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  • Re: Holocaust Jokes

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?



    Boy Scouts eventually come back from camp.




    This is not always true beacuse of the homo scout leaders who molest the young boys who serve God so well. Once a scout leader tried to molest me and i stabbed him with a swiss army knife in the leg.

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    • Re: Holocaust Jokes

      Originally posted by JeusHatesHomos View Post
      This is not always true beacuse of the homo scout leaders who molest the young boys who serve God so well. Once a scout leader tried to molest me and i stabbed him with a swiss army knife in the leg.
      You managed to come back though, which would make your argument false. And please try to write somewhat coherent, you are making yourself look like an idiot.
      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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      • Re: Holocaust Jokes

        Originally posted by Jewbacca View Post
        I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say

        While your intention is obviously to stand up for our people, with that screen name, you are failing miserably. I suspect you aren't truly a practitioner of Judaism, frankly.
        A half truth is a whole lie.

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        • Re: Holocaust Jokes

          Saw this home lesson on astronomy
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          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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          • Re: Holocaust Jokes

            Whats the difference between a truckload of joo babies and a truckload of ping pong balls?

            You cant unload the ping pong balls with a pitchfork, , ,
            Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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            • Re: Holocaust Jokes

              Hitler: Tuday, Hitlerr is feeling generrouz. Tuday, Hitlerr is sending half of you home! Jews of the concentration camp: Heeee!!!!!!! (joy and happiness). Hitler: Hans, brring ze chainsaw!

              What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.

              There once was a jewboy named Solly,
              Who spent all his life making lolly,
              But we turned the gas on,
              Old Solly did pass on
              And now he’s a lampshade and brolly!

              Question: What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew? Answer: A bar of soap doesn’t die after 45 seconds in the shower.
              Hahaha, yeah run to control the spread of logic! It may destroy your business.
              The problem is that you're not the one who earns from it, the one who does is proud of you though, sheep.

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              • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                Originally posted by I Wish I knew. View Post
                What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.
                No, that's not true.

                A bar of soap doesn’t die after 45 seconds in the shower.
                That's also not true, at least usually. Maybe a 1/5 of the time?
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                • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                  Joos like all lesser forms of life, have a place on God's Green Earth. Without their cheap, penny pinching ways, all decent people would have to pay more taxes. Without their non-stop whining, more wrongly arrested wealthy people would have to go to prison.
                  So I'll never make a joke about a kike, they are a vindictive creature (like the african nigra killer bee) and if you upset one, you upset the whole hive.

                  Whats worse that catlick whorehouse? A joo one because they put a finger on the scale.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                    A little jewish boy steps to Hitler and says: "I am turning 6 tomorrow."
                    The Führer replies: "Well, I do not think so..."

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                    • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                      Originally posted by LW1997 View Post
                      A little jewish boy steps to Hitler and says: "I am turning 6 tomorrow."
                      The Führer replies: "Well, I do not think so..."
                      Wow, you're not lying about being German.

                      Anyway, here are some actual holocaust jokes.

                      What did the Jew say after his shower?
                      "I feel much cleaner now, thanks."

                      Why did the Nazis build a swimming pool at Auschwitz?
                      Because the Jews were bored.

                      How do you create a Holocaust?
                      Torture a bunch of people into giving false testimonies at a show trial.

                      Why were there more Jews in Europe in 1944 than in 1939?
                      Because the Holocaust never happened.

                      And before anyone accuses me of anti-semitism, I went on a school trip to Auschwitz once so I'm a Holocaust survivor too.

                      I use "anti-semitism" in the loosest sense of the word because most of you retards don't realise that Palestinians are also semenites.
                      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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                      • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                        Originally posted by Elijah Mee, PhD View Post
                        Wow, you're not lying about being German.

                        Anyway, here are some actual holocaust jokes.

                        What did the Jew say after his shower?
                        "I feel much cleaner now, thanks."

                        Why did the Nazis build a swimming pool at Auschwitz?
                        Because the Jews were bored.

                        How do you create a Holocaust?
                        Torture a bunch of people into giving false testimonies at a show trial.

                        Why were there more Jews in Europe in 1944 than in 1939?
                        Because the Holocaust never happened.

                        And before anyone accuses me of anti-semitism, I went on a school trip to Auschwitz once so I'm a Holocaust survivor too.

                        I use "anti-semitism" in the loosest sense of the word because most of you retards don't realise that Palestinians are also semenites.
                        Amen, brother, even as a Christian Zionist I have to agree.


                        This morning I was at a place where Millions of Jews died.
                        The shower.
                        Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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                        • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                          Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
                          ...Christian Zionist...
                          ......













                          Ah wow.
                          But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                          The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                          Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                          "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                          • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                            Two joo children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: Holocaust Jokes

                              The scene is a bar in Berlin in January 1933, filled with Nazis. Goering is skulling stiens of beer with the brownshirts, Goebbels is sipping cocktails with a couple of groupies and Hitler is seated with a wild-eyed Hess discussing pupil diagnostics.

                              A True Christian(tm) enters, sees the full crew and realizes he’s sitting on the scoop of the century. He asks the barman: “Which one shall I ask for the absolute bottom line on the Nazi plans?” “Goebbels, of course” answers the barman, “He knows everything.” The True Christian(tm) approaches and says “I want the bottom line on what this Nazi thing is.” Goebbels flashes him a smile and says “We intend to kill six million Jews and one postman.” The True Christian's(tm) mind races. “But why do you want to kill one postman?” Goebbels shouts over to Hitler: “See Adolf, I told you no-one gives a fig about the Jews!”
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                I don't get why people are so surprised my grandfather survived the holocaust. Most guards did.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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