[BelieverInGod]

Re: Worst pickup lines you've heard

She only ran screaming from the bar, and didn't hit you with the pepper spray like the half-dozen before her?

So now liebrals can't even talk to a woman without being told what to say on some internet board?

They really are getting exponentially stupider by the day.

[Flaggit]

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Girl, if you were my porch, I would take out all the nails and screw you.

[Schibbolet]

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I was foolish enough to go to the prom (I was sort of in love with a boy in my school) and this is what a 15 year old, very unchristian boy. (probably drunk) said to me:

"Screw the pick up lines, you wanna f***?"

Do I have to tell you that I left that prom and I asked my father to talk with the boy? Oh doesn't even look at me now, I think my father was really rough on him.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

I am sorry that your virgin Christian ears would have been exposed to that kind of evil and sinful talk and I hope that you have recovered now.

A person that I used to call a friend used the pickup line "Spread the legs woman, I want to know you" and it actually worked and he is now married to a harlot. :p Unfortunatly associating with a harlot means he will end up in hell... Proverbs 29:3

[Born Again Bob]

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"I run a little B&D in Napa Valley..."
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[BelieverInGod]

Re: Worst pickup lines you've heard

"I run a little B&D in Napa Valley..."
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Nappa Valley Nan is hitting on you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Worst pickup lines you've heard

Nappa Valley Man is hitting on you?

FTFY.

Girl, if you were my porch, I would take out all the nails and screw you.

I hear that's remarkably similar to Obama's marriage proposal. "Baby, if you be my porch, I be yo monkey!"

[wait_what]

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I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

[MitzaLizalor]

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guttural growls and whinings always revolt me - why can't they pry elsewhere?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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How about this one; "hey baby, I'm trying to find a nicer home for my crabs".

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The line “Do you like chicken? Try this, it’s foul.” was tried on Mrs Bathfire but some drunk staggering out of the bushes with his attire in disarray. The poison ivy poultice ensured it would never happen again. (Thank you Bobby-Joe and the Boys.)

[MitzaLizalor]

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Although I do not listen to goth music, I sometimes work that environment

Grunts is about as good as it gets - and I avoid talking to those obviously insane demoniacs. But they nevertheless attempt some sort of "approach" (if you could call it that) occasionally.

Someone asked me if I had died and offered mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

Now I always wear yellow at goth venues: it is VERY EFFECTIVE

Has anyone else discovered encountered any goth-specific mumblings?