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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #16
    Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

    Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
    If by "liar" you mean "awesomest captain of the United Star Ship Enterprise EVER and definitely more awesomer than that dweeb Picard or that loser Pike", then yes! I will grant you that Archer comes close, but only because he'll quantum leap my ass to 1954 if I don't say so! LOL!
    I don't think you are measuring up to the fine name of the USS Enterprise "captain"
    USS Enterprise (CV-6) MOMENT OF FAME: flag ship at the Battle of Midway i4-6-1942 were her aircraft sunk the Japanese aircraft carriers Kaga and Akagi. VERDICT: bad ass bottom kicker.

    USS Enterprise     (CVN-65) First nuklear power aircraft carrier. MOMENT OF FAME: Second longest serving warship in the USN after the sailing frigate USS Constitution. Vietnam War and Operation Iraqi Freedom. VERDICT: bad ass bottom kicker.

    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A) real vessel that served a five year mission (compare that to the 50+ year mission of CVN-65 and the 13 year mission CV-6) MOMENT OF FAME: getting it ass kicked by the much smaller USS Reliant in the movie Wrath of Khan. VERDICT Wuss mobile

    Face it Kirk, CV-6 single handily fought off the entire Japanese navy from October to December 1942. The Japanese outnumbered the CV-6 like six to one and they still didn't want to mess with it. In comparison Kirk you would turn tail when facing more than three Klingon Battle Cruisers and you were hard pressed when facing a smaller Romulian Bird-of-Prey in Balance of Terror or the USS Reliant in Wrath of Khan.

    You need better fiction writers Kirk.

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      • Captain James T. Kirk
        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2007
        • 155
        #17
        Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

        But I think we can all agree that the Enterprise (even in Picard's hands) could kick the Death Star's rump!
        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #18
            Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

            Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
            But I think we can all agree that the Enterprise (even in Picard's hands) could kick the Death Star's rump!
            Yes, Star Wars. Apparently Lucas' idea is you don't need to hire good writers when you can just plagiarize their work.

            Maybe Lucas should have mined more British films of the 60s for the Star Wars prequels.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337
                #19
                Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                The thing I like least about Captain Kirk is the long pauses he makes. The pauses in themselves don't bother me necessarily, but what they insinuate does. When a man takes long pauses at odd moments in speech it can only be because he has tucked a marital aid into his pants in order to pleasure himself throughout the day, and he is reaching a point of particular pleasure which has distracted him from his train of thought. I realize he is just acting, and there is probably no actual device being used, but it is still the wrong message to be sending to an audience of overweight, zit squeezing virgins. Two thumbs down for William Shatner and Star Trek.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                    Plus you're a damned race traitor!

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #21
                        Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                        Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                        But I think we can all agree that the Enterprise (even in Picard's hands) could kick the Death Star's rump!
                        The ion canon would completely pwn your stupid shields. Don't you know it shuts down all electronic systems?
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • landoverlover
                            Also loves Jesus and America
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 828
                            #22
                            Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                            Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                            Why hello there! I don't think we've met! I'm James T. Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise here to represent the United Federation of Gettin' Funky. Have I told you about... hold on a moment...


                            For some reason I have a feeling you have a hidden laptop full of Kirk/Spock fan fiction, if you know what I mean! LOL!


                            Hi again. I'd invite you to my ready room, but honestly I'm ready no matter what room I'm in! ROFLMAO! Don't worry. McCoy has shot me full of Klingon penicillin so what say we grab some Romulan ale and let me set my phased-her to STUNNED! LOL!
                            You're not even a true geek. Kirk didn't have a Ready Room you poser.
                            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                            King James Bible v1611

                            Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                              • Captain James T. Kirk
                                Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 155
                                #23
                                Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Plus you're a damned race traitor!
                                And damned proud of it! Once you go green, you never grow lean! LOL!

                                Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                                You're not even a true geek. Kirk didn't have a Ready Room you poser.
                                Of course I don't! Like I said, I'm ready no matter what room I'm in!
                                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                     
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 22373
                                    #24
                                    Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                                    I fail to see how a TV show about an old man who is cranky all the time could be funny.
                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #25
                                        Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                        I fail to see how a TV show about an old man who is cranky all the time could be funny.
                                        Maybe it needs the right star. Someone other than William ShatThar.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #26
                                            Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                            I fail to see how a TV show about an old man who is cranky all the time could be funny.
                                            I agree Brother Cranky, like making fun of someone religious beliefs mocking the aged is way out of line. Only the worst kind of scoundrels would do it.

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                              • Palmer C. Eldrich
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                                                 
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 349
                                                #27
                                                Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

                                                Tell your dad that he looks great in his fishing vests.

                                                They totally hide all the extra weight he's packing.
                                                Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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