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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #61
    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post


    1980
    The year I mastered the godless language of Vietgook.


    30
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251
        #62
        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The year I mastered the godless language of Vietgook.


        30
        30: the age of Jesus when He was baptized.

        664
        Posted via Mobile Device
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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836
            #63
            Re: The Number Game

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            30: the age of Jesus when He was baptized.

            664
            Posted via Mobile Device
            664 The neighbour of the Beast

            2001
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

            sigpic

            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14465
                #64
                Re: The Number Game

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                664 The neighbour of the Beast

                2001
                The number 3·14159 immediately springs sprang to mind.

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                  • Dan U. Holier
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1180
                    #65
                    Re: The Number Game

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Well that is a shock, that you categorise me as a great mind, unfortunately the company I am in this this does not add much credance to that complement...
                    Pffff, dream on; obviously, I meant me and Rev. Osborne, hopefully the new president of the US of A!

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    The number 3·14159 immediately springs sprang to mind.
                    For an unknown reason, this number reminds me on a pie.

                    0.7
                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #66
                        Re: The Number Game

                        Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                        0.7
                        0.7 refers to the repeated commitment of the world's governments to commit 0.7% of rich-countries' gross national product (GNP) to Official Development Assistance.

                        First pledged 41 years ago in a 1970 General Assembly Resolution, the 0.7 target has been affirmed in many international agreements over the years, including the March 2002 International Conference on Financing for Development in Monterrey, Mexico and at the World Summit on Sustainable Development held in Johannesburg later that year.


                        0.723
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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22374
                            #67
                            Re: The Number Game

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            0.723
                            Exactly 0.723 more time than the time people should waste on listening to your pasta induced ramblings.

                            16
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339
                                #68
                                Re: The Number Game

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                                16
                                The Book of Midgets/Midgits 1:16
                                And in the absence of protein in the diet, they did not grow tall.
                                451
                                Posted via Pasta

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                                  • Zechariah Smyth
                                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 15251
                                    #69
                                    Re: The Number Game

                                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                    451
                                    The temperature (Fahrenheit) at which Slick "William" Clinton's autobiography ignites.


                                    561
                                    sigpic

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                                      • Jo Freddie
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 6339
                                        #70
                                        Re: The Number Game

                                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                        561
                                        The area cod e for Palm Beach County, Florida which went into effect on May 13, 1996

                                        2^2079460347
                                        Posted via Pasta

                                        True Pastafarian™

                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
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                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                          • Jack O'fagan
                                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Feb 2011
                                            • 4836
                                            #71
                                            Re: The Number Game

                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                            The area cod e for Palm Beach County, Florida which went into effect on May 13, 1996

                                            2^2079460347
                                            The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams, satanist )



                                            2079460347
                                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                            sigpic

                                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                              • Jo Freddie
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 6339
                                                #72
                                                Re: The Number Game

                                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams, satanist )



                                                2079460347
                                                The telephone number of the Islington flat where Arthur Dent went to a fancy dress party and first met Trillian, formerly known as Tricia McMillan. The digits of which when added up equal 42.


                                                0.062831853
                                                Posted via Pasta

                                                True Pastafarian™

                                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                Loose Canon Fan Page
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                                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 14465
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: The Number Game

                                                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                    0.062831853
                                                    radiation sickness - Oh how it destroys the voice

                                                    6345789

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                                                      • Jo Freddie
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 6339
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: The Number Game

                                                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post

                                                        6345789


                                                        8675309
                                                        Posted via Pasta

                                                        True Pastafarian™

                                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: The Number Game

                                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                            8675309
                                                            The number of frequent flyer miles I've garnered this year to date.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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