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Re: True Christian™ Word Association
Is this Jeopardy?Originally posted by Born Again Bob View PostMale menopause
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"What men do when wifes act up" they men-o-pause. I go down to Bubba and Flo's roadhouse myself...Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostDouble
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Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Vlad (I wish that fellow would come back to us...I hope he hasn't lost his faith in the Lord or ended up back in jail...or worse)Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View PostVodka - (
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)Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Fuel for being a harlotOriginally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View PostVodka - (
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)[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
PALIN/BACHMAN 2016
With their husbands permission of course
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The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
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The OsmondsOriginally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View PostMormons
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Permanent hearing damageOriginally posted by Jack O'fagan View PostThe Osmonds5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Don't tell me I am schizophrenic, just because I hear the voice of God.
(1 Timothy 2:12) (King James Version): But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Amen,
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Our next word is.......Originally posted by Tea_Party_Minister View PostDon't tell me I am schizophrenic, just because I [I THINK ] I hear the voice of God.
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