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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2686
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    Pastor Ezekiel
    Clinically Obese
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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #2687
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Clinically Obese
      Luciano Pavarotti
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #2688
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
        Luciano Pavarotti
        Darwin
        Posted via Pasta

        True Pastafarian™

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        • Dr. Isaiah Jones
          Christ's Antiquarius
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 736

          #2689
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Monkey-worshiper
          How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
          The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
          How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
          God HATES Carbon Dating

          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #2690
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
            Monkey-worshiper
            Barack (monkeyboy) Obama
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #2691
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Barack (monkeyboy) Obama
              Kenya.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29445

                #2692
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Kenya.
                Yup, pretty sure I can.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Living_Water
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 151

                  #2693
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Kenya.
                  Ken Lee

                  Revelation 22:1:
                  And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #2694
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Living_Water View Post
                    Ken Lee
                    Slants
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #2695
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Slants
                      Ornamentals

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #2696
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                        Ornamentals
                        Mount Horeb
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                        Comment

                        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                          Claims not to be a dago slut
                          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1307

                          #2697
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Mount Horeb
                          Mount horses (¿montar a caballo?)
                          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

                          Comment

                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #2698
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                            Mount horses (¿montar a caballo?)
                            Alan Strang
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                            • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                              Christ's Antiquarius
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 736

                              #2699
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Alan Strang
                              Satan
                              How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                              The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                              How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                              God HATES Carbon Dating

                              2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

                              Comment

                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #2700
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                                Satan
                                Bogeyman
                                Posted via Pasta

                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                I have been to The Volcano!

                                Comment

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