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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6574

    #1

    Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

    Friends, I want to save some sinners. Not just ordinary run-of-the-mill sinners:, no, today I'm in the mood for something nasty. So, I'm going to fill this thread with nasty sinner search terms. Maybe some degenerate will type "bhutto upskirt" or "Chealsea Clinton secret sex tape" or "Jame Lynn Spears double penetration" and then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, and end up having their tarnished souls saved!

    Okay, let's get started:

    "Best toilet stall sex in San Fransisco"
    "high school musical nude scene"
    "Hillary Clinton nipple slip"
    "Hermiony Granger spanking"
    "anything from Japan"

    Ok, I'm out of ideas for now.
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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

    "Atheist Disprove Jesus' Existence!"
    "Hillary pregnant: With Obama's Child!"
    "Free Money!"
    "Proof of Evolution" (Jesus forgive me!)
    "Tupac Alive"
    "Lindsay Lohan fake boobs"
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

      "Hillary Clinton serial killings."
      "Brittany Speers accepts Jesus."
      "The Christopher Hutchins ten step recovery program"

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

      Hot Must ReadThreads!


      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

        "Richard Dawkins Monkey Orgy Sexcapades"
        "Richard Dawkins Monkey Worship Black Mass"
        "Richard Dawkins Monkey Wedding Secret Tapes"
        "Richard Dawkins Secret Monkey Child First Photos"

        I could go on and on....
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ahimaaz Smith
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 2549

          #5
          Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

          Excellent idea as always, Brother Jeb. Anything with the word donkeyfodder should do the trick.

          Note: select the text above with your cursor to reveal the hidden message. Be forewarned, though, it's not something I recommend for those with delicate stomaches.

          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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          • Bertus
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2008
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

            High!

            Im Bertus from The Hollands and I came here after search in google for "geil clinton upskirt nat slipje". I see you like prono as wel great! You can cal me Bertje by the wey.

            Doe I have to pay for seeing the foto's? Is Titting just female rubbing brests or is there more? How much cost? Can you give me the info thanks?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

              Originally posted by Bertus View Post
              High!

              Im Bertus from The Hollands and I came here after search in google for "geil clinton upskirt nat slipje". I see you like prono as wel great! You can cal me Bertje by the wey.

              Doe I have to pay for seeing the foto's? Is Titting just female rubbing brests or is there more? How much cost? Can you give me the info thanks?
              You filthy little degenerate! Is that all you porn-loving Dutch ever think about?

              This is a TRUE CHRISTIAN™ forum perv-boy, so you won't see any skin here, except for the glowing white face of our Lord Jesus. Never heard of him I'll bet. You don't even have the common decency to speak God's favorite language (American)!

              Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page, and send all the U.S. Dollars that you can lay your Godless eurotrash hands on, and I guarantee that you'll see something angelic.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Bertus
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2008
                • 2

                #8
                Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                [quote=Pastor Ezekiel;128117]You filthy little degenerate! Is that all you porn-loving Dutch ever think about?
                [/qoote]

                Why angry ? Yes, porn is wat Im looking for, like the Jeb guy above. Wife is gone shopping in Utrecht with friend so I have time know. Porn is good for the prostrate.

                This is a TRUE CHRISTIAN™ forum perv-boy, so you won't see any skin here, except for the glowing white face of our Lord Jesus. Never heard of him I'll bet. You don't even have the common decency to speak God's favorite language (American)!
                My english is good already ja. I don't like flikker porn or Jezus porn, we call that gesodemieter. Why I end here?

                Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page, and send all the U.S. Dollars that you can lay your Godless eurotrash hands on, and I guarantee that you'll see something angelic.
                I first want to see previeuw. Most sights give that for free. Kijke nie kope. Angelic is anime right?

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #9
                  Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                  Originally posted by Bertus View Post
                  High!

                  Im Bertus from The Hollands and I came here after search in google for "geil clinton upskirt nat slipje".
                  Friend there are sick people and then there are disgusting people. Searching for porn is bad enough; searching for pictures of what's up Hillary's skirt goes beyond good taste.

                  I bet her cooter has that same war zone look to it that Brittney had. Demoncrats don't care who they have sex with; it's all part of their political agenda.

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6574

                    #10
                    Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                    Glorius! Our efforts have reeled in an Arab and and even a european of some sort. This really works!

                    "Rudy Guiliani upskirt"
                    "Lizza mcguire and miranda lesbian scene"
                    "Hanna Montana downshirt"
                    "Jenna Bush sex video"
                    "Anything to do with amsterdam"
                    "Mitt Romney's wives spermswapping"
                    "Argentine president nude"
                    "Arab girl flashing ankles"
                    "Camel bukkake"
                    "hairiest armpit in Belgum"
                    "Micheal Moore bum-cleavage"
                    "Madalene Albright wardrobe malfunction"
                    "Sailor Moon tentacled-raped by Totaro"
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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Friend there are sick people and then there are disgusting people. Searching for porn is bad enough; searching for pictures of what's up Hillary's skirt goes beyond good taste.
                      Brother Deaner, that's the kind of people I have to deal with on a daily basis. Try converting filth like that, it really isn't a picnic.

                      I bet her cooter has that same war zone look to it that Brittney had.
                      Don't remind me of the BritBrit cooter please. It's enough to make a grown man cry. It looks like it went through a giant meatgrinder.

                      Although I did hear she managed to go incognito and escape the paperazzi last week, by simply wearing knickers.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Jewsef
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 90

                        #12
                        Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                        Originally posted by Bertus View Post
                        High!

                        Im Bertus from The Hollands and I came here after search in google for "geil clinton upskirt nat slipje". I see you like prono as wel great! You can cal me Bertje by the wey.

                        Doe I have to pay for seeing the foto's? Is Titting just female rubbing brests or is there more? How much cost? Can you give me the info thanks?

                        I have a knickers warn by Fatima (may peache within her). I sent you one after a quality donation to my account
                        Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                        • lord warrior
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 406

                          #13
                          Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                          how bout

                          little lolita's for sale
                          young girls underwear
                          Emma Watson bikini shots
                          Harry Potter nude
                          Chelsea Clinton's lez sex tape
                          Alter boys naked for the church

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                          • Duvenoy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 25

                            #14
                            Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                            Barbera Streisand's vaginal nose job.
                            Former jailbait twins, hot&white
                            Linsey Lohan's Satan's finger
                            Bill Gates' porn stash.
                            John Edwards' porn stash
                            Stewie Griffin's porn stash
                            SALE!! 50% off on all vibrators!
                            Kent Hovind bondage

                            But enough of tempting the demons.....

                            doov
                            "They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." Mark 16

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                            • Miss Maisie
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1189

                              #15
                              Re: Contest: best google-trap for digusting sinners

                              'Hermione Granger does Harry Potter'
                              'Hermione Granger does Ronald Weasley'
                              'Hermione Granger does Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley and Draco Malfoy'
                              'Hermione Granger'
                              'Christianity based on Judaism and Paganism'
                              'The God Delusion'
                              'Evolution disproves the bible'
                              'Star Trek'

                              Disgusting, those heathen ideas.
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