[Scheherazade]

Re: Ask a Sand Negress

Thank you both.

Here is my photo of myself without my veil.

[SUV]

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My.Sweet.JESUS.on.the.CROSS, Sister! I can nearly see your "dirty pillows!"



You have covered up your entire face - but not them?

Ah - such a strange world we live in

[Scheherazade]

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I regrettably admit that it is somewhat racy.....

I am currently, and almost always, wearing my abaya, a full body robe that conceals my figure.

[SUV]

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We Christian Ladies™ also conceal our figures, sometimes.

When you are Baptist - you've got Barbeque!!!

[Scheherazade]

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Barbeque?

[SUV]

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Barbeque?

In your "Country" that is what they do to sinful "women."

See also, "Stoning"

[Scheherazade]

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In your "Country" that is what they do to sinful "women."

See also, "Stoning"

Ah, I understand you now.

[Roberta]

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In your "Country" that is what they do to sinful "women."

See also, "Stoning"

Dear SUV,

Scheherry's fate may be worse than that! Her father is planning to have her defiled by a dromedary.

How many women could survive that kind of "humping" without being rent in two?

[Justina Thyme]

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Oh, Scheherazade, you poor dear! Please know that we here at Landover are praying for you to find a way out of you God-forsaken rathole of a homeland.

[Scheherazade]

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Oh, Scheherazade, you poor dear! Please know that we here at Landover are praying for you to find a way out of you God-forsaken rathole of a homeland.

Thank you for your support, everyone.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Ask a Sand Negress

It may lead to the occasional release, but, for the most part, women here manage to completely eliminate their flatulence before it exits the body. We hold it in until it dissipates.

Do the men of your sub-species perform the same dissipation ritual? I was curious because I have come to notice that the sand nigra is always accompanied by a horrid musk. Perhaps instead of passing gas your rectal fumes dissipate through your skin pores. The women tend to remain out of nose reach, but based on what you have described I have no doubt that you more than likely smell as wretched as your men. Fear not, for once you have given yourself over to Christ you will have no reason to ever pass the gas again seeing how American True Christian women never defecate or cut the cheese, from what I’m told.

[Scheherazade]

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Do the men of your sub-species perform the same dissipation ritual? I was curious because I have come to notice that the sand nigra is always accompanied by a horrid musk. Perhaps instead of passing gas your rectal fumes dissipate through your skin pores. The women tend to remain out of nose reach, but based on what you have described I have no doubt that you more than likely smell as wretched as your men. Fear not, for once you have given yourself over to Christ you will have no reason to ever pass the gas again seeing how American True Christian women never defecate or cut the cheese, from what I’m told.

I believe this to be the case, though I may be incorrect due to several factors.

My niqab filters scents somewhat, unless they are very strong. This musk may be weakened by our robes and veils, regardless of gender.

We tend to wash frequently while performing our prayers, but we don't wash the entire body until morning and bedtime.

I may have noticed the smell while younger, but I have likely grown accustomed to it.

Chances are we do have a noticeable scent among us, but it is difficult for me to say for sure. I hope this answer is satisfactory.

[Joshua Brooks]

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I believe this to be the case, though I may be incorrect due to several factors.

My niqab filters scents somewhat, unless they are very strong. This musk may be weakened by our robes and veils, regardless of gender.

We tend to wash frequently while performing our prayers, but we don't wash the entire body until morning and bedtime.

I've been to some foreign locals with a local group of missionaries. Six whole months I spent in a war torn region and I can assure you one thing - those boys most definitely DO NOT bath in the morning, in the evening, or anytime in-between. And I have confirmed this with other academy graduates who went to other cesspool locals populated with the sand nigra variety. The global conclusion is unanimous: You people stink and you don't know what soap is, such less use it. Rarely, the abbi who lives within the Godly States will use loads of incense to mask their foul odors, but incense is never a substitute for proper bathing. Come now and be honest. You are a beautiful young lady. But despite that the True Christian men of this, God’s favorite church, will not ever take a liar to be their cherished property. You have to lay all your sins and disgusting habits before us. Admitting your faults are the first steps toward Redemption.

[Scheherazade]

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You have a point, Mr. Brooks.

I will strive to improve myself.

[JennyD]

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Are there any Muslims who don't intend to explode on or near Americans?

Miss S here appears not to desire self-detonation.

I, for one, applaud her choice.