What not to wear: Visiting the White House

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

A group of teens from my congregation are visiting Washington, DC next week, including a tour of the White House! Lest they embarass the Lord, I have asked them to stop by and share what they will be wearing.

One young fellow couldn't understand why I thought this T-shirt design was inappropriate for such a visit.



I had to point out to him that the eyes look like a pair of pendulous . . . well, I won't say here. Obviously not appropriate to visit the President, whether he is the Beast of Revelation or not!

Do Landover kids ever show up innocently wearing completely inappropriate things?

[PetitionLady]

Re: What not to wear: Visiting the White House

A group of teens from my congregation are visiting Washington, DC next week, including a tour of the White House! Lest they embarass the Lord, I have asked them to stop by and share what they will be wearing.

One young fellow couldn't understand why I thought this T-shirt design was inappropriate for such a visit.



I had to point out to him that the eyes look like a pair of pendulous . . . well, I won't say here. Obviously not appropriate to visit the President, whether he is the Beast of Revelation or not!

Do Landover kids ever show up innocently wearing completely inappropriate things?

Reverend, I can only imagine the Godly children of Landover are always appropriate. Always.

My fear of attire at a White House visit would be a burka. That would make B. Hussein believe his plan has come to fruition. (And we can't have that.)

Thank you for such a thought-provoking question.

[Born Again Bob]

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SPANX! Trust me.
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[PetitionLady]

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SPANX! Trust me.
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Funny! It should be recommended to the First Lady, errr, ape.

[James Ussher]

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Be sure to lock your car, lest the Coonmander-in-chief tries to steal it (like he did the election).

I am praying for safe travel for your youth, Reverend! I'm sure they're fine, handsome young men, strong in their rock-hard belief for Jesus Christ!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Be sure to lock your car, lest the Coonmander-in-chief tries to steal it (like he did the election).

Sir, I hope that's not a racist crack. We do not tolerate racism on this forum.

I am praying for safe travel for your youth, Reverend! I'm sure they're fine, handsome young men, strong in their rock-hard belief for Jesus Christ!

Rock-hard they are, my friend. Every last one of them!

[James Ussher]

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Sir, I hope that's not a racist crack. We do not tolerate racism on this forum.

Oh my! Dreadfully sorry, I was speaking of COON Cheese™ (Australia's Tastiest Cheese!), but I can nonetheless see the possible misinterpretations and will take my lumps accordingly.

Nevertheless, I am so glad to hear the Word and Teachings of Jesus Christ hasn't been extinguished with the "young people" (a majority of whom are godless) and there are still supple and fit young men who will stand erect and fight against Godlessness! Praise be!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Oh my! Dreadfully sorry, I was speaking of COON Cheese™ (Australia's Tastiest Cheese!), but I can nonetheless see the possible misinterpretations and will take my lumps accordingly.

Nevertheless, I am so glad to hear the Word and Teachings of Jesus Christ hasn't been extinguished with the "young people" (a majority of whom are godless) and there are still supple and fit young men who will stand erect and fight against Godlessness! Praise be!

I can hardly imagine a fellow like yourself from Austria has ever heard coon used as a pejorative. That is a purely north American word as I have ever heard it used. You are fine, friend.

So tell us how you deal with the hordes of petrol huffing Abo savages that infest your cities. Has the huffing free petrol mitigated the problem?

[James Ussher]

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So tell us how you deal with the hordes of petrol huffing Abo savages that infest your cities. Has the huffing free petrol mitigated the problem?

Not at all! The petrol only fuels their animalistic savageness. For over two hundred years, people have tried in vain to bring civilization to these devils , but it just won't take. I myself doubt if they even have souls or are able to be Saved. They are savages to the very core and, frankly, need to find their own island.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So tell us how you deal with the hordes of petrol huffing Abo savages that infest your cities. Has the huffing free petrol mitigated the problem?

Wait . . . Australia has free petrol?!

[Born Again Bob]

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Wait . . . Australia has free petrol?!

Yes. Go there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What not to wear: Visiting the White House

Yes. Go there.