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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271
    #1

    Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

    . The reason I ask this is I saw some monstrosity called a Harrier Jump Jet.
    It was conceived by the British during an era of financial cutbacks, and is capable of vertical landings and take offs...
    It sounds like some retarded mutant Jet fighter...Jesus must surely hate this limey piece of shizzle...
    So which Jet fighter would Jesus fly? If he could design a Jet fighter, what would it be like...
    I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be some freak of nature jumpjet....
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3330
      #2
      Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

      F-22 Raptor.
      The best, most state of the art flying machine known to mankind. More so than the out dated Space Shuttle. Clearly a plane fit for the King of the Universe.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Old Heller
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Oct 2006
          • 29
          #3
          Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

          It's my considered and prayerful opinion that Jesus wouldn't fly. If God had meant for him to fly, He'd have given him wings.

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            • Brother Guy Bayard
              Anvil of the Antipodes
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 1271
              #4
              Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

              Originally posted by Old Heller View Post
              It's my considered and prayerful opinion that Jesus wouldn't fly. If God had meant for him to fly, He'd have given him wings.
              I believe His Lordship Jesus was tempted by Satans angels to throw himself off the side of a mountain.
              Jesus could have done that, but he didnt. So Jesus doesnt need wings - he has angels who wil catch him, or fly him places if he wants..
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3330
                  #5
                  Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                  Of course He can fly without a jet! But IF He was to fly a jet, say into combat over Iraq, it would
                  A: be an American aircraft and
                  B: be the most state of the art aircraft America had to offer.

                  F-22 Raptor.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2026
                      • 15118
                      #6
                      Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                      Silly Boy's!!
                      Jesus weeps at the thought of flying a Jet.

                      The B-29 Superfortress is his Airplane of choice, and the one that he guided us to use when we dropped a few surprises on those yellow Gooks way back in 45!!

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405
                          #7
                          Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          Silly Boy's!!
                          Jesus weeps at the thought of flying a Jet.

                          The B-29 Superfortress is his Airplane of choice, and the one that he guided us to use when we dropped a few surprises on those yellow Gooks way back in 45!!
                          What ever He would fly it clearly would be American and it clearly would be nuclear armed. Both the B29 and the F22 get the nod from Christ on this.

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                            • Brother Guy Bayard
                              Anvil of the Antipodes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1271
                              #8
                              Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              What ever He would fly it clearly would be American and it clearly would be nuclear armed. Both the B29 and the F22 get the nod from Christ on this.
                              I wonder if the F22 RAPTOR is really the F22 RAPTURE?
                              sometimes i like to imagine Jesus in a WW2 P40 curtis kittyhawk, with sharks teeth painted on the nose...I just love to imagine Jesus in a pilots uniform. Its so masculine...
                              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                  Silly Boy's!!
                                  Jesus weeps at the thought of flying a Jet.

                                  The B-29 Superfortress is his Airplane of choice, and the one that he guided us to use when we dropped a few surprises on those yellow Gooks way back in 45!!
                                  Personally, I like to imagine Jesus flying a massive B-29 Superfortress that'd fire F-22 Raptors packed with Christian suicide bombers. Imagine Him blowing up the Vatican or Mecca or the Democratic National Congress like that.
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                    • TheRightWay
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Nov 2007
                                      • 18
                                      #10
                                      Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                                      Whatever aircraft carries the largest nuclear payload.

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Which Jet fighter would Jesus fly

                                          Originally posted by TheRightWay View Post
                                          Whatever aircraft carries the largest nuclear payload.
                                          Praise Jesus!!
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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