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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    My new favoite vegetable: Pizza!

    Congress finally got something right. A tasty pizza with tomato sauce is now considered a vegetable, especially if it is served with peppers, olives or pineapple.

    Pizza is a vegetable? Congress says yes
    The bill also would allow tomato paste on pizzas to be counted as a vegetable, as it is now.
    I'm sure my cardiologist is going to be happy that I'm incorporating more vegetables into my diet. He keeps telling me that I'll have another heart attack if I don't eat more vegetables, but I haven't had one since I started praying to God to protect me from another. The last one really hurt!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
    Tags: food for thought:let's eat!, what's for lunch?
    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724
      #2
      Re: My new favoite vegetable: Pizza!

      There are many healthy vegetable alternatives for dinner like onion rings and freedom fries. With ketchup they become almost new-age hippie health food.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22378
          #3
          Re: My new favoite vegetable: Pizza!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I'm sure my cardiologist is going to be happy that I'm incorporating more vegetables into my diet.
          Hm. I prefer my meat freshly killed without some weird Italian contraption. But I suppose my daughters in law will now stop complaining when I feed the grandkids pizza.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: My new favoite vegetable: Pizza!

              I never eat wop food, or foreign food of any kind. It hottens up the blood.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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