[DolliMoans]

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It may be too early for Christmas jokes...


Why did Santa sit on the chimney in Ouch-witz?

So he could warm his butt while taking a poop upon undeserving joos!

(The butt of the joke is Santa doesn't really exist!)

[James Hutchins]

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I don't get why people are so surprised my grandfather survived the holocaust. Most guards did.

[James Hutchins]

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The scene is a bar in Berlin in January 1933, filled with Nazis. Goering is skulling stiens of beer with the brownshirts, Goebbels is sipping cocktails with a couple of groupies and Hitler is seated with a wild-eyed Hess discussing pupil diagnostics.

A True Christian(tm) enters, sees the full crew and realizes he’s sitting on the scoop of the century. He asks the barman: “Which one shall I ask for the absolute bottom line on the Nazi plans?” “Goebbels, of course” answers the barman, “He knows everything.” The True Christian(tm) approaches and says “I want the bottom line on what this Nazi thing is.” Goebbels flashes him a smile and says “We intend to kill six million Jews and one postman.” The True Christian's(tm) mind races. “But why do you want to kill one postman?” Goebbels shouts over to Hitler: “See Adolf, I told you no-one gives a fig about the Jews!”

[James Hutchins]

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Two joo children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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...Christian Zionist...

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Ah wow.

[Diesel Stanford]

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Wow, you're not lying about being German.

Anyway, here are some actual holocaust jokes.

What did the Jew say after his shower?
"I feel much cleaner now, thanks."

Why did the Nazis build a swimming pool at Auschwitz?
Because the Jews were bored.

How do you create a Holocaust?
Torture a bunch of people into giving false testimonies at a show trial.

Why were there more Jews in Europe in 1944 than in 1939?
Because the Holocaust never happened.

And before anyone accuses me of anti-semitism, I went on a school trip to Auschwitz once so I'm a Holocaust survivor too.

I use "anti-semitism" in the loosest sense of the word because most of you retards don't realise that Palestinians are also semenites.

Amen, brother, even as a Christian Zionist I have to agree.


This morning I was at a place where Millions of Jews died.
The shower.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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A little jewish boy steps to Hitler and says: "I am turning 6 tomorrow."
The Führer replies: "Well, I do not think so..."

Wow, you're not lying about being German.

Anyway, here are some actual holocaust jokes.

What did the Jew say after his shower?
"I feel much cleaner now, thanks."

Why did the Nazis build a swimming pool at Auschwitz?
Because the Jews were bored.

How do you create a Holocaust?
Torture a bunch of people into giving false testimonies at a show trial.

Why were there more Jews in Europe in 1944 than in 1939?
Because the Holocaust never happened.

And before anyone accuses me of anti-semitism, I went on a school trip to Auschwitz once so I'm a Holocaust survivor too.

I use "anti-semitism" in the loosest sense of the word because most of you retards don't realise that Palestinians are also semenites.

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

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A little jewish boy steps to Hitler and says: "I am turning 6 tomorrow."
The Führer replies: "Well, I do not think so..."

[James Hutchins]

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Joos like all lesser forms of life, have a place on God's Green Earth. Without their cheap, penny pinching ways, all decent people would have to pay more taxes. Without their non-stop whining, more wrongly arrested wealthy people would have to go to prison.
So I'll never make a joke about a kike, they are a vindictive creature (like the african nigra killer bee) and if you upset one, you upset the whole hive.

Whats worse that catlick whorehouse? A joo one because they put a finger on the scale.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.

No, that's not true.

A bar of soap doesn’t die after 45 seconds in the shower.

That's also not true, at least usually. Maybe a 1/5 of the time?

[I Wish I knew.]

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Hitler: Tuday, Hitlerr is feeling generrouz. Tuday, Hitlerr is sending half of you home! Jews of the concentration camp: Heeee!!!!!!! (joy and happiness). Hitler: Hans, brring ze chainsaw!

What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.

There once was a jewboy named Solly,
Who spent all his life making lolly,
But we turned the gas on,
Old Solly did pass on
And now he’s a lampshade and brolly!

Question: What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew? Answer: A bar of soap doesn’t die after 45 seconds in the shower.

[arthur frayn]

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Whats the difference between a truckload of joo babies and a truckload of ping pong balls?

You cant unload the ping pong balls with a pitchfork, , ,

[Thomas Taylor]

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Saw this home lesson on astronomy

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say

While your intention is obviously to stand up for our people, with that screen name, you are failing miserably. I suspect you aren't truly a practitioner of Judaism, frankly.

[Roland]

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This is not always true beacuse of the homo scout leaders who molest the young boys who serve God so well. Once a scout leader tried to molest me and i stabbed him with a swiss army knife in the leg.

You managed to come back though, which would make your argument false. And please try to write somewhat coherent, you are making yourself look like an idiot.