[JeusHatesHomos]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?



Boy Scouts eventually come back from camp.

This is not always true beacuse of the homo scout leaders who molest the young boys who serve God so well. Once a scout leader tried to molest me and i stabbed him with a swiss army knife in the leg.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say

Is this like a Louis C.K. kind of joke? I don't get it.

[Roland]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say

I made the important part of your post bold. Now scurry of to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction before posting ill informed messages.

[Jewbacca]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.

I am Jewish and want to just let you know the Jesus was a Jew as well so be careful with what you say

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I went into a delicatessen in Florida a few weeks ago when I was visiting my Auntie in Miami and I saw a rich old Jew white man who was complaining about his wife. He was turning his stomach into a cemetery by eating a large sandwich of corned beef and he was filling his mouth so much I could barely understand him. He was angry because his wife wanted a boob enlargement job and he said it was too expensive because he was a greedy white man. He said he told her to just wipe her breastes with toilet paper twice a day. She said What good would that do? He said I'm not sure but it worked on your ass.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Im shocked. Being christian is all about love for one another.

Love you other.

Dear vile sinner, please show us the Bible verse in which you see the phrase, "Being a Christian is all about love for one another."

Take your time.



In the meantime, you might check out Pastor Levi's Sermon on the matter, which is 100% guaranteed Biblically Accurate: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Im shocked. Being christian is all about love for one another.

Love you other.

Maybe for you, but for True Christians, we focus on God instead of the people who killed him (aka joos)

[boubouclibou]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Im shocked. Being christian is all about love for one another.

Love you other.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

I don't understand this joke.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

It is funny. What's NOT funny is that you joos deny and hate Jesus.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.

Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

Mr. Esq,

You seem to be full of rage and anger. That must be hard and exhausting and you surely feel how you're being consumed by this negativity. While we cannot accept your sad position as a Christ-killer, we are educated people and can recognize Spiritual yearning when we see it. We are your only hope. God won't help you, as He will join us in laughter when He sees your calamity.

Psalms 2:1-4
Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

You are the one raging. Our Lord Jesus is the one who laughs. Join Him.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

So I was really tired one morning, and I accidentally put my toast in a mug and my orange juice in the toaster.

I told my husband that the jewce just got back from Auschwitz

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

The joke is that the muslims probably walk against the wall because they think there is a trainstation.

Now THAT is funny!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I don't get it.

Is this Israel saying that giving into the Palestinian demands for territory that would compromise Israel's security is equivalent to sending Jews back to Auschwitz?

That's what I'm getting, anyway.

The joke is that the muslims probably walk against the wall because they think there is a trainstation.