Worst pickup lines you've heard

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I have witnessed in bars, truck stops, and all sorts of horrible places. As a result, I've heard many terrible "pickup lines" used by both men and women who don't have Jesus and want something to fill the void in their lives.

What's the lamest, or the most disturbing, you've heard?

Top of my list:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Lycia The Repentant]

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"It's minimum wage, but at least it's under the table".

[James Hutchins]

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'Pardon me but you smell just like my dear departed grandmother'

[Benedict A. Davis]

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"I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away"

Dick Cheney, Haliburton Christmas Party 2006

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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"Your teeth are like stars . . . They come out every night!"

[BelieverInGod]

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As a Christian woman you have to obey men, so sleep with me now!

That was on a first date I can tell you there wasn't a second.

[Twiggy]

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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Stupid man.

[Pure_Angel]

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I was foolish enough to go to the prom (I was sort of in love with a boy in my school) and this is what a 15 year old, very unchristian boy. (probably drunk) said to me:

"Screw the pick up lines, you wanna f***?"

Do I have to tell you that I left that prom and I asked my father to talk with the boy? Oh doesn't even look at me now, I think my father was really rough on him.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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In my youth, I was once, much to my own confusion and horror, hit upon by a homerbisexual. This was outside one of those metrosexual Starbucks places and this obvious gay, mistaking me for potential customer, said:

"Lattés are like half off dude. You should totally go and get one."

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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As a Christian woman you have to obey men, so sleep with me now!

That was on a first date I can tell you there wasn't a second.

Because you got married right away, right?

[Bobby-Joe]

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"Oh course hon, I am a real woman"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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As a Christian woman you have to obey men, so sleep with me now!

That was on a first date I can tell you there wasn't a second.

He was obviously unsaved.

[Alphonse Alban]

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"Do you pray here often?"

[BelieverInGod]

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Because you got married right away, right?

Of course not! I was foolish enough to use a "christian" dating site. The men on there were not True Christians™ they were idiots who thought that they could get an "easy lay" from desperate Christian women.

I actually met my husband by literally bumping into him. He was behind me at a store and I stepped back to leave and stepped on his foot. God works in mysterious ways.

[Born Again Bob]

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"I overheard your joke about being a eunuch -- what a cut-up! Can you imagine?"
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