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  • Scheherazade
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 147

    #16
    Re: Donuts

    They don't sell those here in Iran, but they look delicious.

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    • Seeker
      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 966

      #17
      Re: Donuts

      Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
      They don't sell those here in Iran, but they look delicious.
      That might be the only thing good about Iran. The cops here always hang out at Krispy Kreme after they sniff out the druggies.

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • Mr Godwin
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        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 123

        #18
        Re: Donuts

        Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post

        They don't sell those here in Iran, but they look delicious
        Then you are living in the wrong country, and I suggest you get your behind over here to freedom just as fast as you can.
        Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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        • Mr Godwin
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 123

          #19
          Re: Donuts

          Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
          mmmmmmm ..... I love donuts. I eat 40 a day. Does that make me Christian?
          No it doesn't make you a Christian, it makes you fat, cheese woman. As if anybody wouldn't know that. Excuse me? Get a grip. I'm flabbergasted, that's what. It's flabbergasting. I feel a headache coming on.
          Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #20
            Re: Donuts

            Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
            Well, I also like the little dot donuts (Canadians call them "Timbits")...That way, you can stuff a lot in your mouth at once!

            Good for soaking in coffee too!
            Ah. A Canadian glutton claiming to be in Des Moines.
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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
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              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #21
              Re: Donuts

              Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
              mmmmmmm..... I love donuts. I eat 40 a day. Does that make me Christian? These forums are weird... but I like!
              No, it makes you a morbidly obese cow!

              We True Christians(tm) are all svelte because we take care of what God gave us!

              And don't you DARE pick on Sister Victory Over Sex. She was over 400 pounds and a high-priced Big Beautiful Woman escort when she was Saved, and is now down to only 250 pounds . . . and losing!
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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22929

                #22
                Re: Donuts

                Clearly donuts are Godly food:
                Le:7:12: If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with the sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with oil, and unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes mingled with oil, of fine flour, fried.

                However, a word of caution, if you’re going to eat them yourself, do not leave them on rocks in the open:
                J'g:6:21: Then the angel of the LORD put forth the end of the staff that was in his hand, and touched the flesh and the unleavened cakes; and there rose up fire out of the rock, and consumed the flesh and the unleavened cakes.
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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: Donuts

                  I like eclairs. Also Bavarian creme or lemon custard filled donuts.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Donuts

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                    I like eclairs. Also Bavarian creme or lemon custard filled donuts.
                    But spit is gross?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #25
                      Re: Donuts

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      But spit is gross?

                      Did you spit on my eclair?
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • ForGodsSake
                        X-Aussie Evangelist
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 493

                        #26
                        Re: Donuts

                        Yummm all these pics of donuts. I like the ones full of fresh cream and chocolate on the top of them.
                        (2 Peter 3:10)

                        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                        • Scheherazade
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 147

                          #27
                          Re: Donuts

                          I have to settle for baklava or falafel here in the dunes of Egypt.

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #28
                            Re: Donuts

                            Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
                            I have to settle for baklava or falafel here in the dunes of Egypt.

                            What do you mean "settle?" Baklava and falafel are both delicious!
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Scheherazade
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 147

                              #29
                              Re: Donuts

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              What do you mean "settle?" Baklava and falafel are both delicious!
                              I didn't say they weren't, but these donuts seem to be very delicious as well, and I have no access to them.

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #30
                                Re: Donuts

                                Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
                                I didn't say they weren't, but these donuts seem to be very delicious as well, and I have no access to them.

                                Oh, they are, no question about that. But baklava and falafel are better for you - donuts are basically fried bread coated in sugar.
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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