[handmaiden]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

The Coke vs. Pepsi issue is a very controversial one. Another reason to choose Old Milwaukee.

Well, yes, it is very controversial one. But we never shy from taking on the gripping topics of the day here at the LBC forum.


And Brother Bryan, I am loathe to tell you how Coke is being used as a birth control method. But trust me, millions of Chinese and Indian women have been aware of its use for quite some time. (Seriously, dude.)

Some off the wall liberals insist that Coke is irresponsibly diverting valuable water resources associated with the Ganges in India to make Dasani bottled water. But if something like that were happening, how come the liberal media hasn't plastered that "fact" all over the place? The only place it was mentioned was on some obscure PBS news interview watched by people with absolutely nothing else to do on a Friday night.

Really, those people should tune into a Christian broadcast and change their lives for the better.

Informatively Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Coke vs. Pepsi?

If I may quote Widow Helen:

"Coke or Pepsi? That's like askin me if I'd rather drink raw sewage or toxic waste! Neither tastes any good, and defiles God's temple!"

I'm thinking she's not a big fan of either.

[Lisa H]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Well, yes, it is very controversial one. But we never shy from taking on the gripping topics of the day here at the LBC forum.


And Brother Bryan, I am loathe to tell you how Coke is being used as a birth control method. But trust me, millions of Chinese and Indian women have been aware of its use for quite some time. (Seriously, dude.)

Some off the wall liberals insist that Coke is irresponsibly diverting valuable water resources associated with the Ganges in India to make Dasani bottled water. But if something like that were happening, how come the liberal media hasn't plastered that "fact" all over the place? The only place it was mentioned was on some obscure PBS news interview watched by people with absolutely nothing else to do on a Friday night.

Really, those people should tune into a Christian broadcast and change their lives for the better.

Informatively Yours,

Handmaiden

If Coke is a form of birth control for Chinese and Indian women then surly Coke must be a gift from God. These two countries are way over populated with idol worshipers.

[handmaiden]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

If Coke is a form of birth control for Chinese and Indian women then surly Coke must be a gift from God. These two countries are way over populated with idol worshipers.

Please explain. Why would God give idol worshippers anything? An how can any country be overpopulated if it is God's command to Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply?

Forgive me, but I thought that the notion of "overpopulation" was a lie promulgated by abortion lovers who support birth control.


Confusedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Lisa H]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Please explain. Why would God give idol worshippers anything? An how can any country be overpopulated if it is God's command to Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply?

Forgive me, but I thought that the notion of "overpopulation" was a lie promulgated by abortion lovers who support birth control.


Confusedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Perhaps God gave these idol worshipers Coke to stop them multiplying as punishment for their sins. If they became True Christians then God would let them multiple.

Hosea 4:9 And there shall be, like people, like priest: and I will punish them for their ways, and reward them their doings.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

The Coke vs. Pepsi issue is a very controversial one. Another reason to choose Old Milwaukee.

Oh sure! Drinking that micro brew fancy stuff.

My favorite.

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

If the Landover folks here do start making a line of soft drinks, do make sure that you use honest White sugar, and not that High Fructose Corn Syrup stuff, which is an Abomination before God.

[handmaiden]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Oh Brothers and Sisters in Christ! Just as each book of the Bible confirms and re-enforces the wisdom and truth of the others with no contradiction or confusion, so each topic thread on this forum works with the others to further God's purpose.

I was on the self-flagellation thread when I remembered yet another use for Coke besides the dreadful, unnatural purpose of contraception!

Coke is the preferred beverage of law enforcement everywhere across this great land for removing blood stains from our roadways.

After many a car accident or "accidental" shooting of a recalcitrant criminal, Coke is used to clean up the hemoglobin remains.

So besides quenching your thirst, it can lift pesky red blood cells from asphalt and concrete.

I suppose this could mean that almost anything can be used for good or bad.

This could lead one to conclude that it is the sinful nature of the women of China and India to use Coke in a willful attempt to thwart God's call to humankind to be fruitful and multiply, and not some essential aspect of Coca-Cola itself, that contributes to its use as birth control.

So, perhaps Coke is not intrinsically evil in God's sight?


Trustingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Drinking that micro brew fancy stuff.

I assure you that the liberal elite would never touch my Old Milwaukee!

[handmaiden]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Coke, like beer, can be used as a meat tenderizer.

However, if you leave a piece of meat in a bowl of Coke for too long, the meat will disappear.

I imagine that if you leave a piece of meat in a bowl of beer for too long, the beer will disappear.


Beer left unattended will do that.



Informedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

If the Landover folks here do start making a line of soft drinks, do make sure that you use honest White sugar, and not that High Fructose Corn Syrup stuff, which is an Abomination before God.

That's a good question, dear friend, but honestly, I think that the liberal lamestream media are too hard on high-fructose corn syrup. HCFS has become an essential part of red-state heartland cuisine and is one of the distinguishing characteristics of American life. Also, in our deregulated, laissez-faire economic system, the invisible hand of unfettered capitalism has favored HCFS through corn subsidies, plus price supports, production quotas, and import tariffs for sucrose that have pushed the price of sucrose up to its correct free-market value.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Oh sure! Drinking that micro brew fancy stuff.

My favorite.

Brother, I didn't know Anusheiser-Busch was now producing canned camel urine. Is it a big seller to the Muslims?

I note that it is your favorite.

[randomperson321]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

I don't know how many of you have heard that Coke used to put cocaine in their drink to make it more addictive.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

I don't know how many of you have heard that Coke used to put cocaine in their drink to make it more addictive.

I think you're confusing cocaine with caffeine. There's a big difference there, you see.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Coke vs Pepsi

Well I am not allowed to have either (only water for me, fancy drinks for men) but I use coke to clean our zink with when I don't have anything else. It comes out very shiny and pretty.
Pepsi is very hard to get were I live so I can not tell if it would have the same effect.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth