[upchucker67]

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I recently cried this morning when I learned my 80-year old Jewish neighbor across the street had been fighting to keep away the corona virus, and after witnessing this admirable strife of resilience, learned she fell and twisted her neck 90 degrees, dying instantly.



Just joking, I didn't shed a tear.That's what the jooess hag gets for calling me a "miserable bagel".

[LW1997]

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And here's the best joke:"The Holocaust actually happened."

[James Hutchins]

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This is a very deep joke on many levels:

An elderly survivor of Auschwitz passes away, and upon his arrival to the pearly gates of heaven God asks him to tell him a joke.
The Auschwitz survivor tells God a Holocaust joke. God doesn't laugh and He says "That wasn't funny."
The newly deceased Jewish man just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Yeah, I guess you had to be there..."

1. Joos do not EVER go to heaven.
2. No joo is funny, they are all scheming cheap bastards
3. Any joo in the 'never happened' holofraud cannot tell how it was as is all a pack of lies.

[Mustafa Jihad2]

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Lmao this is just too much. Its so fucking funny i nearly crap my pants, you are the funniest infidels i have ever encounter in my life!!!

Im no good at telling jokes but ill try

2 Rabbis in Germany, 1942. Go around the street and find a Nazi church that says: ABANDON JUDAISM. CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY NOW. 500 deutch Marks reward!

One rabbi says, this is horrible, look the Nazis are trying to erase our identity we have to do something. The other rabbi says, let me go and investigate, you wait right here. Ok.

2 hours pass, and the Rabbi comes out holding a cross, a bible, and a Nazi armband. The other Rabbi in shock, says what did you do??? Did you convert? Yes i did. Im sorry says the Rabbi.

Well, and how did it go? Well i accepted Jesus and had to hear a sermon, then they gave a bible.

And the 500 marks? Did you get them? - you fucking Jews always thinking of money! Here is a train ticket to Poland

😂

[James Hutchins]

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I saw this picture the other day on the Church Bulletin board. I did not quite understand (because those 'Potterery books' are on the list of banned reading) it but it just made me giggle for some reason.

[arthur frayn]

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Whats the difference between a dairy cow and the holocaust??

You cant milk a cow for 70 tears!

[James Hutchins]

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How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over a penny

[James Hutchins]

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"My mom for most of her life was a Holocaust denier, and it was terrible for the rest of the family to have to deal with, until finally we had an intervention and we had a rabbi come to the family home and walk my mother through the history of the Jewish people. Then he made her watch Schindler's List. After that my mom did a complete 180.
Now, she can't believe it only happened once."

[James Hutchins]

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These always give me a chuckle!

[James Hutchins]

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My father, we called him Big Poppa Jim, told us as we were growing up that there was no such thing as the Holocaust and that it was all a scheme for the Jews to garner sympathy. Of course, Big Poppa Jim also used to salute the horse and call it General Nathan Bedford Forrest. Can you enlighten me to the truth?

It is true, there is not a single person who was at the holocost and live to tell about it. Total fabrication. Typical of the joos
At least we have first hand accounts of the murder of Jesus and categorical prove of His Rising.

[Dana723]

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Accidental double post. I must run my virus protector to see if I have demons

[Dana723]

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My father, we called him Big Poppa Jim, told us as we were growing up that there was no such thing as the Holocaust and that it was all a scheme for the Jews to garner sympathy. Of course, Big Poppa Jim also used to salute the horse and call it General Nathan Bedford Forrest. Can you enlighten me to the truth?

[James Hutchins]

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Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating...1.1 million stars.

[James Hutchins]

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Hitler approaches a group of children in a concentration camp and starts talking to them. He asks the first child:"How high can you jump, kid?" and is answered:"1 meter high sir!" Hitler nods and gives him 1 loaf of bread. He asks a second kid the same and is answered:"2 meters, sir!" Hitler again nods and gives this kid 2 loaves of bread. He then asks the third and final kid and is answered:"4 meters, sir!" Hitler draws out his gun and shoots the kid dead where he stands, saying:" dangerous, this one, could've jumped the fence!"

[James Hutchins]

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1943 Camp Activities


Prisoners, prisoners today we are having a sports day. The Americans will play football on the football field, the English will play cricket on the cricket field and the Jews will play hopscotch on the minefield.