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  • Offcr. Albert Martin
    Unsaved Meter Maid
    • Feb 2008
    • 250

    #1

    Donuts

    As a cop, you know I LOVE donuts!

    I would like to ask you what your favorite types are, and then I'd comment on these types!

    This should be fun for you all...Bon appetit!
    Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
  • Pfc. James Nye
    Geriatric Gadfly
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 90

    #2
    Re: Donuts

    Hello.

    I like the ones with the holes. If they don't have holes, I don't know how you're supposed to use them!

    "Chopper" Nye
    Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

    Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Donuts

      My mother choked to death on a donut. Thanks for reopening that memory.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Offcr. Albert Martin
        Unsaved Meter Maid
        • Feb 2008
        • 250

        #4
        Re: Donuts

        Originally posted by Pfc. James Nye View Post
        Hello.

        I like the ones with the holes. If they don't have holes, I don't know how you're supposed to use them!

        "Chopper" Nye
        Well, I also like the little dot donuts (Canadians call them "Timbits")...That way, you can stuff a lot in your mouth at once!

        Good for soaking in coffee too!
        Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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        • Pfc. James Nye
          Geriatric Gadfly
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 90

          #5
          Re: Donuts

          If it had a hole, she could have breathed through that hole.

          That's another use for the hole.

          I wonder who invented the hole. Maybe Jesus. I can't search the Bible on the machine like some of you guys can.

          Or if you have robots. I can't say.

          "Chopper" Nye
          Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

          Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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          • Offcr. Albert Martin
            Unsaved Meter Maid
            • Feb 2008
            • 250

            #6
            Re: Donuts

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            My mother choked to death on a donut. Thanks for reopening that memory.
            If she had dunked it in coffee, that likely would have never happened.

            As it is, she is likely now in heaven, praying that you give up your bigoted ways and go home to Rome!
            Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Donuts

              Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
              If she had dunked it in coffee, that likely would have never happened.

              As it is, she is likely now in heaven, praying that you give up your bigoted ways and go home to Rome!
              Pal, that was a low blow even for papist scum. My mother was a True Christian™, and I assure you that she would slap your face (and leave a mark!) if she were here to defend herself from your disgusting insinuation.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                Resident ex-satanist
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 488

                #8
                Re: Donuts

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Pal, that was a low blow even for papist scum. My mother was a True Christian™, and I assure you that she would slap your face (and leave a mark!) if she were here to defend herself from your disgusting insinuation.
                Ya, I've noticed that cops are VERY forthcoming with the insults when you have no way of getting back at them (e.g. you're dead or in hand cuffs).

                Oh ya, I like chocolate donuts
                Last edited by Enigmatic Harpo Marx; 02-25-2008, 04:12 AM. Reason: forgot the purpose of the thread
                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                • Offcr. Albert Martin
                  Unsaved Meter Maid
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 250

                  #9
                  Re: Donuts

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Pal, that was a low blow even for papist scum. My mother was a True Christian™, and I assure you that she would slap your face (and leave a mark!) if she were here to defend herself from your disgusting insinuation.
                  If she did, she'd get my baton in her face! (And don't say it's a "tallywhacker"-whatever that is!)

                  I'm a cop, so I can defend myself here!
                  Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                  • Riki Sparrow
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Donuts

                    Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                    Well, I also like the little dot donuts (Canadians call them "Timbits")...That way, you can stuff a lot in your mouth at once!

                    Good for soaking in coffee too!
                    Are you talking about the little piece of dough left over after they cut the holes in the donuts? If so, down here they're simply called "donut holes".

                    Anyway, my favorites are the chocolate iced (with sprinkles) and the glazed.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: Donuts

                      I like the ones that are filled with either Bavarian cream or lemon custard.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Donuts

                        I don't know what you guys are going on and on about. There's no such thing as a donut competition. Everyone knows that the best donut hands down is
                        'old fashioned chocolate-glazed'.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718

                          #13
                          Re: Donuts

                          Mmmmm... what's a good Christian woman to do in the face of such sugary, chocolaty temptations? I am presently trying to lose 40 pounds, but when I see such confections as presented here, I feel my resolve weaken and I just want to dive in headfirst!

                          Please pray for me, brothers and sisters!
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                          • ChuckieGirl666
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 63

                            #14
                            Re: Donuts

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            I don't know what you guys are going on and on about. There's no such thing as a donut competition. Everyone knows that the best donut hands down is
                            'old fashioned chocolate-glazed'.
                            mmmmmmm..... I love donuts. I eat 40 a day. Does that make me Christian? These forums are weird... but I like!

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                            • tLakota
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 206

                              #15
                              Re: Donuts

                              Miss Thyme,
                              I would suggest that you go on a fast. That way you knock out 2 birds with one stone. You'd be constantly praying for God to make you in his image and heal you, meanwhile, the very act of fasting on water would cause you to lose a ridiculous amount of weight. I fasted on water for 17 days once and lost 2 lbs every day. And on the 1st of March, I'll be striving for 30 days so God can cure my PCOS. But on the subject in this thread, I like the original glazed Krispy Kreme donuts. Yummy!


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