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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Coke vs Pepsi

    I don't know about my other fellow True Christians™, but when it comes to soft drinks I have been a life-long drinker of Coca-Cola. There is simply something "All American" about the drink, it's bracing and refreshing, invigorating, quenches the thirst, and is a treat almost any time. God has blessed the Coca-Cola Company with world wide success and profits, and their logo has inspired numerous associations with what makes America great - Capitalism.

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    I've tried Pepsi several times and have always found it overly sweet and wimpy, mostly suitable for liberal types, homers, and the undiscriminating. Several decades ago some misguided executives at Coke decided that they would come out with a new product called "New Coke", and attempted to imitate the taste of Pepsi. Their plan was to stop producing the old Coke altogether and try to "compete" with Pepsi. The American people rightly revolted and started a nation wide campaign to save the old Coke. Thankfully their efforts succeeded and we still have the "Classic" Coke available to us.

    I shop the supermarket every week and lay in a supply of Coke, both in cans and bottles. Lately, while strolling down the soft drink aisle I have been experiencing some apprehension, sort of a degree of diffuse anxiety that has been somewhat inexplicable. Normally I just pick up my supply of Coke and move on, but today I happened to glance up at some rows of the Pepsi products on the shelves and noticed that they must have recently changed their logo.

    Brace yourself friends, because this may shock you. This is what looks like a "new" Pepsi logo:

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    Does this remind you of anything - like maybe the socialist "Obama" DEMONcRAT logo?

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    A quick search on the internet uncovered this even more shocking Pepsi ad depicting Marxist union thugs displaying the communist fist in the air - a distinct symbol of socialist revolt and a clear attempt to undermine our capitalist system.

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    There is no doubt in my mind that Obama has taken over the Pepsi Company (just like he did with GM) and is sending subliminal socialist messages on every Pepsi soft drink displayed all over America. I advise every True Christian™ to avert your eyes when encountering their products, and encourage everyone you know to stop buying them.
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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11625

    #2
    Re: Coke vs Pepsi

    Dear, dear Brother, please forgive me because I am a woman and am in no way your equal, but I have to ask--

    Are you crazy?!

    Coke vs Pepsi?

    You ask that on this forum?

    Are you not aware that Coke is a widely favored form of birth control?

    Every other harlot in China and India counts on Coca-Cola to help her skip out on her God-given duty.

    Why do you think the product sells so well in those countries? Billions of people use it to prevent conception every day.


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Coke vs Pepsi

      I'm with you, brother. Good old fashioned Coca-Cola has always been my drink of choice. It's as American as apple pie. Pepsi is for communists.
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      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • AmericanAnarchist
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2010
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Coke vs Pepsi

        this is a joke. pepsi is for communists? it's just a drink!

        you people are retarded and make me ashamed to call myself a christian.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Coke vs Pepsi

          Originally posted by AmericanAnarchist View Post
          this is a joke. pepsi is for communists? it's just a drink!

          you people are retarded and make me ashamed to call myself a christian.
          If you're a Christian then I'm the king of Portugal.

          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Coke vs Pepsi

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'm with you, brother. Good old fashioned Coca-Cola has always been my drink of choice. It's as American as apple pie. Pepsi is for communists.
            Both are over rated, full of gas and of no benefit to those that consume them.

            Mmm that is an accurate description of something else we hear a lot about here - christianity.
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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Coke vs Pepsi

              Even though I was raised in the heart of Dr. Pepper country (godly Texas), I have always much preferred Coke to Pepsi.

              Thank you so much for this warning, brother. I always knew there was something inherently wrong with that Pepsi logo.

              I think we can clearly say that Pepsi is a drink for communists and queers.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                Dear, dear Brother, please forgive me because I am a woman and am in no way your equal, but I have to ask--

                Are you crazy?!

                Coke vs Pepsi?

                You ask that on this forum?

                Are you not aware that Coke is a widely favored form of birth control?

                Every other harlot in China and India counts on Coca-Cola to help her skip out on her God-given duty.

                Why do you think the product sells so well in those countries? Billions of people use it to prevent conception every day.


                Calming Myself Down and Returning to My Proper Submissive Meek Stately Yours,

                Handmaiden
                Good heavens handmaiden, it's hard to even imagine what vile practice the heathen third world will concoct with one of God's sacraments. I know Joan Crawford chastised her wayward daughter about some incident concerning wire hangers, but Coca-Cola and birth control taxes my understanding.

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Both are over rated, full of gas and of no benefit to those that consume them.

                Mmm that is an accurate description of something else we hear a lot about here - christianity.
                Well isn't that reaction to be expected from the atheist crowd, living a boring life with no passion about anything and just waiting around for their own demise. At least Christians drink from Jesus' cup and enthusiastically look forward to an eternal life joining JC and celebrating the agony of those roasting in hell.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  Good heavens handmaiden, it's hard to even imagine what vile practice the heathen third world will concoct with one of God's sacraments. I know Joan Crawford chastised her wayward daughter about some incident concerning wire hangers, but Coca-Cola and birth control taxes my understanding.



                  Well isn't that reaction to be expected from the atheist crowd, living a boring life with no passion about anything and just waiting around for their own demise. At least Christians drink from Jesus' cup and enthusiastically look forward to an eternal life joining JC and celebrating the agony of those roasting in hell.
                  We're a proud Coke family. My father was a proud Coke man, my grandparents preferred tea. But I can say for 60 years we've been drinking Coke.
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22929

                    #10
                    Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                    Forgive me for quoting myself but I wrote this elsewhere on the boards
                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Never forget that Pepsi Cola is an anagram of EPISCOPAL.

                    I am not sure at the moment what this means and I await inspiration from Jesus after I go to bed tonight.
                    It appears that Jesus visited Sister Charli instead and gave His answer HERE

                    In support of Coca Cola, it has long been associated with American Family values including (but not restricted to) the suppression of Communism wherever it raises its satanic head: HERE
                    The case Jose Armand Palacios v. The Coca-Cola Co. (102514/2010) has been filed under the Alien Tort Claims Act and alleges that a subsidiary of Coca-Cola based in Guatemala City, INCASA, engaged in terror tactics against the families of Palacios and Jose Alberto Vicente Chavez because of their union activities. The plaintiffs allege that they were targeted with the full knowledge and support of company officials in Atlanta.
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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                      According to the sodomite Corporate Equality Index (ladies, please obtain permission from your husbands or fathers before clicking), Coca-Cola and Pepsi both scored 100 on giving queers "equality" (their code word for special privileges). That means that they get a score of zero from God.

                      In response, we should start a company here in Freehold to produce a line of sodas fit for Godly True Christian™ dining rooms and picnic tables. If anyone wants to start one, I'll go in as a silent partner.
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                      • Annie1
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 132

                        #12
                        Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                        I just drink water and milk from the cow. Daddy doesn't let me drink anything else because he says that the secularists put chemicals in soda that makes little girls turn into whores and harlots.

                        See...

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                          Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                          I just drink water and milk from the cow. Daddy doesn't let me drink anything else because he says that the secularists put chemicals in soda that makes little girls turn into whores and harlots.

                          See...

                          Thank you for bringing that picture to our attention. The pastors will have to study it carefully at our next prayer circle so that we can properly rebuke the demons involved.
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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #14
                            Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            In response, we should start a company here in Freehold to produce a line of sodas fit for Godly True Christian™ dining rooms and picnic tables. If anyone wants to start one, I'll go in as a silent partner.
                            Pastor, I think that I will have a talk with Brothers Hutchins and FMF. It could be a very doable business. My mind is a whirl at this point. Beyond the every day sodas like Moses Cola, Adam and Eve lime soda, And Dr Noah's, there could be holiday inspired drinks, Turkey and Gravy for Thanksgivings, perhaps Ham for Easter, and leg of lamb for Christmas.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: Coke vs Pepsi

                              The Coke vs. Pepsi issue is a very controversial one. Another reason to choose Old Milwaukee.

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