post
                        Deserve what I got??? I only left every light on in the home after last monthes $600 electric bill, forgot to make dinner or clean the house, and havent done my husbands laundry in a week. Grounds for getting my butt whipped with a belt.....rubish!!!!!!!
                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        Of course we'll help her. We'll help her see the light and become an appropriately submissive True Christian™ wife. If that doesn't constitute helping her, I don't know what does. After all, what are a few bruises compared to God's glory?

                        Amen!

                        Seeing the "light" doesn't mean $600 electric bills, that money belongs to Jesus. Hit that PayPal button at the bottom of the screen and Jesus will heal those welts as quickly as you received them.

                        Glory!
                        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                        ...and get off my lawn
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #13
                          Re: Husbands Right

                          Originally posted by lilith View Post
                          "Husband's right?"

                          In my experience husbands are very seldom right. About anything.
                          I didn't think that you stopped to check if your customers are married or not.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Elmer Christianson
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 133

                            #14
                            Re: Husbands Right

                            Originally posted by txgurl View Post
                            None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll. His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing
                            Only three bruises on a sassy gal like you . . . your husband must be a liberal.

                            Wear your hot pants anyway, it helps keep our wives in line. Besides, if God had intended bruises to be invisible, He would have made em that way.
                            Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Husbands Right

                              Originally posted by txgurl View Post
                              Thanks to all ya'll nethandrals on this forum my husband seems to think he has the right to punish me. Supposudly he said its his right to keep his wife in line. None the less I now have 3 belt shaped bruises on the backs of my thighs cause of ya'll.
                              Hallelujah! I'm glad to hear that we've done such a good job of informing your husband about his rights and duties.
                              His reasoning is that if I dont "obey" that I need to be punished. Where do you guys get off tell guys its all right to beat on there wives. Its gonna be a week or so before I can wear my mini skirts and hot pants with out the marks showing.
                              You will never wear "hot" "pants" again if you want to avoid eternal damnation!

                              Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


                              Hot or not, pants pertain to men and men only. If your husband feels like wearing hot pants, that's his affair, but for a woman to wear trousers is the first step towards her reading Sylvia Plath and lopping off every tallywhacker she can find. Not good.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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