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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #11686
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
    Atheists
    Yet to discover the Glory of Noodles.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #11687
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Noodles.
      Filthy ethnic food
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #11688
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Filthy ethnic food
        Cats

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #11689
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Cats
          Bastet
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #11690
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Bastet
            Bubastis
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #11691
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Bubastis
              Beth-el
              Posted via Pasta

              True Pastafarian™

              May my Sauce be with you!
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              The Loose Canon - HTML version
              Loose Canon Fan Page
              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
              I have been to The Volcano!

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #11692
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Beth-el
                Kon-El
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #11693
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  Kon-El
                  Marine Boy
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
                  Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                  The Loose Canon - HTML version
                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #11694
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #11695
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

                      Most useless power.
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Comment

                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #11696
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                        Most useless power.
                        Super uninteligence (A Power shared by most the Pastors here)
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

                        Comment

                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063

                          #11697
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Super uninteligence (A Power shared by most the Pastors here)
                          The proportional strength and speed of a walrus.
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                          Comment

                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78553

                            #11698
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            The proportional strength and speed of a walrus.
                            Walrus roast
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #11699
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              The proportional strength and speed of a walrus.
                              Carpenter
                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

                              Comment

                              • Adam Fag
                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 614

                                #11700
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Owl
                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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