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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #11626
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Major depressive disorder
    Condition people have after one of Zekie Boy's sermons.
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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      • Sep 2010
      • 14152

      #11627
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Condition people have after one of Zekie Boy's sermons.
      Joy

      He's going to make a wonderful husband

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #11628
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        He's going to make a wonderful husband
        Eventually
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #11629
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          Eventually
          When interracial same sex marriage becomes legal in Freehold.
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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #11630
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            When interracial same sex marriage becomes legal in Freehold.
            When Swindon becomes an interesting town.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #11631
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Swindon
              Nigel

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14152

                #11632
                Why is Jo Freddie

                I think it is lovely that Rev'd Flint respects his fiancée's body and does not go off grubbing around like is advocated by harlots such as you find under the jolly roger obliged to perform even worse than you could think up for yourself done like floozies on the high sea with no-one to turn to you'd just have to do whatever they said yes there probably is a certain type of woman who'd sign up for that like a shot but Miss Johnson is not one of them and I respect her respect for him and his for our Lord by whom we have eternal life.

                My word is disgusting piratic insinuations can't you think of anything else it just revolts me I am going to do some sewing

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #11633
                  Re: Why is Jo Freddie

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  I think it is lovely that Rev'd Flint respects his fiancée's body and does not go off grubbing around like is advocated by harlots such as you find under the jolly roger obliged to perform even worse than you could think up for yourself done like floozies on the high sea with no-one to turn to you'd just have to do whatever they said yes there probably is a certain type of woman who'd sign up for that like a shot but Miss Johnson is not one of them and I respect her respect for him and his for our Lord by whom we have eternal life.

                  My word is disgusting piratic insinuations can't you think of anything else it just revolts me I am going to do some sewing
                  Amen!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #11634
                    Re: Why is Jo Freddie

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    I think it is lovely that Zekie Boy respects his fiancée's body
                    He may respect Ms Johnson's body, and to be honset what is not to respect in that department, Ms Johnson if a fine looking woman,

                    but the way Zekie Boy has been stringing her along all these years show that he has NO RESPECT for the person of Ms Johnson. Sure he tries to distract her by fixing the Best Pies in Freehold competition each year so she wins, sure he pie is OK but they a little dry and lacks some of the flavor of Felicity's delicious moist pie.

                    If he really respected her he would let her find a life partner who can actually give her what she needs and is capable of committing to her and is not just going to string her along until she is Old and Grey.
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11635
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Noe after that distraction can we please get back on topic!
                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #11636
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Amen!
                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Noe after that distraction can we please get back on topic!
                        The word is: AMEN!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #11637
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The word is: AMEN!
                          I think you with find that was in a post tilled "Re: Why is Jo Freddie"
                          The last post tilled "Re: True Christian™ Word Association" was...
                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #11638
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            It also says TRUE CHRISTIAN(tm) Word Association at the top of this thread. Since you are NOT a True Christian(tm) but in fact are a smelly, immoral pirate drunk on drugs most likely, you will kindly piss off.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #11639
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              It also says TRUE CHRISTIAN™ Word Association at the top of this thread.
                              That it does Zekie Boy, but it was still a reply to Matzo going off on one of her many tangential distractions and not part of the actual topic.

                              Interesting to note that you did not dispute what I had to say about the comparative merits of Ms Johnson and Felicity's pies.

                              Now are you going to continue to try and drive this thread off topic or can we get back to True Christian™ Word Association?

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #11640
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                AMEN!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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