The amazing quiz!

**Brother V** · 01-23-2008, 10:20 PM

Re: The amazing quiz!

Originally posted by bluefire View Post

Answer the following questions. Be as honest as possible... unless you are a compulsive liar in which case you're excused.

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Vanilla
4. I don't think of Lemons.
5. Mitzvot
6. No.
7. 0
8. see 6 and 7.
9. hmmm, that's an interesting question. OT laws don't seem to forbid it, if the girl has already lost her virginity; additionally, if the person is of a different country/race, then they aren't beholden to the law. So, I'd have to say it's ok.
10. I enjoy Noah's story more than Adam's.
11. no
12. Creation in the 21st Century, on TBN on Tuesday night at 6 central time.
13. Because He Lives; because He lives, I can see tomorrow; because He lives, all fear is gone; because I know, he holds the future, and life is worth the living, just because He lives.
14. Fried Baloney, with fresh onion and mayo.
15. 7-7-7
16. God
17. I don't hate, i have less love.
18. red, the colour of Jesus blood.
19. I love everyone other than God equally.
20. uh.. sure
21. My mother
22. the pirate
23. may
24. no
25. no
26. black
27. True Christian(tm) Nitric Oxide

YIC
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**Bobby-Joe** · 01-23-2008, 11:06 PM

Re: The amazing quiz!

Originally posted by bluefire View Post

Answer the following questions. Be as honest as possible... unless you are a compulsive liar in which case you're excused.

1) Do you believe in God?
Yes.

2) Have you accepted Jesus?
Yes.

3) What is your faveorite ice-cream?
Vanilla

4) What do you think of lemons?
Tools of Satan. I would also add this goes for pepper too.

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?
The Bible as the law of the land.

6) Do you have any secrets?
According to my lawyer; no.

7) Roughly how many?
See answer number 6 or talk to my lawyer.

8) Tell us one!
See answer number 6 or talk to my lawyer.

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?
No.

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?
Noah, because Noah got to see God's justice being done to the sinful.

11) Do you watch television alot?
No. Just Freehold cable TV

12) If so what is your faveorite programme?
Pastor Zeke's Daily Prayer Hammer Hour.

13) What is your faveorite song? Tell us your faveorite line...
I don't really have one.

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?
American cheese on white bread toast.

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?
I don't gamble

16) What do you love most?
Jesus

17) What do you hate most?
Satan, in the form of atheists, secularists, Democrats and Hillary Clinton.

18) What's your faveorite colour?
White

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)
GW Bush

20) Do you like flowers?
Why? Flowers can't save me from Hell. Flowers did not die for my sins.

21) Who did you last kiss?
My wife before she went insane. I never kiss mother since that would be incest.

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?
This

23) When is your birthday?
July

24) Are you married/partnered?
Yes

25) Have children? How many?
No children.

26) What colour are your faveorite socks?
White tube socks

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?
TRUE Christian(tm)

**Hitoshi** · 01-24-2008, 12:22 AM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1) Do you believe in God?
I believe in many god

2) Have you accepted Jesus?
no

3) What is your faveorite ice-cream?
sanma aisu (is fish ice cream)

4) What do you think of lemons?
is yummy for add to tea

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?
for make prostitution legal

6) Do you have any secrets?
yes

7) Roughly how many?
too many for count

8) Tell us one!
I am sometime tuck my genital between my leg for pretend I am girl

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?
is better than ok is fantastic!

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?
I am not know who are these people maybe last name is help

11) Do you watch television alot?
yes

12) If so what is your faveorite programme?
General Hospital

13) What is your faveorite song? Tell us your faveorite line...
Whitney houston "so emotional"

I gotta watch you walk in the room, baby
I gotta watch you walk out
I like the animal way you move
and when you talk I just watch your mouth
I remember the way that we touched I wish I didnt like it so much
I get so emotional, baby
every time I think of you
I get so emotional, baby
aint it shocking what love can do

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?
I am like Subway, tonkatsu and yummy squid sandwich

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?
I am not understand dummy question

16) What do you love most?
ladies who easy put out

17) What do you hate most?
cockblockers

18) What's your faveorite colour?
green

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)
pamala anderson

20) Do you like flowers?
I am love flower! I am enjoy flower arrangement

21) Who did you last kiss?
myself in mirror for practise

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?
best smilie is on face of girl when I am make her "reach potential" if you know what I am mean

23) When is your birthday?
was last week thank a lot guys for nothing okay

24) Are you married/partnered?
I have been tie down many time but not in sense of get married

25) Have children? How many?
no I am always make sure "my son is wear his coat" if you are know what I mean

26) What colour are your faveorite socks?
I am have stripe sock like these that fit toes like glove (is soooo comfy!)

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?
if I am alone is "wax on wax off"
if with girl "paint the fence"

**SalvationSeeker** · 01-24-2008, 11:22 AM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1) Do you believe in God?
Yes.

2) Have you accepted Jesus?
Yes.

3) What is your faveorite ice-cream?
Vanilla.

4) What do you think of lemons?
I don't.

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?
I'd prefer if the ENTIRE Bible was made law. But failing that and I have to pick only one:
Death penalty for men who sleeps with men. (Leviticus 20:13)
That's a good start to get this country back on it's feet I think.

6) Do you have any secrets?
Not really, but there are things I can't tell YOU, since you are unsaved.

7) Roughly how many?
See above.

8) Tell us one!
See #6

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?
With a concubine, sure. Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines..
And in the end, it was his wifes that turned him away from God!
(1 Kings 11:3-5)

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?
Noah.

11) Do you watch television alot?
No, I only watch the Freehold Cable.

12) If so what is your faveorite programme?
Can't think of one.. It's all good.

13) What is your faveorite song? Tell us your faveorite line...
Don't listen to music much. My "favourite lines" are found in the Holy Bible.

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?
Hamburgers?

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?
Gambling is a sin!

16) What do you love most?
God.

17) What do you hate most?
Sinners who hate God. (Psalm 139:21)

18) What's your faveorite colour?
Red. Can't you tell?

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)
If God/Jesus is excluded then I can't answer this question.

20) Do you like flowers?
Not really. That's for women and homers.

21) Who did you last kiss?
Why do you care, pervert?

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?

23) When is your birthday?
15 July.

24) Are you married/partnered?
Not quite.

25) Have children? How many?
I'm ashamed to admit it - But I have a bastard "son" from before I was saved.

He's going to burn in hell obviously, so I had him castrated so he can't damn 10 generations.

26) What colour are your faveorite socks?
Black.

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?
Saved!

**The Absurdist** · 01-24-2008, 03:43 PM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1: Somehow
2: Seems to have been a good guy
3: Butterscotch, or chocolate
4: Erhm... Great for lemonade

5: Dunno
6: Yes, like everyone
7: A lot, like everyone
8: Bruised my mom's car, still haven't told her ahah
9: Yes, but I don't like things like one-night, fuckfriends and those stuff
10: Noah, the great pirate, yarrr
11: Not a lot, but quite yes
12: Don't have one, just watching what is passing on
13: Hard one... Have like 130+ cds...
14: Tuna + mayo

15: No lottery, stupid way to waste money
16: Truth
17: Lies
18: I'm colorblind, so I prefer black
19: So far, nobody. But I respect a lot of peoples
20: "Painting flowers white never suited my palet"
21: A girl, wich I almost dated, but she was using too much drugs for me to handle lol
22: Pirate! Yaarrrrr
23: February 31st
24: No
25: No
26: Lol, black
27: ehm... Absurd =D

**Unfalsifiable** · 01-24-2008, 05:15 PM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1) Do you believe in God?

Yes

2) Have you accepted Jesus?

Yes

3) What is your faveorite ice-cream?

Chocolate

4) What do you think of lemons?

When used with caution they can be extremely good. However used wantonly they can be disastrous.

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?

I'm not really sure. Most things I abhor are illegal.

6) Do you have any secrets?

Yes

7) Roughly how many?

I said yes on a basis of probability, so I don't actually know.

8) Tell us one!

A logically impossible task.

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?

No

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?

Impartial

11) Do you watch television alot?

No

12) If so what is your faveorite programme?

Jeremy Kyle

13) What is your faveorite song? Tell us your faveorite line...

Reliant K - Be My Escape "I---Iah Gotta get out of here, and I'm begging you, begging you to be my escape" - Asking Jesus to save him.

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?

I don't feel qualified to answer that.

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?

Same as (14)

16) What do you love most?

God

17) What do you hate most?

Alton Towers, ever been there? Don't go.

18) What's your faveorite colour?

I'm thinking blue

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)

Creations of God

20) Do you like flowers?

Yes

21) Who did you last kiss?

My girlfriend

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?

There is no difference to me

23) When is your birthday?

Asking me for a future date is rather useless, I was born around 19 years ago

24) Are you married/partnered?

No

25) Have children? How many?

No/0

26) What colour are your faveorite socks?

Seems like an arbitrary question, white?

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?[/quote]

Religious Philosopher

**~~DJ Troll~~** · 01-24-2008, 10:18 PM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1) Do you believe in God?
kinda
2) Have you accepted Jesus?
when I was a child
3) What is your faveorite ice-cream?
Rocky Road
4) What do you think of lemons?
I like to eat raw lemons, skin and all
5) If you could pass one law for the country you live in to abide by what would it be?
ban all lobbyists (they're destroying America!)
6) Do you have any secrets?
yes
7) Roughly how many?
i dunno
8) Tell us one!
you wish
9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?
yes
10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?
Santa Claus
11) Do you watch television alot?
yes
12) If so what is your faveorite programme?
The Simpsons
13) What is your faveorite song? Tell us your faveorite line...
"Cowgirl" by Underworld
"I wanna giver you everything
I wanna give you energy
I wanna give you everything
Everythng
Everything
Everything"
14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?
grilled chese with a glass of milk and tomato soup
15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?
666
16) What do you love most?
my wife
17) What do you hate most?
cold weather
18) What's your faveorite colour?
dark green
19) Who do you love most ?
my wife
20) Do you like flowers?
yes
21) Who did you last kiss?
my wife
22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?

23) When is your birthday?
july
24) Are you married/partnered?
married 6 1/2 years
25) Have children? How many?
none
26) What colour are your faveorite socks?
white

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?
complicated

**JennyD** · 01-28-2008, 10:53 PM

Re: The amazing quiz!

Originally posted by tLakota View Post

17) What do you hate most?
Other humans' biased judgement

AMEN, sister!

I agree wholeheartedly! It's horrifying when those atheists, agnostics, and Unitarian Unicyclists come into God's Favorite Forum and try to judge True Christians(tm) with their sickening secular standards!

**Mrs. Mary Whitford** · 01-29-2008, 12:46 AM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1) Do you believe in God?
Of course!

2) Have you accepted Jesus?
Of course!

3) What is your faveorite ice-cream?
Vanilla

4) What do you think of lemons?
God wouldn't have invented them if He didn't want us to make lemon meringue pie.

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?
That the Bible must be followed to the letter.

6) Do you have any secrets?
It's impossible to keep secrets from God.

7) Roughly how many?
See above.

8) Tell us one!
See above.

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

So, obviously not.

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?
That's like asking who my favorite grandparent is. We are all descended from both of them.

11) Do you watch television a lot?
Unfortunately I watch more than I would like (the 700 Club is good enough for me), but I have been assigned many secular shows to keep track of how much filth and anti-Christian bigotry gets broadcast.

12) If so what is your faveorite program?
The 700 Club

13) What is your faveorite song? Tell us your faveorite line...
By the way, the word is "favorite". Even the Godly Brits and Canuckistanis spell it "favourite". As for my favorite song, it's "Onward, Christian Soldiers" and I find the whole thing inspiring.

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?
Baloney and mayonnaise on white.

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?
Jesus.

16) What do you love most?
The Bible.

17) What do you hate most?
Sin.

18) What's your faveorite (seriously now) colour?
White.

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)
My husband, Mr. Whitford.

20) Do you like flowers?
Yes.

21) Who did you last kiss?
Why must you ask such a smutty question?

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?

23) When is your birthday?
You can attempt identity theft somewhere else, thank you very much.

24) Are you married/partnered?
I don't get how these two words warrant a slash. You're either married, or you've been promoted in a law firm? That makes no sense. But I can tell you I am married and I don't have a law degree.

25) Have children? How many?
Not yet.

26) What colour are your faveorite (that's it, you're getting an infraction) socks?
I don't wear socks. They're for men and bulldykes.

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?
Glory bound.

**Cheshire** · 01-29-2008, 02:40 AM

Re: The amazing quiz!

1) Of course. Do you?
2) Yes... Have you?

3) Chocolate.
4) Only good for pie.
5) Everyone must be True Christian.
6) yes.
7)I don't count them.
8) ...Why?
9) NO.
10) Noah.
11) Only to see the news and baking shows.
12) CNN.
13) I don't listen to music.
14) Turkey, with a garnish of cranbery sauce on white bread.
15) Not telling.
16) Jesus, and God.
17) .......Satan.
18) Purple.
19) William.
20) Sometimes.
21) William.

Are you accusing me of adultery??
22)

23) ....Why should I tell you?
24) Yes.
25) No, but when William gets back I'm going to be pregnant.
26) White,with a green stripe.
27) God Fearing.

**JennyD** · 01-29-2008, 03:37 AM

Re: The amazing quiz!

Oh, why not . . . Though I can't for the life of me see what makes this quiz amazing.

Amazingly dull, perhaps.

1) Do you believe in God?

Well, duh.

2) Have you accepted Jesus?

See above.

3) What is your favorite ice-cream?

Green & Black's Dark Chocolate. It's the closest I get to sin.

4) What do you think of lemons?

Lemons are the perfect fruit. Not only do they prevent scurvy, but they are just the right size to hurl at pro-choice, homersexual, and feminazi rallyists. As an added bonus, if you cut little slits in them, they squirt out juice which irritates the eyes of those vile heathens nearly as much as their defiance of God's Laws irritate His eyes!

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?

God's Law. That's why I've chosen a particular candidate for President.

6) Do you have any secrets?

No. My life is an open book, though it is far more "Little Women" than "Girls of Cellblock Six". Sorry if that disappoints you.

7) Roughly how many?

Roughly zero.

8) Tell us one!

I have no secrets.

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?

No. Sister M&Ms addressed this completely, I see no reason to repeat her perfect answer.

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?

Noah. He was just. Adam got us thrown out of the Garden of Eden and introduced evil to the world by eating an apple.

11) Do you watch television alot?

No. Nor do I watch television a lot.

12) If so what is your favorite programme?

N/A

13) What is your favorite song? Tell us your favorite line...

"Jesus loves me, this I know, sends the heathens down below . . ."

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?

White-meat chicken with avocado and lettuce.

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?

I don't gamble. That's why I praise Jesus every day; He's a sure thing!

16) What do you love most?

Jesus!

17) What do you hate most?

I'm torn between those who hate Jesus, and insipid online quizzes.

18) What's your favorite colour?

White, like the pure light of Jesus.

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)

I believe you mean "whom". The Holy Spirit, who else?

20) Do you like flowers?

I like all expressions of God's Love and Beauty in the universe. Even parasitic wasps, which lay their eggs in caterpillars so that their larvae can eat the caterpillars alive.

21) Who did you last kiss?

I believe you mean "whom". And it was little David, the 9-year-old boy to whom I am governess. And it was an appropriate, motherly kiss on the forehead, so get your filthy mind out of the gutter!

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?

Since there are only two, neither can be best. One can be better than the other, but a comparison among three or more is required for one to be deemed best.

That said, the better smilie is purely context-driven. What do I wish to communicate with the smilie? Am I describing a Pastafarian or a butt-pirate? The first. Am I describing a burqa-clad Islamofascist suicide bomberess or a ninja or Hitoshi playing dress-up? The second.

23) When is your birthday?

Right around the day I was born.

24) Are you married/partnered?

No. I've yet to find the right Godly Christian gentleman.

25) Have children? How many?

No. I already told you, I'm not married. But I am raising a fine Christian boy named David for degenerate (but wealthy) hippies.

26) What colour are your favorite socks?

Ladies wear hose, not socks.

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?

True Christian™

**tLakota** · 01-29-2008, 05:03 AM

Re: The amazing quiz!

Answer the following questions. Be as honest as possible... unless you are a compulsive liar in which case you're excused.

1) Do you believe in God?
Yes

2) Have you accepted Jesus?
Yes, since I could remember

3) What is your favorite ice-cream?
Cheesecake or Peach, it's hard to decide

4) What do you think of lemons?
Bring on the lemonade

5) If you could pass one law for the country/state you live in to abide by what would it be?
Revocation of bearing arms without a hunting permit

6) Do you have any secrets?
I don't think so

7) Roughly how many?
... None or 0

8) Tell us one!
Psst.... Guess what..? Did you know.., I have no secrets?

9) Do you believe sex before marriage is ok?
Only if you are already engaged and set a nuptial date

10) Who do you like best; Noah or Adam?
Noah. His unfailing devotion to God, to the point that he built a giant boat and gathered every animal on the planet is inspiring. Alot of those animals bite!

11) Do you watch television alot?
Sadly, yes

12) If so what is your favorite program?
Don't really have one. They pretty much all suck. But I like comedy.

13) What is your favorite song? Tell us your favorite line...
I love music, so my fave song always changes. I think right now it's 'Into the Ocean' by Blue October. The entire song is about a guy that fell overboard and his struggle to stay alive, and you don't know if he gets rescued or dies. My fave line is 'Not knowing how to think I scream aloud begin to sink, my legs and arms are broken with envy for the solid ground. I'm reaching for the life within me, how can one man stop his ending? I thought of just your face, relaxed and floated into space.'

14) Whats the yummiest sandwich?
Cajun Catfish and Popcorn Shrimp Po-boy

15) What is the winning raffle ticket number?
?

16) What do you love most?
Forgiveness

17) What do you hate most?
Other humans' biased judgement

18) What's your favorite colour?
Purple

19) Who do you love most (other than Jesus or God of course!)
My mom and brother. I always list them together because I don't want to lose either of them.

20) Do you like flowers?
Yes, roses and marigolds

21) Who did you last kiss?
I kissed my mom on the cheek last night

22) Which smilie is the best;

or

?

23) When is your birthday?
July, can't tell you more than that

24) Are you married/partnered?
No, I'm in the market for a boyfriend though.

25) Have children? How many?
Nope. Still a virgin, but I would like 2-5 when I get married

26) What colour are your favorite socks?
White with little yellow stars on them. They're anklets I got for skating because they're thin. When I graduated to tights I started wearing them around the house.

And finally...

27) What word or phrase would best describe you?
Faithful and loyal to the end.

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