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  • Swedish eskimo
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    A Jew was playing with an ashtray, when Hitler comes by and asks: "Are you looking for someone?"

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ekulio View Post
    how do you kill two jews?
    throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.
    Why are you French so racist?

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  • ekulio
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    how do you kill two jews?
    throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death.

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  • Thomas Dalton
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    What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!

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  • WWJDnow
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    Originally posted by rub View Post
    Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule. Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
    What does that tell you ?
    That Achmedinijad is looking for some little boys to play with.

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  • Abner Leopold
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    A catholic preist & a rabbi were walking down the street, when they saw a young boy playung. The priest said , "Man I'd like to piffle him" the rabbi replied;.," Out of what"

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  • Abner Leopold
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    What did the Jew say when his son asked him for 10$.
    Eight dollars, six dollars, what do you need 5 dollars for?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    What did the little German boy get for Christmas?
    Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

    Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
    Hitler

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Not a joke, just need some help with a crossword.

    The clue for 8 across is 'Jewish skullcap' - 8 letters.

    'Yamaha' is too short, 'jew beanie' is too long, 'yid lids' is the right length but doesn't match with the down clues I solved. Any ideas?
    heebtuke

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Not a joke, just need some help with a crossword.

    The clue for 8 across is 'Jewish skullcap' - 8 letters.

    'Yamaha' is too short, 'jew beanie' is too long, 'yid lids' is the right length but doesn't match with the down clues I solved. Any ideas?

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  • Brother Enoch
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    I don't get these ones.

    Originally posted by Hans Landa View Post
    Why did the little girl shot the jew in the face?
    He stole her gold.
    Jews don't steal gold, they get it by disobeying God's Holy Word:

    Deuteronomy 23:19
    Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury:

    Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post
    oh, oh i made this one up!!!!

    What does Ann Frank and a gay person living in Freehold have in common?

    They're both DEAD once they come out of the closet!
    Dead to Christ, I assume you mean. And there are no gay people in Freehold and never have been!

    Gayism is a result of bad parenting, insufficient discipline and insufficient Bible instruction and a result of public schools. This leads susceptible children into choosing to embrace Satan and the gay deathstlye.That does not happen in Freehold. Not ever.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    I don't get it. Is the punchline coming in another post?

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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    I don't get it. I am doing Biblestudy for 4 hours, now i came here for a good laught and then that...
    I think i beat my wife now im pissed.

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by rub View Post
    "John Hagee, deemed one of the 20 most influential evangelical leaders in America, is an increasingly powerful, fast rising star on the Christian right who has built his career on aggressive support for the Israeli hard political right. "

    Is the Pastor a member in good standing with the LBC ?

    Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule.
    Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
    What does that tell you ?
    That you're smoking acid.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    I don't get it. Is the punchline coming in another post?

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • rub
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    "John Hagee, deemed one of the 20 most influential evangelical leaders in America, is an increasingly powerful, fast rising star on the Christian right who has built his career on aggressive support for the Israeli hard political right. "

    Is the Pastor a member in good standing with the LBC ?

    Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule.
    Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
    What does that tell you ?

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