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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307
    #4636
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Mr.Warren View Post
    Charleston Chew
    Chewbacka - (big hairy alien wukie)
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • MisterM
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 1480
        #4637
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Mr.Warren View Post
        Charleston Chew
        The Candy Man

        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236
            #4638
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
            The Candy Man
            Registered Sex Offender
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22355
                #4639
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Registered Sex Offender
                Bill Clinton
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #4640
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Bill Clinton
                    Satan incarnate
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14198
                        #4641
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        guess which one is different:

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #4642
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Um...

                            Sorry, I can't see any difference.

                            Can you give me a hint?
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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22355
                                #4643
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Satan incarnate
                                Pope Benedict XVI

                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 1307
                                    #4644
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                    Pope Benedict XVI

                                    The totally least attractive person in world
                                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                      • Jo Freddie
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 6339
                                        #4645
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                        The totally least attractive person in world
                                        Chubby Flint
                                        Posted via Pasta

                                        True Pastafarian™

                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                                          • MitzaLizalor
                                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 14198
                                            #4646
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                            The totally least attractive person in world
                                            Charles Taze Russell







                                            some men just keep popping up

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                                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 1307
                                                #4647
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                [men just keep popping up [/COLOR]

                                                Men can't think of nothing else I'm afraid.
                                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 14198
                                                    #4648
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                    Men can't think of nothing else I'm afraid.
                                                    Heathen sex orgy
                                                    Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 05-31-2011, 01:42 PM. Reason: REMOVE THE WORD "SEX"

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                                                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 1307
                                                        #4649
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                        Heathen sex orgy
                                                        Sounds...awful
                                                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                          • Jo Freddie
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 6339
                                                            #4650
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                            Sounds...awful
                                                            Chubby Flint's sermons
                                                            Posted via Pasta

                                                            True Pastafarian™

                                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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