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  • #301
    Re: Holocaust Jokes

    Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
    he was a Jew
    There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
    I don't get it. Is that Utah humor or something?

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    • #302
      Re: Holocaust Jokes

      Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
      he was a Jew
      There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
      WRONG!

      And quit calling us Mormons!
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      • #303
        Re: Holocaust Jokes

        Don't hate Jews if was a Jew

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        • #304
          Re: Holocaust Jokes

          Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
          Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
          Huh? Who said we hate Jews?

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          • #305
            Re: Holocaust Jokes

            Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
            Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
            Don't be silly. Jesus is not a joo. Why else he would be throwing all the joos in hell as it says in the bible?

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            • #306
              Re: Holocaust Jokes

              Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
              Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
              If that's your idea of a holocaust joke, it ain't funny. I don't get it.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #307
                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                If that's your idea of a holocaust joke, it ain't funny. I don't get it.
                That wasn't a joke
                I thought Jesus was a Jew?

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                • #308
                  Re: Holocaust Jokes

                  Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                  That wasn't a joke
                  I thought Jesus was a Jew?
                  Jesus was the Son of God. God with His skin on as my 6 year old says. Moron. He may have been incubated by a Jewess, but that doesn't make Him a jew.

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                  • #309
                    Re: Holocaust Jokes

                    I understand now. Praise Jesus in all His glory!

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                    • #310
                      Re: Holocaust Jokes

                      Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                      That wasn't a joke
                      I thought Jesus was a Jew?
                      Jesus was no damned joo! Read THIS!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #311
                        Re: Holocaust Jokes

                        Not exactly a joke by definition, but I have heard a remake of Robert Palmer's single "Bad case of loving you" (Note that the original lyrics promoted sexual immorality and fornication, what evil satanic work). I don't have the full lyrics yet, but here is all I can remember as of yet.
                        "Doctor, doctor, give me the gas bill
                        I've got a, bad case of killin' Jews!"
                        1 Samuel 18:25,27 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king.

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                        • #312
                          Re: Holocaust Jokes

                          Originally posted by Brother Malachi View Post
                          Not exactly a joke by definition, but I have heard a remake of Robert Palmer's single "Bad case of loving you" (Note that the original lyrics promoted sexual immorality and fornication, what evil satanic work). I don't have the full lyrics yet, but here is all I can remember as of yet.
                          "Doctor, doctor, give me the gas bill
                          I've got a, bad case of killin' Jews!"
                          These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone. And also that one wasn't even funny

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                          • #313
                            Re: Holocaust Jokes

                            Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                            These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive...
                            Says the rapist.

                            Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                            ...I wear hoodies because I want to hide my gender. That's how I rape girls and turn them lesbian.
                            Why are you concerned about the feelings of people you've never met (Holocaust victims) yet so unfeeling for those you probably have (rape victims)?

                            ...and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone...
                            Go read your Bible and learn about how Jesus treated people who did not accept His message (calling them dogs, vipers, etc.).

                            ...And also that one wasn't even funny
                            Tastes differ. Or are people allowed to believe whatever they want as long as they agree with you?

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                            • #314
                              Re: Holocaust Jokes

                              Originally posted by Misunderstood View Post
                              These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone. And also that one wasn't even funny
                              Jesus can't stand joos. They killed Him you know.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #315
                                Re: Holocaust Jokes

                                I found this cool website with cartoons. The humor is a little off color (mainly because they are submitted by a-rabs), but I managed to get a chuckle. Apparently it's a competition and you can win a camel or a 2nd wife or something.

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