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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #4591
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    A woman who keeps her mouth shut.
    science fiction
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #4592
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        science fiction
        All secular science is fiction.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
            Claims not to be a dago slut
            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
            • Mar 2011
            • 1307
            #4593
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            A woman who keeps her mouth shut.
            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912
                #4594
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1307
                    #4595
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                      • Richard Bancroft
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2011
                        • 107
                        #4596
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                        2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                        On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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                          • MisterM
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1480
                            #4597
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Richard Bancroft View Post
                            Fake football
                            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339
                                #4598
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                                Fake football
                                NFL
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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #4599
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                                    Fake football
                                    UnAmerican activities
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 4836
                                        #4600
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        UnAmerican activities
                                        Balanced diet
                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                          • PetitionLady
                                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 883
                                            #4601
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                            Balanced diet
                                            steak
                                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                            ~Matt. 10:33
                                            ~~~~~~~
                                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                              • Titus Templeton
                                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                Jesus macht frei
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 5912
                                                #4602
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                steak
                                                Big King XXL
                                                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                -Holocaust Jokes
                                                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10049
                                                    #4603
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    XXX videos


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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22355
                                                        #4604
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                        XXX videos
                                                        The Disney channel
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10049
                                                            #4605
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            kiddie porn


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