[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Worst pickup lines you've heard

"nice shoes, wanna **** ? (expletive deleted) - Heard from a liberal hippie in a starbucks 'cafe' to a 'goth' looking woman.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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"nice shoes, wanna **** ? (expletive deleted) - Heard from a liberal hippie in a starbucks 'cafe' to a 'goth' looking woman.

Was the expletive "latte"?

I hear they have a very sick meaning for that term.

[Mr. Johan Innocent]

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"I put the STD in "stud".. all I need is "U"!"

[Grace K]

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"Do you work at Little Ceasers? Because you're hot and I'm ready."

"You have 206 bones in your body..How about one more?"

"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock."

Those are some of the awful ones that people have used on me..
People have talked to me like I'm some slut- which I surely am not!!

[BelieverInGod]

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"Do you work at Little Ceasers? Because you're hot and I'm ready."

"You have 206 bones in your body..How about one more?"

"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock."

Those are some of the awful ones that people have used on me..
People have talked to me like I'm some slut- which I surely am not!!

Ah yes, the term slut. When I was younger I remember going through this scenario lots of times.

Boy (yes boy, too immature to be called a man): You want to "have sex" (not always that nice)
Me: NO!
Boy: SLUT!

Uh.... if I was a slut, wouldn't that meant I would have slept with them?

[ShoesThief]

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I don't see what girls complain about, boys have 8 periods a day- Kid next to me in senior Family Living

Which is your favorite star? Because mines right here-Guy saying to girl as my friends and I got out of a football game

[Grace K]

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Ah yes, the term slut. When I was younger I remember going through this scenario lots of times.

Boy (yes boy, too immature to be called a man): You want to "have sex" (not always that nice)
Me: NO!
Boy: SLUT!

Uh.... if I was a slut, wouldn't that meant I would have slept with them?

Exactly! I gave my phone number to someone who claimed that he couldn't understand parts of the Bible, so that we could discuss it and I got this:
Will you f*** me?

I ignored him and he then proceeded to give his friends my number. I got so many dirty comments, that I burned my phone and refuse to get another!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Exactly! I gave my phone number to someone who claimed that he couldn't understand parts of the Bible, so that we could discuss it and I got this:
Will you f*** me?

My niece had that happen once.

She gave the phone to her father (my brother). He texted back, "Hi, Joey. I'm Rebecca's father. She left her phone in my truck. I stand 6'2, 270 pounds, and work in construction. I'm proportionally built in ALL respects, if you get my drift. Is now good? I'm in my truck outside your house."

The boy never bothered Rebecca again.

[Grace K]

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My niece had that happen once.

She gave the phone to her father (my brother). He texted back, "Hi, Joey. I'm Rebecca's father. She left her phone in my truck. I stand 6'2, 270 pounds, and work in construction. I'm proportionally built in ALL respects, if you get my drift. Is now good? I'm in my truck outside your house."

The boy never bothered Rebecca again.

WOW! I wish I had someone who would be able to do that for me! I am so glad that Rebecca is no longer bothered by that..that...thing.

[BelieverInGod]

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My niece had that happen once.

She gave the phone to her father (my brother). He texted back, "Hi, Joey. I'm Rebecca's father. She left her phone in my truck. I stand 6'2, 270 pounds, and work in construction. I'm proportionally built in ALL respects, if you get my drift. Is now good? I'm in my truck outside your house."

The boy never bothered Rebecca again.

I've never understood giving kids a cell-phone.

[wait_what]

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"Do you have a keg in your pants? . . . Cuz I wanna tap that."

""Hey pretty thing, are you looking for a job?" "No." "Well I'd like to have you on my staff anyway!" - Pretty sure William Jefferson Clinton used this one more than once.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

"Baby if you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"F@%k me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gertrude?"

"Do you sleep on your stomach?" "No." "Can I?"

"Let's do some math! Add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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WOW! I wish I had someone who would be able to do that for me! I am so glad that Rebecca is no longer bothered by that..that...thing.

Yes, my brother (Sam) is a good man. Very protective of his property little girl.

Since North Salem is a small town, it was hard for Joey to avoid my brother. Eventually, Sam did corner him in an alley and give him a pretty good pounding, but after that -- once Joey learned a bit about respecting a man's daughter -- they got to be friends. Last summer they went on a fishing trip together, even.

Rebecca says Joey is a perfect gentleman around her AND all the other girls at school nowadays.

[Grace K]

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Yes, my brother (Sam) is a good man. Very protective of his property little girl.

Since North Salem is a small town, it was hard for Joey to avoid my brother. Eventually, Sam did corner him in an alley and give him a pretty good pounding, but after that -- once Joey learned a bit about respecting a man's daughter -- they got to be friends. Last summer they went on a fishing trip together, even.

Rebecca says Joey is a perfect gentleman around her AND all the other girls at school nowadays.

That is great!! Sam must have helped Joey find God. It sounds like he needed a good dose of reality..and God!

[crown33]

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The worst line I have heard is the one I have told once. Don't hate me people. I was still unaware of everything then. I got the line from here http://pickuplinesblog.com/ and I told her that she should marry me now or she won't have a chance later. And the best thing was that she reacted well

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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The worst line I have heard is the one I have told once. Don't hate me people. I was still unaware of everything then. I got the line from here <pornographic filth deleted> and I told her that she should marry me now or she won't have a chance later. And the best thing was that she reacted well

She only ran screaming from the bar, and didn't hit you with the pepper spray like the half-dozen before her?