My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

[Cranky Old Man]

One of my grandsons did something useful for a change. His father finally started to apply the rod on that chap and he has improved greatly because of this. Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

As I am completely free of sin, I always sleep very well. So to rise at 5 am I always need a proper alarm clock. 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

This is the alarm clock my grandson made me:


It wakes me up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon! His mother is a complete idiot so I never expected this from him.

[OnTrackToHeaven]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

That is a very smart idea! I wake my husband up to the exact same thing, only the actual thing! Not just the smell.

I ask God every night to wake me up at 4am, so I can start my daily prayers and serving my husband, and sure enough, at 4am each morning, I wake up!

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

I think it's wonderful that your grandson is so thoughtful to slide his slender pork strip into your box each morning. What a wonderful way to wake up! Hosanna In The Highest!

Serving Up The Blood Of Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

I think it's wonderful that your grandson is so thoughtful to slide his slender pork strip into your box each morning. What a wonderful way to wake up! Hosanna In The Highest!

Serving Up The Blood Of Jesus,
Harry Lester

Sounds like you are subtly questioning the quality of COM's grandson's Pork Strip there Harry.

[Bible Student]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

One of my grandsons did something useful for a change. His father finally started to apply the rod on that chap and he has improved greatly because of this. Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

As I am completely free of sin, I always sleep very well. So to rise at 5 am I always need a proper alarm clock. 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

This is the alarm clock my grandson made me:


It wakes me up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon! His mother is a complete idiot so I never expected this from him.

That is a really terrific gift. If your grandson ever needs a trade, I have an idea.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

Sounds like you are subtly questioning the quality of COM's grandson's Pork Strip there Harry.

Is bacon not thinly sliced? Even the thick-cut bacon is thin compared to, say, a pork chop.

Of course, Harry may have meant "tender pork strip".

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

What a wonderful gift.

I hope I will have a grandson, one day, which will make me a thing like that

Gods blessings.

Andre

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

Sounds like you are subtly questioning the quality of COM's grandson's Pork Strip there Harry.

Is bacon not thinly sliced? Even the thick-cut bacon is thin compared to, say, a pork chop.

Of course, Harry may have meant "tender pork strip".

I would never question the quality of a boy's gift of meat, and certainly never intended to imply his slab of pork would be anything less than 6.5" cut and thick.

Entering Through The Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

[GoinOnMern]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

Judging my your picture I'd say your Grandson needs to make you a razor and a hair comb

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My grandson made me this great alarm clock!

Judging my your picture I'd say your Grandson needs to make you a razor and a hair comb

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel