mmmmmmm ..... I love donuts. I eat 40 a day. Does that make me Christian?
No it doesn't make you a Christian, it makes you fat, cheese woman. As if anybody wouldn't know that. Excuse me? Get a grip. I'm flabbergasted, that's what. It's flabbergasting. I feel a headache coming on.
Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.
mmmmmmm..... I love donuts. I eat 40 a day. Does that make me Christian? These forums are weird... but I like!
No, it makes you a morbidly obese cow!
We True Christians(tm) are all svelte because we take care of what God gave us!
And don't you DARE pick on Sister Victory Over Sex. She was over 400 pounds and a high-priced Big Beautiful Woman escort when she was Saved, and is now down to only 250 pounds . . . and losing!
Clearly donuts are Godly food:
Le:7:12: If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with the sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with oil, and unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes mingled with oil, of fine flour, fried.
However, a word of caution, if you’re going to eat them yourself, do not leave them on rocks in the open:
J'g:6:21: Then the angel of the LORD put forth the end of the staff that was in his hand, and touched the flesh and the unleavened cakes; and there rose up fire out of the rock, and consumed the flesh and the unleavened cakes.
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Yummm all these pics of donuts. I like the ones full of fresh cream and chocolate on the top of them.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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